toastofsnuffbox

567 pts ยท September 1, 2013


This is my public profile. Writing something about myself!

The picture says nothing about weight, you hipless fool.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like how they photoshopped her left side, but not the right

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Most women's tops I find sit right at my pants so any bending or stretching means shirt goes up. I'm more concerned w/buttcrack, not midriff

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Was the knife really more expensive than the hospital bills & time missed at work??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone didn't get the sarcasm in your comment they're an idiot, ignore them

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

& jerks

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, seaweed is an optional ingredient. I normally get my sushi in a cucumber wrap.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, he's pointing to the bowl.. thought the joke was "dick finger" cus his shopped finger looks like his penis ya know

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"keep a frozen bag of frozen bananas in your refrigerator!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the one I was looking for, good stuff

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like sitting in a giant puddle. Cold and wet don't mix

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Che!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too many cooks!

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And the envelope looks unused. It would be ripped open if it been sealed already.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

what........... this whole time I thought that was their job

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I pay $50 for unlimited talk, text, & data, though it does slow down near the end of the month

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Misfits needed Rudy, all 3 of him

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, it's called a 'meowntain'

12 years ago | Likes 487 Dislikes 4

My aunt used to have a pig as a pet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's having a crisis? Seems like it's fitting in just fine, what a babe

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he doesn't say 'oh bo' he's not worth it

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then you don't have to worry about remembering their names

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0