ukeduchess

620 pts · December 29, 2016


That’s amazing ! I wish I would have stuck with it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

T Pretty colors...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you’re a white man, that helps too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

Aw, they were joking my friend all is well

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Scarlett Johansson can hardly embody any character she plays... doubt she’d do the trans community any favors. I bet she knew it.

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AND WILL NOW FACE JUDGEMENT. That is worth the funny tag imo

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ohhh come on they are the fucking best characters!!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

On her thigh ??? Even weirder now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these sound made up, but I’m too lazy to check, +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you’re a shitty person, no one will know that more than your kids.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So that means the cat is now out of the bag?! ... ... .... sorry I had to :(

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I love birch trees

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Mexico there is manchego cheese in the sushi as well as deep frying it. How far will we go?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My cat lays on her back and meows until someone violently rubs her belly

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

& reverse it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

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Fucking right she is. Does it scare you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

there's a lot of attractive people out there... you're just not one of them >.<

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Everyone's saying "if she were a guy" i get it BUT It's excruciating to get smacked on the clit by a beam/pole!!!

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 8

Mmmm he's sexy AF

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BIGLY...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Y'all kill me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 real

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Hmmmmm. Good point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if he did betcha it would be the most beautiful, grand, amazing headbutt you've ever seen

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