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Oct 2, 2015 2:44 AM
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whiskeyplz
Just make a fucking martini and call it good.
TheRicM
Jungle juice?
Whosthere
LIFE HACK: One of these ingredients will get you drunk all by itself
PornhubsFirstTree
I will just add whiskey to glass. Thank you though.
wolfgang1107
@bebesinge
FlesHBoX
https://youtu.be/V0-XkMc-eIw
BlargingtonBlargs
I bet this tastes terrible.
LilBTheBasedGod
Anyone have any idea where all these recipe gifs are from? I want to be able to scroll through a hundred of these.
roofi3
Tasty on fb.
earthking
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/KRfPPnu enjoy
TheFilesAreINSIDETheComputer
I think those pears are also apples
ckriegs11
They are red pears which look very similar when diced up
kingkongkeom
wanted to give the comment....you beat me to it!
SuperRockinMrMagic
Da phuk are the apples even for?
Fuckweasel
They're there because it's a sangria which by definition has diced fruit in it. Since you let this steep before serving they add flavor.
SuperRockinMrMagic
So if you don't do the apples I assume it'll still be pretty good? Cause I'm lazy and stuff
SuperRockinMrMagic
So if you don't do the apples I assume it'll still be pretty good? Cause I'm lazy and stuff
Fuckweasel
Oh yes, it would. Especially since the recipe already has apple cider in it.
Ifyoutypegoogleintogoogleyoucanbreaktheinternet
as a spaniard... that's not sangria!
ponchette
What is?
MrKnesh
Why would you need a cold drink during the cold days of fall? There are better uses for 750ml of whiskey, like hot toddies.
HogslamChampion
64 ounces of cider and one litre of club soda. Pick one system of measurement next time.
binicorn
welcome to the USA you commie bastard
HiddenCam
As a Wisconsinite, the club soda offends me.
awkwardstare
Who loves orange soda ?!
Kargu
That is not "sangría". Only cause I'm from Spain and that is not how you do sangría.
netinh0
Can you share a good sangria recipe please? Went to Barcelona in June and been craving a sangria ever since!
TyffiBoo
commenting for (hopefully) a recipe
BeetleJuiceX3
is this form a buzz feed video, it looks a lot like a buzzfeed video
roofi3
It's "Tasty" on fb. They get a lot of their recipes reposted here without credit.
TGWeaver
Tasty is a Buzzfeed sub-brand.
lb01
Is that really it?
VulcanWithoutLogic
Some other person did a post about having an apple tree and wasps getting too drunk off the fallen ones to sting so maybe?
Snowman25
First pic is a gif. Fooled me too
gamlingcs
I mean typical Sangria has a variety of fruit in it, so to me this is just like apple mash or something. I'm sure it's tasty as shit though.
Jusmar
It has red wine and brandy so it actually looks after its namesake.
gujuganjagirl
I do mine with Captain Mo's
TinyKhaleesi
This would probably be amazeballs with maple whisky, too.
Gun10ck
I found the Canadian, guys!
TinyKhaleesi
Well, you're not wrong!
chickNlittle
I don't like cimmanom, had the same thought!
theproofisinmypudding
A bottle of Sortilege does the trick nicely
ChimeraOfFury
Ohhhh that sounds amazing. Good call.
wavesofvibrations
much better than cheap pinot gris
azreal
or just add maple syrup
TinyKhaleesi
Depends on how much extra sugar you want in it, but yeah.
marywanna
Found the Canadian
azreal
minnesotan, so yeah pretty much.
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Maple Crown. Smells like Aunt Jamima pancake syrup and tastes almost as good, too.
Bennybones
... maple whiskey? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO WHISKEY?!
TinyKhaleesi
IT IS GOOD, FIGHT ME!
Bennybones
You listen here, buddy.
Bigcurly2000
When you say cider, do you mean like American stuff or alcoholic stuff?
InsanityCrab
I assume as they used Cinnamon Whiskey that it's american, I'm sure it exists, but I've never seen it here.
sixpartsseven
It's called fireball whiskey. It's insane.
bendeem
the "american stuff" is essentially the pre-achoholification version of hard cider
Bigcurly2000
So...apple juice?
bendeem
apple juice is super strained cider. they leave alot of the good stuff in the cider.
Bigcurly2000
Ah see that's what's always confused me, in the UK even the cloudy unstrained stuff is just called apple juice!
SovietWrench
I was really hoping for instructions on how to make cider.
snarkweek3000
Do you want the easy way or the hard way? Also, are we talking apple cider with liquor or like...brewing your own woodchuck?
snarkweek3000
Cause I can help you out.
Mrcringal
I would also appreciate learning how to brew my own hard cider. My girlfriend loves them and I'd like to be able to surprise her with it.
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
teach me how to brew my own. my last batch failed miserably and i have no idea why.
snarkweek3000
The one time our hard cider went awry was because we used regular yeast instead of champagne yeast. You're going to need a lot of apple
snarkweek3000
juice, and some clean (very clean) jugs that you use for water coolers. Like the ones in offices. As well as a funnel.
phaedrus4223
5 gallons cheap pasteurized apple juice, 1 pack cider/champagne yeast. toss into a clean & sanitized 6 gal bucket w/ air lock, wait 2 wks
lawdork
I prefer english ale yeast, but that's my recipe.
phaedrus4223
if too dry for your taste you can back sweeten with 1 can apple juice concentrate, & 1/4 tsp potassium sorbate to stop fermentation.
lawdork
Alternately, sweeten with a non-fermentable sugar or sweetener. Xylitol or Splenda, for example.
obie
The Doctor told me I should drink more. Also, I now refer to myself as, The Doctor.
KimJongUnreal
Thats alright. I only drink in moderation, which is an imaginary place that exists wherever I drink
TinyLiehon
Doctor who?
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
Lemme drink with you!
Foxiegrandpa
i need a prescription doc
Chyvalri
Trust me, I'm the Doctor
PUBspotter
My liver is bigger on the inside.
LadyJaneFace
I thought you were iOnlySpeakTennant for a second there.
Ticky21
How do you feel about bow ties?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
You bastard. You subjected us to the Time Ars.
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idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
CapnJackSparrow
Well, he is scottish
sergeantpeanutbutter
But..but...an apple a day keeps...
Realjessicat
Maybe the doctor is just annoyed at you because you keep eating all the apples so he can't make fall sangria.
Hotsinglemomsinyourarea
You've now ripped a hole in the fabric of our universe due to an irreversible paradox
JoshyFreddy
GREAT SCOTT!!!
TheColossalTitan
Dammit Rose!
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
Oh god I'm sorry!
TheColossalTitan
Username on point, upvotes for you internet stranger!
sergeantpeanutbutter
But...but...so did your username...because there are nohotsinglemomsinmyarea
Hotsinglemomsinyourarea
The holes cancel out
CookieDoughForSpike
What is this cinnamon whisky madness? Can't I just use whisky and add a fuckton of cinnamon, because autumn/fall?!
wailbait
I would simmer the apple cider with some cinnamon and other spices (mulled cider) and use regular whiskey like Seagram's 7.
bendeem
well, yes. but if thats what you are doing, you should add a more neutral spirit like everclear.
juniorman00
Fireball brand whiskey
breathing
just pour everclear on everything
visualvendetta
NICE!!!
2muchNickotine
Everclear on pumpkin pie!
geeosaurus
We use that for fire breathing.
FartDonelson
it's the invisible intoxicate.. it's called everclear!
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat. Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the hell needs that. If you're thinkin, bout drinkin
Jusmar
It's invisible but it's certainly the smell you can feel.
olddirtygerman
Pretty much sums up my first two years of college.
NaTrolleon
Pretty much sums up all 5 years of college
ChipotleGreenSauce
+1 for the victory lap
Jusmar
A. Getting internships. B. 5-year degree C. drunk as fuck all the time
NaTrolleon
This guy knows how that shit works.
wyldcard
I'm confused, you already had the whiskey, wine and cider. Where was the problem with getting drunk?
InsanityCrab
The Whisky was Cinnamon flavoured though, after that heresy I suppose mixing is the only option.
TraitorousTrump3
Mmmm, Fireball over ice is sooooo nice.
InsanityCrab
Each to there own man ;), give me a lovely laphroaig 18 all day everyday day!
AustenFan
Fireball. Whisky for people who don't like whisky.
TraitorousTrump3
Sounds about right!
eattheshit
Saw this but with caramel vodka.
craptheressomethingoutthere
Mix caramel vodka and apple cider in n a pot on low heat. It's like drinking the nectar of the earth.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
I think that I'd like that more.
gargamelinho
Cheaper (actually what we drink in spain) sangria: apples, pears, orange, peaches,...., sugar (200g),2l of red wine, 1 l of vodka or gin,ice
chickNlittle
Um yes please
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
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blackmilkiki
Thanks! Will try that out next time I have friends over :)
HighTen
The first gif froze for me and I didn't understand why it was just apples and club soda
Killrapture
That....sounds pretty good
Shepsus
SAME! I was like, "does it taste like apple soda??
MooseFoxx
Well thanks to you I now realise that both are gifs and not pictures. Mobile for the win.
exarkun00720
It freezes even if you are not on mobile. I had the same thing saw the apples then it stopped... I was like well fuck Sangria has changed.
lukalock
Same here.
UH60Mechanic
Holy shit, me too
ShockandDawwww
It's still frozen for me. Can you describe it?
DefiantlyAwkward
Welcome to Mobile! Can I take your order?
hoboispope
Yeah protip: dont be a pansy and just drink regular whiskey fuck the apples and the cheep stuff
Fintamin
Let it go! Let it go! (Frozen, get it?)
RetrieveThatGold
Had to scroll back up cause same. Apples and club soda!!!
skongebob
Fav now, watch later, no time, my people need me. . . .zooooom
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
"Great, now how long do I have to wait?"
minbinx
Lollllll I was going to comment the same thing
barnwolf
I am not a patient man.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
I'm still stuck on that
lukalock
Same here.
Shepsus
SAME! I was like, "does it taste like apple soda??
CindyWho4
I sat there for way too long thinking it was glitched and hoping it'd fix itself before I scrolled lol.
TomeBagel
Same I was very confused till I seen your comment and went back up to watch it!
wababooba
I was going to try it with only apples and club soda, but then I read your comment and watched it again :D
rainforestchica
I thought it was a reference to that post about apples and drunk wasps.
HighTen
It wasn't, however, I am very interested in that post...
rainforestchica
The drunk wasps one? It is probably true, I have seen it with squirrels and racoons.
shaunaaah
Same I thought it was a lame prank labeling apples and Club soda as sangria.
IsYourGarageDoorOpenYoudBetterGoCheck
Step 1: Apples | Step 2: Drunk
HighTen
Oh wait, that's for horses
was821
Wow be too
TheFilesAreINSIDETheComputer
Same. I thought: "I can get drunk off club soda and apples? This changes everything!"
HighTen
Life would be so much cheaper
jayneebutidontgotagun
you and me both
BeMySquishiey
ahahahaha same. Got super excited with how simple that seemed.
TheEventGuy
technically you can, if you wait long enough
Bennybones
Cinnamon whiskey? The fuck...
Pinklestein
Millennials..
bendeem
its for the cinamon flavor, and the alcohol
magila
Fireball
OneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUs
http://www.fireballwhisky.com/recipes/ for reference. Used in a lot of things. Or straight out of the bottle. Which is nice
heartinlandslide
Everyone is posting about Fireball, but I recommend Sinfire. Tastes like actual cinnamon instead of Red Hots candy.
WhiskeyDe
You officially live under a rock. Even Patrick knew about this
Bennybones
I live in Europe! We drink scotch. From Scotchland! And whiskey! From... Whiskeyland, whatever, shut up.
CptnFlame2887
Fireball. Really good stuff
happysamper
I saw cinnamon whiskey and thought Spicebox, now that is some damn fine whiskey
iactuallylikewonderwall
You'd be better off with a whiskey with cinnamon liqueur instead of just cinnamon sugar, like jack daniels or evan williams cinnamon
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Yes plz! Much better than Fireball.
NonConformistFlamingo
I'm thinking more along the lines of Goldschlager, but that's just me.
winnigin
You even get to poop gold!
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
sooo much better than fireball
OneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUs
Fireball Cinnamon Whisky is what they are pouring in there. Stuff is quite good in literally everything.
lama00
And when you puke it smells good.
YarTheBug
As a person who habitually gets puke in my nasal cavity anytime I vomit: No.
lama00
How do you...? Nevermind.
YarTheBug
Very uncarefully, my friend.
OneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUs
True. But nothing says bad morning like cinnamon puke.
seanconorrhea
They don't even sell fireball in EU because of the high amount of antifreeze
Tooexforbee
Weird because you can get it in the UK and we're part of the EU.
MaladaptedMedic
It isn't antifreeze, you crumpet. There's a chemical in it that's also found in antifreeze...
OneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUs
True, the propylene glycol was an issue with it, probably still is. I used to drink it a lot, but that curbed me for some time.
seanconorrhea
Just make cinnamon whiskey yourself, I guarantee it will taste better
HamRoll
They sell it in the shop I work in, in Ireland. I have never seen anybody buy it and we've had it for well over a year now...
Dinomite89
That's because it isn't true whiskey
HamRoll
It's rotten and costs the same as a bottle o' Jack. I know where my money is going to, Jameson.
aluminumadmiral
Super not great for you, but delicious in everything.
Keesterbunny
Really though, what hard liquor IS good for you?
aluminumadmiral
True enough.
FiatLuxIam
Why?
aluminumadmiral
It's got a super high amount of some chemical that is found in antifreeze and is could be dangerous.
aluminumadmiral
Fireball has been pulled from some country's shelves because of it.
FiatLuxIam
DAMN. I always hated the idea of the stuff, now i have a solid logical reason! ty
lsanassa
I don't understand the need to water it down with club soda. But then again I'm an alcoholic.
noneedfor
Appleholic
Sciencefriction13
Why is it a different color on the pour?
BorderlineBoozehound
I got angry as soon as I saw a bottle of whiskey being dumped over apples.
IllooSIV
It's OK, it's just Fireball.
Snarknado
Fuck off, Lassann. Wait...
jocapi
When are you coming out with another movie....
Snarknado
Well I am Snarknado, so you should check with @sharknado. Did you vote whether Tara Reid (err, her character) lives or dies?
Agent
I'm yet to determine why scotch is watered down from 100% to 40%.
visualvendetta
You might like the 100% scotch gel they dehydrate it down to which saves on shipping weight. They normally reconstitute it, but for you.....
IllooSIV
Barrel proof FTW!
Jusmar
Because they needed one other thing that's shared with a bastardized version of sangria to call it a "sangria" No wine, no sweetener.
captainlolo
was thinking the same thing
LarsOlson
I say sub it with sparkling wine.
bendeem
because my family and neighbors are serious light weights.
gusgus1
Respect the honesty lol
IthinkIhaveanopinionaboutthat
Pfft. Labels... This is a judgement free zone. Right? umm...right???
visualvendetta
Typical anti-labelist comment from your type!
Bro49
It's probably for the carbonation, too.
Niljapoli
You can add sparkling wine instead
blooregardqkazoo
This guy. I want this guy instead of Trump.
oblue87
As a fellow alcoholic I initially thought the same but its probably cloyingly sweet without it.
NJPV
Bubbles yo
lsanassa
See I've had the opposite experience. Sangria with club soda is sweet and watered down. Without is kickass
Muttons1337
Well at first, it would add a little bit of a "sparkling" affect. But as it goes flat, it adds nothing.
android1800
Someone once told me "Adding 'more' water into your drink isn't going to make it 'less' sweet. The sugar's still in there."
AliBarber
Yup. Just lowers the saturation
yesyoucancancan
Which would make it taste less sweet.
TheFilesAreINSIDETheComputer
Well, there isn't going to be less sugar in the drink but each sip would test less sweet because the sugar is less concentrated.
InanityWolf
It's going to make it taste less sweet.
InanityWolf
*Which is the point of doing it.
FiatLuxIam
Someone was wrong. "Sweet (adjective) -having the taste or flavor characteristic of sugar, honey, etc." Watering it down will reduce et. all
lebowskisd
the et. all made me laugh