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How can he even walk with balls that big?
Let me be your backpack
khuan
I don't get it. Those lions are walking fine.
justchasinglight
"I like you, human. I'll kill you last."
onomatopoetikon
Whats with all albums suddenly opening a new tab instead of expanding downwards :(
TheOneThatGotBanned
Talk about being cool , not a flinch
rjmtl
In Soviet Russia, Pussy licks you.
Granolaclusters
Oh. thanks for the mental image. I feel weird now.
waitingtosetofffireworks
I literally want this to be my job
kirbaqueen
This is the best version of cat ladying.
Hedgehoglet
i forget how large these animals are
thatotheroneguy
I enjoy the fact that those lions' paws are relaxed when that man touches them I feel like they know they could hurt him but purposely don't
upthehillandtotheright
Its a lion reserve in south africa. He teaches them to be passive towards him starting when theyre cubs.
ChipMercury
"I love you food" - Lions, probably
stvmcg
"Ooopsie my claw slit you in half" -cuddly looking fucking lion
CBurrows91
The balls on the camera guy who has no relationship to those adorable, fuzzy, bringers of death
MarlaMassey
they are actually in a cage. it shows the camera people in the videos
bigbosstussball
I'm lost on #8. How is there both hyenas and lions so close together and not fighting?
BrainBlow
Animal reserve. They're raised together.
whelp
hakuna matata
Tigarg
I think this is an artificial kingdom. They used these lions for filming. They're probably more domesticated than lions you find in the wild
unreadshade
Kitties are still kitties.
RonFucknSwanson
Hope he doesn't get the Timothy Treadwell Treatment.
BrainBlow
That guy got mauled by a bear that wandered in and was unfamiliar with him. These are hand-raised lions in a reserve.
WhitneyHoustonWeHaveAProblem
#8: I literally can't tell if that's one of the baby lions or just some unrelated animal that got pulled into the mass of lions.
emrob31
hyena
Surrealle
Lion cubs aren't black, if you're referring to the gif I think you are.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
looks like a baby hyena. The animal smelling it from the front is also a hyena. Wish I knew the context though.
SoOddICantEven
The guy in the gifs is Kevin Richardson and he has successfully integrated himself into both wild lion pride and also a wild hyena pack.
TehPankakeMan
im more interested in how he managed to get hyena and lions to be friends, or not fight at least
TresusIbor
Wha-OK, HOW!? HOW THE HELL DOES A GUY JUST DECIDE "I'm one of you, now!"?
MayorChapstickUK
It helps if you have MASSIVE balls like this guy.
mynameisnotalice
I think it may be a baby hyena, as there is a big hyena and the babies look like this.
FriskyFoxie
I remember this guy. These aren't tame lions. They just accepted him into their lives. Meanwhile humans still can't accept one another.
jsktrogdor
I think #7 is the most interesting. It shows how well he can read their body language.
Flyndaran
Perceptive cat owners know that looking-for-trouble body language.
Jeststar
"Now don't you dare smack her ass, be polite" ... *smack*
geekontwowheels
Don't do it... Don't you do it!
deciduousteeth
10/10 would shit my pants
Koskain
#6 too though. If a lion pounced at me like that I'd shit my pants!
Dexterslab
He's scared too, you can see him trying to cover her mouth with his hands.
aldude999
Can't say for sure, but it looks like the one on the very left is making a not so friendly noise the whole time. That might help explain it.
amckenna841
I want to know what the 1st lioness said to the other one.....bitches be crazy
Surrealle
Either that or he knows those two don't get along, maybe.
instantbeetle
After owning enough house cats I could see what was going on too.
kazzy08
Same here. Even house cat fights are scary to be caught in the middle of. I've got a scar under my eye from one cat using my face as a (1/2)
kazzy08
(2/2) launch pad to go after the other. I was napping on the couch. Some people were concerned that someone had been abusing me.
jsktrogdor
If I saw two lions nuzzling like that I'd think nothing but "Bawwww", he's like "Fuck fuck fuck... scoot away scoot away."
HansGrohlo
Don't make me tell you again about the scootching.
inalltheverse
He's kind of scolding the instigator at the beginning. So he probably knew those two had a tense history together.
Flyndaran
The approaching cat had a douchey looking for trouble movement I see far too often on my Timmay.
Heibrin
For me its #9. Lions don't like hyenas at all, them allowing him to have a grown one, never mind a puppy there is amazing.
itsprollyfine
He raised them from cubs together. I the front is adult hyena that was raised with the lions in that gif.
ThisDuckAintFree
Source: The Lion King
xtazyiam
Ed the Hyena: [bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
iamthemachine
I was wondering what it was! At first like damn thats a huge bat!...cat?..dog? Puppycat bat. whatever.
Heibrin
Welll... hyenas are pretty ugly brutes, so I can well imagine a chimera of said cat, dog and bat ending up looking like a hyena.
xDownSetx
Agreed, he knew what was coming and he didn't even flinch. He knows those animals better than I know my half family.
xDownSetx
My half family... half of my family. Whateva
jsktrogdor
Well he did sort of flinch, that's kind of the thing -- He moves away because he knows what's coming.
saraddictive
I want to be this guy
WeAreScientists
I would do this but I'm allergic to cats so...
idontknowman
Don't we all brother, don't we all... except the guy with allergies.
imnotokaywiththis
I want to bang this guy.
sonicpet
I want to bang this guy, the lions and your mom.
AgentBlackJack
-lion
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Tough luck, he's already drowning in pussy.
DemographicUnknown
Maybe he's not into that? For my sake I personally hope that he isn't into that.
azazyel
He must have a lot of Pride in his work.
MungDaalsCateringService
Bazinga!
Stevemandudeguy
He should stop lion around so much.
sidfromtoystory
it was his mane ambition to work with lions
Bearz01
pun intended?
heroesbane
work? he's just lion there!
RandomFellowImgurian
:D
WeWillNotGiveInToTheThinkers
I get it, cause Simba and Nala are siblings!
RandomFellowImgurian
Goodness, that was brilliant
WeWillNotGiveInToTheThinkers
RandomFellowImgurian
Friends or what?
Catodactyl
I mean, let's be real - they're just giant terrifying house cats. Cats will be cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mkornatowski
They are. And sometimes my house cat gets angry at me and uses his claws. Lion would rip me apart.
RElGNMAN
rozz
I like the part where he thinks he's going to die but pets it anyway
thatmomentwhenyoufartandalittlepoopcomesout
He ded
VoxtheSergal
Like so ded, Jim.
MyRashSmellsLikeBacon
I was looking for this comment
oldefortran
Glorious
kisselFL
DragonRc
Up for the boys!
Dalylah
kisselFL
http://imgur.com/zcFfgG2
Raddmiral
kisselFL
Kukolulo
Dude likes cats....
kisselFL
Bakerino
That image of Bubbles just sums it up beautifully for me.
kisselFL
MrRogersNeighborhood
I get so giggly when TPB gets used as a response!
kisselFL
RedStarBeograd
The Pirate Bay?
TheBlackWindHowls
Trailer Park Boys.
MrRogersNeighborhood
Trailer Park Boys
NuckFickelback
+1 for tpb
ambular623
COCKSUCKERS
HoseBeast
that's fucking decent
NinjasStoleMyMama
was there ever a more perfect use of this? no. the answer is no.
kisselFL
BUTTSCHRATTSHA
nice coment shitrock
kisselFL
They're coming for you @VikingLad. Big dirty shithawks. Hope they don't shit on you.
WhatsAJib
SAUCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8 not all of the gifs, search for Kevin Richardson or Lion Whisperer - he's a very cool dude
iwouldkernyousotight
Thank you!
squishiebunnie
Thank you!
thecrossthebridge
thank you
axemanbon
Based on title, was looking for a crippled lion with huge balls.
whelp
Yeah I kept staring at their genitalia, trying to understand whats so special about them, seems not cancerous so they can walk fine.
Shoelebubba
He's mentioned he's been play mauled a few times. Turns out 500 lb cats can do so damage playing around. Who knew?
iamthemachine
And he just rolled that bigboy over in the last one. Good god he's strong.
GenStrike
Even my housecat can do some damage when she is feeling facetious.
naughtydismutase
My 6 month cat gave me a really painful scratch today.
AfflictedOtter
He actually rescued these lions from a canned hunting program. All twenty eight of them. "Conservation" centers that let you pet cubs (1)
gr33narrow
You deserved more than the 4 upvotes I could give you so I'm going through your profile to give you more.
AfflictedOtter
Well thanks! :)
AfflictedOtter
give the grown up cubs to canned hunting facilities, because there is literally no way those cubs can be wild, and not enough zoos to (2)
AfflictedOtter
take them. This guy is an advocate for shutting those programs down, and has become "one of the pride" to help raise awareness (3)
AfflictedOtter
and save his lion buddies. He worked at one of those dumb places until he realized what was up and took them out of the situation. (4)
Jorvaty
Lions are soo friendly, I'm going to my nearest zoo to try this for myself.
hawkman700
u wont no balls
InstanitySpark
He ded...
NotaLizardmen
Actual shitty footage of Jorvaty encounter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-uHkreZIG8
GeorgeofJungle
id be lion if i said i didn't laugh
Pedr02012
You better deliver the results... We're counting on you, OP.
Moonmoonn
I nearly said what you said and I got down voted lol sad
GoodLuckWeAreAllCountingOnYou
Let me know how it goes pls
mfhess
A lady at my local zoo did.
mener
She ded.
GR3453m0nk3y
AND?
mhmintz
She did and now she's dead.
WeWillNotGiveInToTheThinkers
That's kinda all she did...
GR3453m0nk3y
Well that's underwhelming.
HowDoIInternet
RIP
RedStarBeograd
It was nice to meet you
RamirezGoDoEverything
Enjoy your natural selection experience!
data2dyne
tonight at 11, local man mauled to death at county zoo...
psnivy
I'll prepare the Darwin Award!
iderphd
rip
Zeketec
"Local Zoo lion Darwin, mauls over eager patron. More at 11."
FrostyLady
WHAT...a good idea! TO THE ZOO, EVERYONE!
Drase333
Take a gopro camera with you. To... let us see them up close.
TheDarkPotato
RIP in piece Jorvaty 1937-2014.
Moonmoonn
Let me know how it goes pls
StartedMakingTrouble
Tigers are even friendlier.
zaphod
Just don't wear a nazi uniform, lions hate nazis.
aevvm
javert.gif
Cilvaa
RIP
icantbelievethisisnottaken
He delivered: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2865392/Pictured-terrifying-moment-man-mauled-lion-Barcelona-zoo-jumped-enclosure.html
IsDisassembled
What possesses a man to actually try this...
signuptoday
Depression et al.
jeffyd23
+1 my good sir
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Well, he was a neo-nazi activist... I can't be sorry.
Anononononon
I find it odd the article felt that needed sharing.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
And the Darwin award goes to...
DorthLous
Nah, survived fine AND already had children... Could maybe get a mention.