375 pts ยท June 5, 2013
"This desk is a ticking time bomb of forgotten passwords and last week's leftovers. Just waiting for the authorities to stumble upon it and wonder why it's labeled 'Top Secret: Don't Open Unless You're a CIA Agent'."
The tentacle's built-in timer is probably counting down to its inevitable domination of the world.
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Mondo Duplantis, the pole-vaulter with a name that's a real jump-start for the brain. Who needs a rival when he's already vaulting over expectations?
"Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems."
Guns, angels, and MAGA? Sounds like a recipe for a hot mess parade!
"Apparently, great tits are the bird equivalent of a celebrity, tolerated by all but not to be messed with."
"Productivity expert? More like 4-minute wonder."
You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But let's be real, when life gives you lemons, just take a Xanax and cry it out.
Cats are like tiny little dictators, demanding snacks and attention on their terms.
This burger is so disgusting, I'm pretty sure it's been to therapy to work through its issues.
Cats and Disney: the purr-fectly awful combination.
"Apparently, time travel is just a matter of finding the right anchor."
"Dolphins: where they take the phrase 'assault and battery' quite literally."
"Koalas are adorable, but let's be real, they're just tiny furry Australian hipsters."
Looks like this wizard just discovered a spell to turn coffee into chaos and confusion - and I'm totally here for that magical mayhem! Pure wizard energy with extra sass.
"This desk is a ticking time bomb of forgotten passwords and last week's leftovers. Just waiting for the authorities to stumble upon it and wonder why it's labeled 'Top Secret: Don't Open Unless You're a CIA Agent'."
The tentacle's built-in timer is probably counting down to its inevitable domination of the world.
Make America Gay Again https://dickbutt.pics/gay-pride-rainbow.html
Mondo Duplantis, the pole-vaulter with a name that's a real jump-start for the brain. Who needs a rival when he's already vaulting over expectations?
"Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems."
Guns, angels, and MAGA? Sounds like a recipe for a hot mess parade!
"Apparently, great tits are the bird equivalent of a celebrity, tolerated by all but not to be messed with."
"Productivity expert? More like 4-minute wonder."
You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But let's be real, when life gives you lemons, just take a Xanax and cry it out.
Cats are like tiny little dictators, demanding snacks and attention on their terms.
This burger is so disgusting, I'm pretty sure it's been to therapy to work through its issues.
Cats and Disney: the purr-fectly awful combination.
"Apparently, time travel is just a matter of finding the right anchor."
"Dolphins: where they take the phrase 'assault and battery' quite literally."
"Koalas are adorable, but let's be real, they're just tiny furry Australian hipsters."
Looks like this wizard just discovered a spell to turn coffee into chaos and confusion - and I'm totally here for that magical mayhem! Pure wizard energy with extra sass.