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Plus, a few extra facts!
1. Ke$ha (Kesha Rose Serbert) has an IQ of 140 and tested a 1500 on the SAT.
2. Oprah Winfrey's real name is Orpah, but after so many mispronunciations, "Oprah" stuck.
3. Marilyn Manson's real name is Brian Hugh Warner.
4. Leonardo DiCaprio kicked in his mother's belly while she was viewing a Leonardo da Vinci painting. Thus, he was named Leonardo.
5. Tim Allen was arrested in 1978 for possession of 1.4 pounds of cocaine and was jailed for two years.
6. Justin Timberlake’s mother was Ryan Gosling’s legal guardian while they filmed The Mickey Mouse Club.
7. Jerry Springer used to be mayor of Cincinnati.
8. Steve Buscemi spent his early days as a New York City firefighter.
9. When Madonna moved to NYC, she worked at Dunkin’ Donuts. She got fired because she squirted jelly on a customer.
10. Christopher Walken traveled with the circus when he was 15 as a lion tamer.
11. Sylvester Stallone’s first movie was a porn called "Party at Kitty and Stud’s."
12. Sean Connery wore a toupee in every James Bond movie he appeared in.
13. Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray Norris. *Side note: He also created his own form of martial arts: Chun Kuk Do. His person creed is: "I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself."
14. Elvis Presley's real hair color is a dirty blond. He started to dye his hair black in high school.
15. John Christopher Depp II has a paralyzing fear of clowns (coulrophobia), collects bugs and fake moustaches, and owns a 9 foot tall rooster he calls his "Nine Foot Cock." He also lost his virginity at 13, doesn't want his two children to follow his lead and act for a living, and refer to himself as "Mr. Stench."
(Frankly, J. Depp is weird.)
16. Christopher Ashton Kutcher has a twin, named Michael, who has cerebral palsy.
17. Alanis Morissette has a twin brother named Wade.
18. Nicholas Coppola's (Nicholas Cage) middle name is Kim. (He can't catch a break, can he?)
19. Scarlett Johansson has a twin brother named Hunter Johansson. She is older than him by 3 minutes.
20. Martin Lawrence was born in Germany.
21. Justin Timberlake is the voice of the “I’m Lovin’ It” campaign.
22. Bruno Mars’ real name is Peter Gene Hernandez.
23. Miley Cyrus' real name is Destiny Hope.
24. Brandy killed someone in a car accident. She failed to brake immediately.
25. Laura Bush also killed someone in a car accident.
26. Michael J. Fox’s middle name is Andrew. (?!)
27. Anne Hathaway wanted to grow up to be a nun.
28. Dr. Ruth is a trained Israeli sniper.
29. Adele and Taylor Swift are basically the same age. Adele is 25. Taylor Swift is 24.
30. R. Kelly is illiterate.
31. Ryan Gosling was almost in the Backstreet Boys. He was offered a place in the band.
32. Mark Wahlberg went to jail for 45 days for beating a Vietnamese man in what was believed to be a racially motivated attack.
33. Martin Luther King Jr. was a huge Star Trek fan. Star Trek’s Nichelle Nichols actually was convinced to stay on the show after meeting MLK.
34. David Bowie’s eye is permanently dilated because of a fight he got in when he was 15.
35. Martha Helen Kostrya (Martha Stewart) used to be an editorial fashion model.
36. Steve Jobs used to relieve stress by soaking his feet in Apple’s company toilets.
37. When Bill Murray was 20, he was arrested at Chicago O’Hare for trying to smuggle 10 pounds of marijuana onto a plane.
38. Nicolas Cage once bought a pet octopus because he thought it would help with his acting.
39. Woody Harrelson's dad was a hitman.
40. Joaquin Phoenix was raised in a cult. His parents brought him and his siblings up in the Children of God cult until 1978.
41. Tom Cruise was the inspiration for Christian Bale’s mannerisms in American Psycho.
42. Leighton Meester was born in prison while her mom was serving time for smuggling drugs.
43. Leonardo DiCaprio has a 38-pound Sulcata tortoise. He got the tortoise after attending the North American Reptile Breeders conference and asking for the biggest one they had. The tortoise could live for 80 years. He paid only $400.
44. Tom Cruise's face is asymmetrical. He has three front teeth.
45. Jim Carey dropped out of school when he was 16 and worked as janitor.
46. Nicolas Cage once did mushrooms with his cat.
47. Nicolas Cage was also once stalked by a mime. “I was being stalked by a mime — silent, but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear on the set of Bringing Out the Dead and start doing strange things.”
48. Jennifer Lawrence and Justin Timberlake looked a lot alike in the 90's.
49. Tim Curry was the voice for Nigel Thornberry on the cartoon The Wild Thornberries.
50. Jackie Chan was in a porn film.
51. J.K. Rowling was fired from her job as a secretary for daydreaming too much. After that, she wrote the Harry Potter books.
52. Dennis Rodman has 28 siblings.
53. James Lipton was a pimp in France.
54. Natalie Portman has been published in TWO scientific journals.
55. Tom Hanks is related to Abraham Lincoln. He is the third cousin, four generations removed.
56. Emma Stone is not a natural redhead. She’s actually blonde.
57. Christina Hendricks is also not a natural redhead. She’s a blonde, too.
58. Christina Hendricks is Emma Stone's girl crush.
59. Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette dated from 2002–2007.
60. Tom Hanks was once enrolled in seminary school to become a priest.
61. Samuel L. Jackson was part of a group of students that held a group of trustees at Morehouse College hostage, one of which was Martin Luther King Sr.
62. Kobe Bryant is fluent in Italian.
63. Matthew Perry is missing part of his middle finger because of a door-shutting accident (I wonder if he actually has a nubbin).
64. Rob Lowe is deaf in his right ear. It may be from a undiagnosed case of the mumps.
65. Matthew McConaughey is terrified of revolving doors.
66. Tyra Banks is terrified of dolphins.
67. Louis CK is a Mexican citizen.
68. Jeremy Renner was a successful makeup artist before he became an actor.
69. Al Roker and Lenny Kravitz are second cousins.
70. Rihanna's name is Ree-anna, not Ree-ona.
71. Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
72. Jason Sudekis’ uncle is Norm from Cheers.
73. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers did the voice of Donny on the Wild Thornberries.
74. Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
75. Ed O’Neil, aka the dad on Married with Children, is a black belt in Brazilian jujitsu.
76. Dude. Look at this cute puppy.
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henriksen1
In the aftermath of 9/11, Steve Buscemi, being a former fighter turned up at a station and volunteered to help.
phantomeye
Does Jackie Chan's porn have bloopers at the and? Can't have a Jackie chan movie without them.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
This will get lost, but Jim Carrey dropped out of school to support his family. Not to full fill his 16 year dream of being a janitor...
spacepinata
I recognize this buzzfeed article from yesterday!
Warranty
Yep! It's in the sauce, with a few added.
xrazorbladex
Martha Stewart was actually kinda hot
ashmenon
With a name like Martha Helen Kostrya I half-expect her to be carrying a gun and fighting Pierce Brosnan.
iamtheviltwin
was?!
mouse209
Reason: trucker and runway model are on her resumé.
ChuckKarma
FYI just because you have an odd number of something doesn't mean they're asymmetrical! Symmetry does not work that way. Good night.
DigestiveAdvantage
Yes--the middle of his middle tooth is in the middle of his face. Pretty damn symmetrical, really.
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
77. The chief exports of Mr. T are pity and pain.
Vegetablelasagnaa
Little known fact; Drake is the type of nigga to make sure his whole body is under the covers so the monsters can't get to him
GingerTheBeard
i fucking love this. wheres that button?
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Leonardo kicked in his Mom's stomach?........what?....like a door?
transferswitch
LOL!!!
alittlegimpy
Yeah, I had to reread that one before I got it.
10issues
should have been an action typecast maybe he would have an oscar...
MihkelMFNJ
I imagined Leonardo DiCaprio actually kicking his pregnant mother in the stomach for some reason. I need sleep.
captaintabster
He should get an Oscar
iamtheviltwin
I thought that as well :)
ValientPungentReindeerKing
SAG requires unique names to register and there was already a Michael Fox, so he chose the initial J as homage to actor Michael J. Pollard.
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
I heard it was because he didn't want people (aka teen mags) doing the whole, "Michael's A Fox!" thing... but +1!!!
ValientPungentReindeerKing
¿Por qué no los dos?
YaBoyAbeLincoln
"Miley Cyrus' real name is Destiny Hope." She was named that bc her parents said her destiny was to be hope for mankind. That didnt work out
thekadeshi
It sure brings her current trajectory into focus a bit
DysgraphicProgrammer
They should have named her Destiny Twerk
Enidaj
Oprah's name was supposed to be Orpah which is from the Bible. Due to poor education, it was misspelled on her birth reg. by her family.
barelyretro
To think, if she uses Orpah... the whole "O" thing that would be non-existent, y'know because you'd be saying "Or" and not "Oh" :/
sydneygirl
yes, good for you, i was looking to see if anyone had this correct
Enidaj
Thanks. Oprah has told this story herself on her talk show.
RedditCommentStealerShamer
With a name like Destiny Hope, no wondered she turned out the way she did.
IonlyCameBecauseIHeardThereWasCake
It almost sounds like a porn star name to me.
thekadeshi
Spectacularly rich? Or just a bit trashy when she gets on a stage?
strawberrylongcake
What do you consider really trashy?
bassforcash
Thought Miley Cyrus real name was Hannah Montana.
aassaf84
Destiny Hope's real name is Clara Anthony.
KungFuZero
I would believe Tom Hanks was an immortal Abraham Lincoln before I believed Kesha's IQ is 140
SirusKing
IQ means hardly anything anyway. One of my friends scored a 170 on a governmental test, yet he isn't particularly smart at all.
r40k
Pretty much. I have an IQ somewhere above 160 and I still have to study and work just like everyone else.
InactiveBanana
Kesha's official people (sorry I'm tired) force her to have the negative public image, she's actually not that bad.
KungFuZero
I seriously doubt she's being forced
bobbi21
More like give her millions of dollars to have a negative public image. Seems fair to me.
InactiveBanana
She signed a contract.
KungFuZero
SHE signed a contract. Willingly. Thats literally the opposite of being forced.
InactiveBanana
Yes, but she may not want to do it anymore/didn't understand what she was getting into. Just because it's not violent doesn't mean its not
JamesWolverineHowlett
*8) That picture was taken post-9/11 when Buscemi volunteered with the FDNY. No pay, no publicity, just being a damn good human being.
mrswhskeygrl
+1 for credit where credit is due.
FeuerWehrMenschdood
As a Firefighter: I salute him. No media attention, just him trying to dig his brothers out of Ground Zero.
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
"She got fired because she "squirted jelly" on a customer"....yeah yeah...
boboar
Double entendre aside, we all know the customer fucking deserved it, too.
Sturbinator
Yeah. "Jelly."
Geogon
"Jelly"
Pipecleaner61
I guess she wasn't ready for that jelly.
waela
Her body was too bootylicious for them, babe.
nebber
what the fuck Mark.
beelzebro
"Jackie Chan was in a porn film." Now this I gotta see.
ashmenon
Mighty Golden Dragon Force.
LokiOnTheCouch
Well, he DOES do all of his own stunts :)
GingerTheBeard
they say porn but its a comedy with sex scenes.
margaritaville
Nicolas Cage once did mushrooms with his cat. - Somehow I'm not at all surprised if this one is true.
RandallOfButternub
Nicolas Cage didn't do mushrooms with his cat, mushrooms did Nicolas Cage.
PumpkinSpiceLlama
The real question is: Did he do mushrooms with his octopus?
kreyll
I feel like they might be responsible for the decision to get an octopus in the first place.
heterocera
What do they mean by "with his cat?" Did the cat partake or was he just in the room?
flamingflamingo
Nicolas Cage likes Superman so much he named his kid Kalel. He's weird.
lemonking55
Nicholas Cage, the one true god.
flamecoloredskies
Cage, I believe, is crazier than Depp.
okbluejays
He's been in a David Lynch movie. Definitely weirder.
chbarts
Depp is Rich Eccentric. Cage is Freaking Mental.
starlette
he also owns mummified cats.
BlasserDuennerJunge
It's maybe the only true fact of all true facts on the interwebs!
WildeAboutWords
I once did mushrooms with my friend and his cat. guess we're not famous though.
IAmNicolasCage
Man that was one crazy night...
ItsAgainstTheRulesToThrowOtherPeoplesHeads
BTW, Mark Wahlberg was initially charged with attempted murder. He blinded the Vietnamese refugee with a metal hook.
YoMTVRapz
dorchester is a fucked up place...
ChewableJim
If only Mark Wahlberg had been there, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
ItsAgainstTheRulesToThrowOtherPeoplesHeads
That was the most self-indulgent thing I think I've ever heard. He really loves himself something awful.
ResetButton
He plead for an assault charge and got sentenced to 2 years, serving 45 days. The attempted murder left the victim with permanent (1/?)
ResetButton
blindness in one eye. Less than 2 months for racial assault that left permanent damage. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg
heterocera
Yikes.
trytorushibustthis
Hey you. I'm not trying to hurt you. I just want to be your friend, ok? Say hi to ya motha for me.
Demiguise
You know, for some reason I've never liked him. Now I have an actual reason
thejfl
And now he hosts Kids Choice Awards
ResetButton
He also hasn't tried to recompense, apologize, or track down his victim, saying that "I have certainly paid for my mistakes."
ResetButton
Source: http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/Oscars2007/story?id=2509542&page=1
franfam
i've heard lots of stories about him being a dick
opikal
Every time he was on the Graham Norton show he would get wasted and grabby with the guests, and was a total jackass drunk on TV
ResetButton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg#Assaults_and_conviction
ResetButton
The same day as the attempted murder, he beat another Vietnamese man with a wood stick while screaming racist remarks.
airandfingers
I don't see anything in this report about a metal hook: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0?page=6
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airandfingers
The report describes one attack in which he breaks a wooden staff on a man, and another in which he blinds a man by punching him in the eye.
ResetButton
I don't see anything about a metal hook either
ItsAgainstTheRulesToThrowOtherPeoplesHeads
http://www.leelofland.com/wordpress/8-famous-people-who-were-juvenile-delinquents/ Here's one source.
airandfingers
I also saw that when I Googled around, but that doesn't qualify as a reliable source to me - anyone could've written that on their blog.
ItsAgainstTheRulesToThrowOtherPeoplesHeads
You should write to Marky Mark and ask him.
airandfingers
I don't care that much about knowing, I just thought the use of a metal hook was very brutal, and ran a quick search to verify or debunk.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
Makes me mad that Chris Brown gets a disproportionate amount of hate to Wahlberg. Not saying Brown is off the hook, but Marky USED a hook...
ResetButton
Wahlberg was 16 at the age of this particular crime and Chris Brown was 19 when he did his. And Chris' victim was a celebrity, not a refugee
fundipsundrip
i think the main reason why people hate CB so much is because he doesn't even seem sorry for what he did. He thinks he did nothing wrong.
fundipsundrip
not that Marks crime is better but he at least knows what he did was wrong and shameful. he's talked about how he's a changed person now.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
Wahlberg did go to jail for it, and has done good things since then. He seems penitent about it.
Squeezelor
From what I've read he never apologized to the man he attacked though. He has said he felt that he did enough good deeds to make up for it.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
If you tried to balance those kinds of things as if they were on a scale, he definitely did, but I personally would want to apologize (1/2)
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
Then again, I feel it's too much unnecessary effort to condemn someone who is doing good things to make up for it. Forgive and forget.
Squeezelor
Yeah, I just thought it was a bit wrong to think it wasn't necessary to apologize for permanently blinding a man.
TheSweatHog467
Tim knows how to party.
ChewableJim
Dat stache!
SerialKitten666
He was a dealer I believe, more than a user
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
lol no cerealkitten he was a user. Buying his cocaine in bulk. like at fucking Cosco or some shit.
LearnedCoward
The only reason he isn't serving life in prison is because he grassed out his friends.
KobeWan
You believe? He had a pound of cocaine!
SerialKitten666
Charlie Sheen would totally just have pounds of it lying around, don't even play, yo
xeqtioner0
As well as Bill Murray. 10 lbs is a lot!
Adnarime
BM is the man i would party with. Now I kinda hate Tim even more.
jenw
http://youtu.be/7eylRvnHRrA?t=24s
BenBanginemout
I live in Kalamazoo. The tool man is a hero, nay, a legend around these parts.
TooManyPixels
23. Miley Cyrus was born with a stripper name
nonojuice
my brother once said all strippers are ordained at birth with their name. Whatever the name, the opposite will be their life.
TheLexicon
It does explain a lot
DrSpaceman11
2 stripper names.
lesbianyellowsourfruit
im very suprised they didn't spell it "Destinee"
AnthonyStark
Kesha has an IQ of 140 | source: Kesha
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GingerTheBeard
im not even sure what this means.
Thaumogenesis
she gets butthurt when people make fun of her for being a party girl.she needs to http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/gifs_201.gif
adaquo
and call me crazy but isnt a 1500 SAT score pretty average??
SeanVsInternet
Thank you.
bpetersen
Isn't she a HS drop out
drawsmepants
If she does have an IQ of 140 and got a 1500 on the SAT, then it doesn't seem to be much in core educational subjects.
squirrelzandcatz4eva
What? The 1500 would have likely been out of 1600, not 2400...
drawsmepants
My bad, then. I didn't know it was out of 1600 sometimes.
squirrelzandcatz4eva
Yep, they switched to the exam with the writing portion in 2005. Before that, it was out of 1600 with just verbal and math sections.
teamporkchop
I wonder if she really is super smart but realized pop stars make more money than scientists. How sad. :/
GingerTheBeard
thats actually the exact reason. she wants to write good music, but the music industry is a bitch.
ImaginaryName
I saw an interview with her once where she claimed to have had sex with a ghost so I'm not sure how trustworthy she is.
almondsareimportant
the fuck??
ImaginaryName
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5e1CvQIFkA its at 2:50 but the rest is pretty entertaining too.
tellingyouhowitreallyis
36. Steve Jobs used to relieve stress by soaking his feet in Apple’s company toilets. << WAT
RequiescantInPace
Jackie Chan was in a porn?! WAT!
MissDerz
And he was a fruititarian.. Hence the name "Apple"... That's a bit much
BonnieEnright8417
I’m sure it was his personal office toilet
alexicanz
plot twist: only when they were filled with waste
ZaWiseJanitor
45. Jim Carey dropped out of school when he was 16 and worked as janitor.
Simusar
I'm not really surprised. This is the man who dressed up inferior products in shiney cases and sold them for more than the better products.
ItsFRONKENsteen
Oh yeah. Read that biography that he approved right before he died. He was a fuckin mess!
ZaWiseJanitor
67. Louis CK is a Mexican citizen.
ZaWiseJanitor
71. Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
amyleighr
How are so many people ignoring this one???
YepYepYepUhhHuh
SERIOUSLY. I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS.
heterocera
Yea, and Johnny Depp is the weird one?
AlwaysEatingAlmonds
He did some strange things in his time.
naughtywhiteboy
Read his biography he had commissioned by Walter Isaacson. He was insane. A genius, but insane. Ha ha.
UserSubrero
I'm seriously considering it now lol
UserSubrero
I see another comment that said he commissioned it right before he died. Do you think he said some as a joke? Like a weird sense of humor?
naughtywhiteboy
2. legit author that wouldn't sugar coat it and tell it like it was. He wasn't the best person in the world. He screwed over a lot of
naughtywhiteboy
3. people that were responsible for Apple in the early days. He got forcefully pushed out of his own company at one point for years.
naughtywhiteboy
1. Actually in the forward Isaacson pretty much said he didn't like the guy and kept turning it down until Jobs told him he was the only
naughtywhiteboy
4. He admits to stealing from other companies though he sued everyone for the same thing and denied his only daughter for most of her life.
naughtywhiteboy
5. I think he was a slightly insane tortured soul. Definitely not a model citizen but insanely innovative and detail oriented and driven.
UserSubrero
Yeah I'm seriously gonna have to check this book out
naughtywhiteboy
Walter Isaacson is an amazing writer too. He was a good choice.
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
"R. Kelly is illiterate." No fucking shit.
i81u812
"Wanna piss on you woo woo woo, haters gonna hate lovers gonna love I dont want none of thee above I want to piss on youuuu."
mylifeisasatire
but trapped in the closet is pure poetry
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
Haters wanna hate Lovers wanna love I don't even want None of the above I want to piss on you Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you
bumpnasty
Gonna turn yo face into a toilet seat
notapreppie
I love how news outlets reported it as "suffers from illiteracy". As if it were an incurable disease.
thewildplum
If only there was some way to cure him!
notapreppie
I know! If only we had a way to teach people how to do things. A man can dream...
Flyndaran
My best friend is mildly retarded, yet learned to read as an adult. No excuse. (She was naïve and ignored horribly growing up.)
notapreppie
Speaks volumes about Mr. Kelly
ArdentSlacker
I think he's just insufferable.
SDgoldilocks
And a pedophile
notapreppie
No argument here.
VeryMagical
I am also illiterate. I just hide it well.
notapreppie
Very, very well.
VeryMagical
Could even say it was magical. I assume. I can't read.
laestrella
Nobody is surprised by that.
carrickbender1976
Pisssssssssssss............
Carrow
onemillionzeros
Of all the facts in this list, this one is the least likely to be false.
AlbinoAlligator
Still? I would have thought he would have fixed that by now.
okbluejays
Seriously.
JizzOnYourBeard
He only knows the alphabet up to P.
goawaybird
"Fact" haha, no way
bhanna4d
Shhhh....keep it on the down low
LooksLikeTheFatFairyBeatHerWithTheUglyStick
I am honestly upset I can only give you 1 upvote
CountSnarkula
So no worries about him reading this and suing OP.
IDisregardYourOpinionAndInsertMyOwn
Spent too much time trapped in the closet
woozle
the solution:
theroguex
Is there a source for this?
AllTheNOPES
And I opened the book and I realised I was illiterate, illiterate, illiterate.
kaos9
the only letter he knows is "P"
jmeyers1983
Apparently there are no books in that closet.
Abso
I'm pretty sure this is due to his brain processing words differently than most people, not because he's dumb or something.
comrademittens
And a racist. My mom's firm worked with him once and he refused to conduct business with any white people on the floor. 2 hr lunch break.
mosdefin
Are people really putting racism over the really important thing about
mosdefin
Him? You know, the while pedophilia thing, going after poor black girls specifically bc their parents were less likely to go to court? No?
comrademittens
1) No-one is doing that; 2) It's already been addressed in this discussion; 3) Only elaborating on the "horrendous human being" front.
mosdefin
Not when I was writing they weren't. There were pee jokes and racism, nothing about raping young girls.
strumfooligan
Party pooper here: he's actually not. He wrote beautiful vows to wife Aaliyah. Sad.
snellejelle
Ahh yes, his 15-year-old child bride Aaliyah, marriage to whom was later cancelled and decided never to be talked about again. SO touching.
strumfooligan
Doesn't make him illiterate. But yes, illegally touching.
rustytrumpet
He's also a rapist.
SDgoldilocks
Pedophile
steinhoff
*rappist
snellejelle
*raper
Stumbleine
Tom Cruise does NOT have 3 central incisors. http://cdn.3news.co.nz/3news/AM/2012/9/27/270719/tom-cruise.jpg His teeth are off center.
Warranty
Right, but looking at him face to face, it appears as if he does.
sinala
yes. also everyone has an asymmetrical face.
whaticallhilarious
Also I believe he has had this fixed in the last few years. My orthodontist told me. I figured she would have noticed haha
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
You are technically correct etc
Rindercellaslostshoe
Thank you! I'm glad someone else pointed that out!
Abso
Plus, even if he did, that doesn't make his face asymmetrical.
r40k
No the fact that he's human makes his face asymmetrical. Everyone is like that.
Abso
I mean... the term is obviously relative. >__>
Lost71
http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/tom_cruise_575256.jpg Still looks weird as f**k.
vodkasoda
Glad I'm not the only one who promptly googled this.
ItsFRONKENsteen
THANK YOU. This one pissed me off. I'm a dentist. Who does Invisalign. His midline is off, but he has normal teeth!
VzyEm3Qrl8S8IcvY
Are there people who have three central incisors?
ItsFRONKENsteen
one of the more common supernumerary teeth is called a mesiodens, which pops up between the two centrals. Most kids have it removed.
Warranty
Oh, guys. BTW, Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
Peppermintpatty
Thanks buzzfeed.
tevinm16
ok i think we got it.
mrwowiezowie
In case you sped through reading it the first time.
GBlair88
Wasn't he also the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog?
Warranty
He was. AND the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog, too.
blimeylimey
mind = blown
Funnygirl319
Wait, I feel like you are trying to tell me Jaleel White, aka Urkel, is the voice of sonic the hedgehog. Is this right?
Warranty
Yes, but remember that Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
TheNamesAshHousewares
b-but I thought Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog D:
Yoshiru
He isn't anymore, but he's my favorite voice. He was perfect.
rubycube
I swear I read that once or twice today already.
tutyfruity24
It was on Buzzfeed earlier....
LilBTheBasedGod
Which Urkel? Steve or Stefan?
emupop
Nice save.
HappyCakeDay
Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
ImgurIsAFickleBitch
Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog?
Kasumiwumi
Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog!
SavageHonesty
No. Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
CrispySatan
But did you know that Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog?
Veit
Posting that twice makes sense; he was the voice of Sonic in both Sonic SatAM and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
shinydistraction
I'm glad I'm not the only person who knows this.
aurthurallan
And the voice of Sonic's siblings, Sonia and Manic in Sonic Underground.
Colrum
You should also add that Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
AlGoreRhythms
Thanks, Buzzfeed.
lunaisbestprincess
Thanks for that new info!
xSolidSnake
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Geogon
"Did I do that...?" Yes. Yes you did. Twice.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
It's good to emphasize the most important things.
ForgotTheApples
That one blew my mind. Two separate parts of my childhood collided.
JollyDrPirate
Nice recovery.
brianclementsvatua
Oh, so Jaleel White who played Urkel voiced Sonic the Hedgehog?
Idonthaveausernamesowtfever
I just assumed you really like Sonic
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog
feryooday
I met him. He and his family are extremely kind :)
justorderalargefarva
I love this post! +1
LittleBoygos
Now, he is voiced by Roger Craig Smith, the voice of Ezio Auditore, Batman from Arkham Origins and Captain America from LEGO Marvel!
Sennox
+1 for self-awarenes
MagilaGorilla
No wonder Chuck Norris says nothing so often.
bleachedanusmat
Awesome way of handling that!!
rugmi55
front page and top comment. way to go.
idontworkhere
Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog
kentacohut
Jaleel White, AKA Urkel, was the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
UbiquitousUbiquity
Jaleel White, aka Urkel, did the voice for Sonic the Hedgehog.
AdonisMcThunderCock
that's interdasting! I wonder who did the voice for Sonic though...
TheNamesAshHousewares
Urkel, who plays Jaleel White, is the voice of Sonic the hedgehog.
AdonisMcThunderCock
Yeah but who played Urkel tho?
TheNamesAshHousewares
Sonic the hedgehog.
AdonisMcThunderCock
+1, I just noticed your name xD
TheNamesAshHousewares
Think about so much steak, AdonisMcThinderCock.
AdonisMcThunderCock
I Fckin' love steak. Nothing wrong with me, is there?
AwkwardOstrichGirl
I was ready to rag on you for not citing sources.. But then you did. You sweet, sweet man.
Warranty
I'm a lady. :)
AwkwardOstrichGirl
You sweet, sweet man-lady.
ObtuseDoorFrame
You stole mah thing. I was going to type that.
Warranty
;)
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
I want more of these, plus Matthew Broderick killed someone as well
girugamesh
Was he also not the voice of Urkel?
TheNamesAshHousewares
He too was the voice of Urkel.
Warranty
I think so.
SarcasticComment
Jerry Springer also bounced a check to a hooker while he was on City Council...but surprisingly, he was still elected Mayor.
identikit
Even better Jerry Springer fact: He was born in Highgate underground station in London, England during the Blitz.
thatonetimeididthatonething
Hooray Cincinnati!
TheRicM
As mayor of Cincinnati, I have great potential for one day becoming Jerry Springer
TacticalTurtleneck
TIL John Cranley is an imgurian.
teninchhero
+1 for Cincinnati history
muttpack
Having been born in Cinci, please let me forget this fact once & for all. So much loathing for that man.
TequilaMockingbird42
We all like to forget Springer was Mayor.