i know the internet probably doesn't care. but i'm so excited! i'm going to be a mom!
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A hawk dropped a pigeon carcass on my table umbrella this morning
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Made it just in time
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Lost 85 pounds, gained a child
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We're famous guys
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Pretty much the best dogs in the world
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Real Woman
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I think my son is Benjamin Button
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you guys! I totally made a thing!
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Customer: "can I get a cheeseburger without cheese?" Me:
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I am the Lorax I speak for the trees.
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My aunt's dog got a tie
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TL;DR Words can hurt
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