themik

1422 pts · August 4, 2010


My dog would A. Eat everything at once, and B. COMPLETELY cover the pad in drool.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can take people out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of people. For S&G you should one day mix it with some Sam's Choice cola, in front of people though, not to like actually enjoy... jfc my skin...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My crankcase is too open for humans to touch. However, due to court orders it is closed to the public at this time...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Just like lunches, you supply your own or get fucked. You want these kids to grow up weak? Some heavy /s if it needs to be said.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I am not an introvert and this is 100% me. I think that's normal, needing to take time for self-care sometimes, especially when things are not falling in place otherwise.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 Took me like 6 times to see wtf. It's like mirror that only reflects your stupid back at you, and I was completely blinded...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's the youngest Dad I have ever seen.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It'll make a turd" is my family's goto.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

#8 I mean... I don't look this good though...

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How he hits the weed bowl like it's crack rofl

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Meth.... maybe once....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Schrödinger's Meal

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

The bug stops moving before the feet are wrapped around the plant stem. Like it stopped first then wraps its legs, when it would be the legs stopping the momentum and there is none transferred to the stem at all. What is transferred is front to back (towards the camera) even though it comes in from the side. Besides the water droplets sticking to surfaces they would be flung from.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 My balls....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to replace mine as well. The sound maker from an Atari 2600 right?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would pop the ball in my mouth and use my shirt to wipe it off. I fully expect to die of cancer some day. Also idk why I did it... primal brain part winned I guess. The q-tip to the rollers was the actual important thing to do anyway, to get all the lint and gunk off them, since the ball didn't want to spin them anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely do not understand....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 Just Bravo.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am soo afraid the ground is going to give out. Sewers at all?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to me* And this is a legit question, because I have never heard of it either, but totally understand about mental illness (I am there myself) and overbearing abusive assholes (my father and many many more) and in that I see a phrase like this blowing up in my face. I am 44 and so this doesn't apply to me anymore, but as a kid saying this would have brought more trouble.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they will accept you saying "out of spoons" instead "out of energy"? Pretty sure if that person calls you lazy or just doesn't accept you are out of energy for some task, saying you are out of spoons or spell slots instead will not help and they will probably take it as making an furthering excuse. Doesn't make sense me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burnt ass and broken glass.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Another quest for the bucket! I am doing this before I die, or perhaps even during this I can die. Either way I am doing this.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What we don't see is Terry here is enjoying a golden shower. It's a fetish thing...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JFC My BEST handwriting is way worse than his.... damn that's precise muscle control from his shoulders and such. That's impressive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0