My headcanon has always been that the Trolls f'ed him up. 🎵"Get the fiancé out of the way, and the whole thing will be fixed!"🎵 and riiiiiight after that when they get back to the castle...

2 years ago | 6 0

They're all named after historical philosphers. John Calvin, Thomas Hobbes, France Is Bacon.

2 years ago | 50 0

If Airbus doesn't have a field day with this someone on their marketing team needs to be demoted or fired.

2 years ago | 3 0

#5 octoDAAAAAAAAAD

5 years ago | 1 0

my party trick used to be that i could shot-for-shot warble out the sound effects to Snatch's travel montage

6 years ago | 2 0

grant does (did, gdi...) SCIENCE. this is witchcraft.

6 years ago | 4 2

because when i'm done using my phone i like that *clap*ing sound that just finishes everything

6 years ago | 2 0

Hey did you ever see that really old movie, Aliens?

6 years ago | 5 0

ngl the store where i work at has 3 versions of this and 4 versions of 'last christmas i gave you my heart' on their rotating playlist...

6 years ago | 62 1