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Thanks, McDonald's
Jan 30, 2017 9:57 PM
comacomacomacomachameleon
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itsmybox
Do you need a hand with that?
ChinaMike808
Biggest thumb I ever saw.
TheDuckieThatSoundsLikeAElephant
How did they take this picture??
Seawolff81
WHY IS IT NOT CALLED THE BIGGER MAC????!! THIS HAS BEEN KILLING ME ALL WEEKEND
ashirian
I think they've run out of names.. For years, overseas McDonald had bigger macs called Super Mac and Mega Mac that have 4 patties. lol
untakenusername20
Need a HAND with that
Jabboy586
I showed my boss this and she just laughed
mknight00012
you’ll realize that those whom are short handed where born with more guts than you’ll ever have!
TGA123
Give yourself a round of applause
mknight00012
One day when you failure realize your life has been a constant and lifeless.
ChubbyChinchilla
I guess you could say he's stumped.
mknight00012
At those who have already accomplished more than you two handed lifeless sacks of garbage.
mknight00012
He is proud and confident! Nothing has ever held him back. Only the insecure weak bodies of emotional life find pride in poking fun.
mknight00012
Wow nice! All the big ego cowards have so many negative comments to say. My godson was born without an arm due to amniotic bands
MDGC
This is FP material.
slomo0077
Definitely
Peabony
Well that's the biggest dick I've seen on imgur
DrD837
Talk about a five-finger discount.
Parasystem
I'm sorry, but the left arm looks like the end of a penis
voteforbleu
A real man eats with one hand anyway
tbow
AwkwardBiStander
@EatPrayNub
BlahBlahDinks
Let's be honest, you only need one hand for that piece of shit
Flawlessi
How'd you take this picture
quintusfontane
Gave up a hand in return for bionic eyes, obviously.
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Asking the important questions, come on...
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
This is great, OP. Give yourself a round of applause.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
What is the sounds of one hand clapping?
BenRevzinPhotography
oh you dick
ShadowRunner94
That meal looks all right to me.
StNickCage
Why hasn't anyone else asked wtf a Grand Mac is?
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
It's a larger Big Mac. A comment further up talks about Patty/Bun ratios and things like that. Pretty good for a fast food burger
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Do you know what they call a Grand Mac in France?
Varkit777
FLEENTSTONES!?
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Big Macs are delicious, on the other hand they're inedible.
Lots43
This is literally how my body treats them.
MarvoThanatos
I can't tell if that was a shot at OP or McDonalds…
Rayfire3535
That works on so many levels.
grandmalovesherson
On the other hand...phrasing!
IWasInThePool
Schrodinger's hamburger?
chiefwill
Hush
fullmetalht
+1 for being damn clever.
OliverClothesoff70
They're edible, just not biodegradable.
bosomeater
I'm...I'm pretty sure it was a joke.... Like... With his other hand...they're inedible... Get it?
animatic
nor digestible.
HeyOP
Then how do they have so many calories?
disinformatique
They are digestable, our stomach is a sarlacc pit.
PostNutDepression
Probably that super sweet ketchup McDonalds uses. I TOLD YOU GO LIGHT ON THE KETCHUP, SHEILA.
AndyBlacksmith
You don't sound indifferent at all
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
They tried to come up with another slogan but they kept getting stumped.
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nosaucesbutapplesauces
Try right clicking on the image and selecting "Copy image location" to get a less distasteful link. E.g.:
MetaSomma
Tramputee
This guy deserves a double hi-five! Can.. can someone else help him out with that?
EarthAnimalArmy
sooooooo wrong, here is your upvote
VenerateThisGuy
Good glass
javjav
I'd mention someone who they can't stump, but he's got real tiny hands :c
Themastersphone
BOOM!
BanadecCamberbootch
I fucking closed the window and had to reopen it to give you the upvote you earned.
Willis2012
BrownPoopStain
I just remembered how few shits the internet gives.
1Lion4Owls
My thumbs tired from +1ing puns
1Lion4Owls
Which would probably really impede OP
OnePotatoTwoPotatoThreePotatoFloor
kevinallover
Way to rub it in.
tomyironmane
Athenryguy
Don't nub it in
finitetoast
What a great comment. Everybody give this guy a hand.
baturro
Ugh...
Jetmanfungo
According to appendage A, of the limb-punn hand-book, there can never be enough jokes about body parts
AbuAzrael
How does it feel knowing that the eldar are about to give you a new sibling?
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
Tbh I'm still wondering what Malal has been up to.
STaSHZILLA
Get a grip, man.
professorspankem
Savage. ????
BlackberryCobbler
It was a wristy move on their part, for sure
Dualwield
brojoe111
Alright, it's time to stop. these puns are getting out of hand
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
I think they need an extra hand with it
GreenLanternMD
He managed to eat some with one hand, but had trouble with the wrist of it.
SpawNick
Underrated comment
GreenLanternMD
You could almost count the upvotes on one hand....
anewshineything
1000th upvote!
MoonbuttTheGreat
I give this comment a big thumb up
Willis2012
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
At least it didn't cost an arm AND a leg.
RandyTheGreat
Heyoo
iamthisguy247
Well you got to hand it to them, they tried. Couldn't quite put a finger on something that worked.
degenerator
Nailed it!
SpeakerToMeat
No, don't burn that many at once, banter them back and forth with someone else
sas123567
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Its just a small amount of armless fun.
Imgonnaburnonedown
They call him Lefty, on account of that's what hand he's missing.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Please guys, stop the puns. It's getting out of hand.
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
There's my right-hand man helping us keep a grip on things. We should just listen to some music and even out. https://youtu.be/NRWUoDpo2fo
9Gag12YrOld
Can I give you a hand? Maybe I'll be your left-hand man eh?
Idontthinkicandothat
I applaud you all
howlinginpain
At least this person purchased their food instead of looking for a hand out.
MexicanTacoGuy
Absolute gold.
ImperialSecurityBureauAgentShab
Who says they didn't take a five finger discount?
Caveman3A
I think he's right
howlinginpain
Sometimes that 5 finger discount ends up costing you an arm and a leg.
Logeon
That was a mother of a joke. I tried to think of an equivalent exchange, but came up short.
howlinginpain
I understand, we all get stumped from time to time.
Tyrinus
Tweet that at them and see how long it takes for them to pull the slogan and apologize.
Firebreathingredhead
what a pussyfoot country we have become. This could happen if enough vegans started this shit
stippet
Please dont be one of them.
jadespider
Never! that's not a slogan, it's an OSHA warning.
ManufacturedMannequin
Maybe the OSHA for pants
MosbiusArchitect
Or tweet 'I must have super powers because I only needed one hand. Ha!' ....comedy would work better :) levity is a wonderful thing.
EarthAnimalArmy
if done right, bet you would get a lot of free food from them
UnknownSquid
I'd legitimately take the chance to feign (very fake and obvious) mock offence at the counter, just for a laugh.
psionoblast
First we gotta write the buzzfeed article
Mattheus728
"One-handed man orders Grand Mac. You'll never believe what happens next!
AnythingMuchShorter
He would also have to "demolish McDonalds with one tweet" man if trump had been demolished as many times as they say he'd just be a crater.
MeezyRogueHero
(Ctrl + X, Ctrl + V) clickbaittitle.jif
tomyironmane
Ask and ye shall receive. In this case, a legitimate customer complaint such as this might get you a platter and some plastic cutlery.
VodkaReindeer
http://www.seatosummit.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/sts/images/products/306-21_2_hires.jpg
tomyironmane
Oh fuck that shit. I used to work the counter. I'd make sure you got a proper fucking fork and knife.
VodkaReindeer
But he needs to be able to hold them all in one hand...
tomyironmane
I know he can put one down and pick the other up.
graffitimonkey
Please don't. Not because of the shepherd, but because of the sheep.
battery1979
Too late, it's in the internet now.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Well put. @OP meant it as a joke, someone else will use it as a war cry.
memelordnito
Just like that one OCD chick.
GodzillaHarddiskson
Who?
memelordnito
A woman posed with a picture that had a sweater with "blame my OCD" on it saying it offended her. I'll try to find a source.
Down2rodden
One?
Lizaderp
Do it. I bet the apology you'll get in the mail will be hilarious
dweadpiewitwobbits
Plus free coupons for more sandwiches he can't pick up!
Azmania
A lifetime supply of free stumps.
TiamatRawrs
Done.
disinformatique
Apologize for what?
FRo57
Now how did you take the picture? We need to go deeper.
NotSoSmartAlek
Glass.
WorkBeerRepeat
Yep. This question needs an answer
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
not this again
imbadwithnames
/a/cvuRL
DrInsomnia
With their left foot, of course
Sm9yCg
With his mouth camera of course. Don't you have one?
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
That's what she said
hispanicyankee
This man askin' the real questions here
GnowledgedGnome
http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/768/58/58768/1362320077-6.jpg
ForgivingCat
Arms deep.
Blurr7face
It begins.
Shananth
I took the picture and sent it to him via text. Mystery solved
GamermanRPGKing
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/488/431/8c8.jpg question answered.
TOMMOEX
Not this shit again, we never recovered from the first time
neuromanswer
That's what she said
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
No not this again
imbadwithnames
howlinginpain
Yeah. That's.... Not an arm... If you catch my drift.
WheresAUsername
http://www.gotfunnypictures.com/big-dick-problems/ sorry for the shitty link, I'm lazy
FrankWest
Right Click > Copy link address (dependant on browser)
FrankWest
http://www.gotfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/7849-20584-8345.jpg
drunkbs
I think it's obvious.
LesserLactatingLlama
This looks like one of those console game glitch screenshots
ewpolly1
Then how did you take that picture?
Hobohead
Hands
Shadow63
Timer
MystBook
AsianDad
Depends: How deep do you want it?
browsib
"But wait, how did he take that? ... Ah - But wait, how did he take that? ... Ah - But wait, how did he take that? ... Ah - But wait, how di
theafrothunda
Very.
Laurynisabarista
That's what she said
RespectfullyDisagreee
Having to scroll for a comment...
AlabamaShakySnake
Risky click of the day...
Infamouse
Whem taking a joke goes to far.
Mizuha112
That's what she said.
Tientchik
so deep, I came... TWICE
DefinitelyNotDavidDuchovny
God those fingers creep me out
TheDalmuti
But. . . How did he get that last picture?
imhoots
This was a great exchange.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
This guy gets it
quantumella
So deep it's in my cervix! Thanks AsianDad.
GnowledgedGnome
http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/768/58/58768/1362320077-6.jpg
Shewy92
But who took this picture?
GnowledgedGnome
http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/768/58/58768/1362320077-8.jpg
LukeRDavis
Perhaps his phone allows photos to be taken with his voice. He could say "capture" and boom! Crisis averted.
TheGreyGryphon
No it isn't this is a separate picture of the guy taking the picture and oh god inception bwaaaaaaaaaa
kingj07
Dude, we were having a fun party until you showed up.
LukeRDavis
Don't worry, I brought ice.
DaniSr21
NOT AGAIN
Neoqueto
Someone else!
Z1ggyStardust
Set it to a timer?
sovietfedor
Icallpeoplenerds
Not enough upvotes
Wakborder517
So much more accurate
FilthyRedmond
WarfritLive
Got an audible laugh out of me. +1
MiIdIyAdequate
Wakborder517
No that's a stump hand, silly.
BigHandz
Air escaped my nostrils with a higher than average velocity.
Lwfc
I shnorted.
Andromedator
A similar event happened to me at the sight of this as well
Monka42
Coincidentally, I had a similar reaction.
hailchaserdfw
Thats really his dick
whohasthisname
More like his thumb!
SouthDakotaHairdo
even has a peehole
Steelballsofstill
why the fuck us no one upvoting this!!!