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Sep 20, 2017 9:36 AM
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jayslaughter
Someone's a drinkin bro
ThePerfectGif
floppypickle
https://imgur.com/b5UhZ8l
AddictiveTendancies
SquanchingInHere
Agreed
ScoopsLongpeter
Serious question guys is squanchy alive
AddictiveTendancies
Squanchy will live forever!
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
Hey I'm squanchin' in here !
hamburgersthecornerstoneofanynutritiousbreakfast
I squanch my family!
SexyAttackHelicopter
Ewwww gross dont say that
PropainAndPropainAccesories
AddictiveTendancies
Haha omg what is this from?
flexiblegoat
https://media.tenor.co/images/20a531369b6a5f209e9da007a41a199d/tenor.gif
Antionio
If they are women or children you become a sex offender. Anyway, I like these odds.
fnhngest
what if they're already gay
moih
or opposite sex
Coolbacca
Spit acid on their face and flee the room screeching at the top of your lungs
fnhngest
then wat
JDay311
What if it was a female?
itkeepsmewarm
Look, I'll say it once and I'll say it again, if you catch somebody in the act join in to show you condone their actions
forte10
Not if you shout "GOD IS WATCHING" while you do it. And then repent. Or something. The rules are complicated.
GodEmperor0fMankind
You have to prove that You're not gay by jerking it with them.
NiumZ
- Ted Cruz attempting to excuse his actions
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
He liked a porno, there's nothing to excuse
AgentKGB
Give them constructive feedback too. "No, no, use your thumb more."
MeanCupcake
I'll no homo join anyone I catch in the act.
hdxhn
You'll just bro them then
dashcan
BRO-JOB CHOO CHOO!
archmage7
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY
M4nFle5h
Never forget harambe
erdholden
flawless logic!
InnerUniverse
For those of who got may have recently broken up with someone, the hidden advantage is saved money and introspection.
IBentMyWookie
TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY!
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Renz077
Came here for this comment. Thank you!
ErrolStafford
Thank you
HypocriticalBastard
I'm sorry what
LivingDecomposition
What happens when you're holding a pen, drawing a person, and realize you can make those lines go any which way you want.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Spazzofspeed
Vore
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
no
Ryanator50
that's what it is though
PropainAndPropainAccesories
PmMeGifsForSauce
I remember that fucking scene, always thought wtf, never thought who he was.
Ryebread91
Same. Always creeped me out.
rocketdonkey
That smile says it all...
InAPedoVanDownByTheRiver
He's got a Raging Clue
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
https://imgur.com/NZXTupK
thor0486
There's a one piece villain with that exact smile but I'd have to go find it.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/hardly-boys.jpg
wooliebooger
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
He's masturbating in that photo. Which says a lot about us for continuing to look at him.
ButtsMcGee86
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Did someone move his entire set of teeth down in his mouth?
CatPresident
https://i.imgflip.com/2/aiex5.jpg
spartanjb47
Lol
labtob
can I get 1 pixel?
SilentZed
funkeejunkee
"did I just get caught masturbating, or did I catch you spying on me masturbating which makes you gay?"
TheAstarion
I can't tell if those are his top or bottom teeth and I don't know which is scarier.
Gentlemanriot
Don't back down. Smile, nod and finish like a boss.
allenCookieDiver
Tell that to pee wee Herman.
CaptainTholaf
What a wanker.
candiedhotdogs
He looks like a custom Commander Sheppard.
UnicornCock
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Problem self-sabotagers? https://www.incimages.com/uploaded_files/image/1940x900/tony-robbins-idealab-pano-real_90676.jpg
IamNICE124
Wait, but what's wrong with being gay?
Tubularballs
I...think Tony wants to watch you masturbating.
Harryteeters
Shallow Hal?
AlcoholicAtaxia
Gives new meaning to "banana hands"
DeafGeoffBorg
Devils come out!!!
JohnyCarlos
Shallow hal
StevenAlequin
Had a gal!
chipppppppppppppppp7
Damn you Costanza!!!!
Roclocks102
simonbgoat
What is this from?
Roclocks102
Cow Chop, great YouTube channel if you enjoy comedy and/or gaming.
forte10
What if your mom is the one who catches you, and she's not Cory Chase?
sidroski
Is this Ted Cruz?
forte10
Uh...no? This is Ced...Cid. Cid Tru...th. Cid Truth. I don't even like Cory Chase. That was a staffer. Or so I heard.
edtwozeronine
Looks like he could be Ben Affleck's dad.
NotAPervert
Steve-O's dad
PillagerOfThePoopchute
I try and tell myself this but it's awkward to just keep pumping when my dad walks in the door
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
https://youchew.net/wiki/images/0/00/6rn6eh.gif
Inmate45
My dad tried to open the door when my and my wife was having sex in my childhood bed... Not gonna lie; was actually more awkward then fappin
dogenuggets
There's a typo in there somewhere, and which ever one it is dramatically changes the story.
PillagerOfThePoopchute
My mom on the other hand...
akmarksman
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Oi that movie is so fucked up
favoriteandforget
which one is that?
PiroSlate
We Need to Talk About Kevin
PillagerOfThePoopchute
A Goofy Movie
forobservation
...which movie is this?
PiroSlate
We Need to Talk About Kevin
idontenglishsorry
I once got caught by my mom, it was like 5 years ago, it was awkard the first days but not i remember it and I laugh my ass off 1/2
Nihilarious
idontenglishsorry
everybody masturbate, everybody have sex, its not weird, people just made it weird but its the most common thing human have, like eating 2/3
idontenglishsorry
or dismembering bodies
saltyslug
I stayed for the ride