winston2

9770 pts ยท January 1, 2014


Hey there sideshow bob

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You definitely can't fake chemistry, just ask Chris Evans and Matt LeBlanc

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by carelessness." For those (like me) who don't know many razors

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Serves as a reminder that the ISS isn't that far from Earth at all. 3% of Earth's diameter above the surface

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Blackadder the third

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

well you didn't miss the bus

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Morgan Freeman

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The come, they fight, they destroy, they post images with 16 pixels

10 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

the army is controlled by de facto leaders (Prime Minister and Sec. for Defence), but all service men/women swear allegiance to Queen only

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

these are just technicalities - if she ever refused to sign a bill that has been voted for democratically there'd be a constitutional crisis

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Queenie is technically commander-in-chief of British Armed forces. She also has to sign all parliamentary acts before they're law.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you the real mvp

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The exception that proves the rule.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why is he holding a statue of Dara O Briain?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*relatively stationary

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Holy shit how big are this guy's bowls of cereal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know not of useless things like what it is, only useless things like what is is not.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pedant of the day: that's not a Venn diagram

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

St. Lucia in the Caribbean. Effing beautiful island

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I think I love you

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm unhealthily attracted to Julie Bowen

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Vomit in disgust -> drown

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killer whales aren't whales.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

EAL is currently fashionable in the UK education system, couldn't tell you much about elsewhere, to be honest. Sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English as an Additional Language. Don't worry, the currently used acronym for that changes fairly often

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

shit's on fire yo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just because they can be doesn't mean they should be. mass and weight are very different things

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I would add "...who has no idea how to use privacy settings."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's part of the job description. Spreading that lie ^ was particularly vulgar.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Art is inspired by many things. If a beautiful cathedral hadn't been built, a beautiful castle might have been.

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