567 pts ยท September 1, 2013
This is my public profile. Writing something about myself!
The picture says nothing about weight, you hipless fool.
I like how they photoshopped her left side, but not the right
Most women's tops I find sit right at my pants so any bending or stretching means shirt goes up. I'm more concerned w/buttcrack, not midriff
Was the knife really more expensive than the hospital bills & time missed at work??
If someone didn't get the sarcasm in your comment they're an idiot, ignore them
& jerks
Nah, seaweed is an optional ingredient. I normally get my sushi in a cucumber wrap.
Ah, he's pointing to the bowl.. thought the joke was "dick finger" cus his shopped finger looks like his penis ya know
"keep a frozen bag of frozen bananas in your refrigerator!"
This is the one I was looking for, good stuff
It's like sitting in a giant puddle. Cold and wet don't mix
Che!
Too many cooks!
And the envelope looks unused. It would be ripped open if it been sealed already.
what........... this whole time I thought that was their job
I pay $50 for unlimited talk, text, & data, though it does slow down near the end of the month
Misfits needed Rudy, all 3 of him
No, it's called a 'meowntain'
My aunt used to have a pig as a pet.
Who's having a crisis? Seems like it's fitting in just fine, what a babe
If he doesn't say 'oh bo' he's not worth it
Then you don't have to worry about remembering their names
No
The picture says nothing about weight, you hipless fool.
I like how they photoshopped her left side, but not the right
Most women's tops I find sit right at my pants so any bending or stretching means shirt goes up. I'm more concerned w/buttcrack, not midriff
Was the knife really more expensive than the hospital bills & time missed at work??
If someone didn't get the sarcasm in your comment they're an idiot, ignore them
& jerks
Nah, seaweed is an optional ingredient. I normally get my sushi in a cucumber wrap.
Ah, he's pointing to the bowl.. thought the joke was "dick finger" cus his shopped finger looks like his penis ya know
"keep a frozen bag of frozen bananas in your refrigerator!"
This is the one I was looking for, good stuff
It's like sitting in a giant puddle. Cold and wet don't mix
Che!
Too many cooks!
And the envelope looks unused. It would be ripped open if it been sealed already.
what........... this whole time I thought that was their job
I pay $50 for unlimited talk, text, & data, though it does slow down near the end of the month
Misfits needed Rudy, all 3 of him
No, it's called a 'meowntain'
My aunt used to have a pig as a pet.
Who's having a crisis? Seems like it's fitting in just fine, what a babe
If he doesn't say 'oh bo' he's not worth it
Then you don't have to worry about remembering their names
No