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2442 pts · March 6, 2012


I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. My best friend is Ben Affleck... Obligatory selfie: https://imgur.com/NlL8E3Y

Oh my god he’s magnificent

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My comment was sarcasm, as in "women aren't the only people to say this, because, Cartman." So we're on the same page ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat?

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

You think this is a Fucking Game!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww and he kisses her so gentle!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

6ft female reporting for duty

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought it was gonna be poop +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daniel Day Lewis in...everything he ever made. Even movies he's not in. All of 'em.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Unsupervised" lol sure

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You spelled Kitteh wrong

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Fake it so that we can pretend to be productive instead of actually working to solve the problems at hand. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The amt of people who actually have these issues vastly outnumbers those who fake it. We just like focusing on the tiny percentage who 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

WHOA. I Literally just watched this for the first time an hour ago

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think any of you are ever going to have to worry about being in bed with her.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Khalesi is gonna be sooooo mad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flubber? I barely know 'er

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Rubber? I barely know 'er

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tyler Knott Gregson, is this your account? Be honest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GET IT GIRL. Use their hate as your fuel. I love it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't stop laughing. Rook At Emmmmmmm! He's just a little guy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hahah she has the most adorable facial expressions

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People do change though...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not weird that you do it, it's weird that you have to do it. Thanks for doing it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, agreed, but she literally said "nominated for one of the two major parties"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it good?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a bad bitch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Lil help"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jesus, calm the fuck down it was a joke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1