ubertaco

3677 pts ยท March 31, 2012


Exactly. That's part of the irony. Chesterton was masterful.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

says this quote is supposed to be taken as a joke 3/2

10 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

a group meeting of anarchists, and they elect the undercover cop to their organized anarchists' council as a result. The character who 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

It's worth noting that this quote is from an anarchist character who's supposed to be absurd; the undercover cop out-anarchists him in 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

No, it's Javascript. It's more like alchemy.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This looks like it came from an insane mind. "Logics", random capitalization, bizarre sentence structure, and checkmarks for bullet points.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could be worse, you could work for Windstream.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have SEVERAL questions about Miss Ireland's costume.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No joke, we practiced the first one in my Shotokan karate class all the time. Gushindo #8 is what our school called it, I think.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a dude who got dumped by my only-ever girlfriend (I still just want to know why), and has been rejected every other time: screw game #1.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"i work with computers" -- uh-huh, sure buddy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"i like the part where its black" <--- slow down there, Speed Racist.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At no point was I proven wrong; you even agreed with my point. And by speaking English correctly, I look ignorant? Postmodernist grammar?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*you're, and while it's true, "love your neighbor as yourself" is the *second*-greatest commandment. We're not "*only* called to love."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No no, I'm a Christian, and I downvoted it because it's theologically incorrect.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna guess at the recipe: 1 can crescent rolls, 1 package pepperoni, 1 package mozzarella cheese. Wrap rolls around pepperoni & cheese.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hillary Clinton is the scariest pantsuit robot I've ever seen, and as far as the internet knows, I'm an amateur pantsuit roboticist.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shut up, Leonard! I know about your weird eye!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that there's "white" and "new white". Brilliant.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16 saves in only 12 pixels. Technology is wonderful.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're called Clapistan?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Even so, it's pretty messed-up.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For *anyone* in the US, Texas is like going to a whole new country. Just ask Texans, they still think they're another country.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Okay okay, calm down. Do you know where *specifically* she had them last?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have to apologize! Step 9!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you've got to flip the leg TURNways

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Hold on, Billy Ray Cyrus named his *daughter* ____ Ray Cyrus? That's a George Foreman move.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know! And yet they always preach about "paying your share." Such hippocrites.

12 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Frying pans? Sounds like woman space to me. *hides*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1