Stay Classy Part 76: Cats.

Jul 2, 2014 9:05 PM

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Part 75: http://imgur.com/gallery/LwEjx/
Part 77: http://imgur.com/gallery/Udi8s/

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That aunt one....I'd watch that porno

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

I imagine Viv Thomas or Girlfriend Films probably has something to suit your needs.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Brazzers!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

impossible!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@LittleWolfiee as a fellow theatre tech, you are my fucking hero.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is nobody gonna talk about how the gloryhole one is rape by deception?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

At the risk of being downvoted myself, I scrolled down to find your comment.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I can't believe I had to scroll this far, past the confession's OP congratulating themselves in multiple comments. Messed up.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Absolutely, but pretty funny all the same, since anonymous blowjobs are kinda what they're for.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@hordormaxwell by over her do you mean physically in her room why she sleeps, or to a picture?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Why not both??

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

As an actor, I absolutely feel for @LittleWolfiee SMs have to deal with A LOT of shit they shouldn't.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hate how dickish people can be to the stage managers. They are so important. Give them some respect, okay?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

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12 years ago (deleted Jul 9, 2014 4:19 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

but bombarding them with questions, like yours is the most important question ever and refuse to wait 30 seconds so they can think, is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lost my shit at "I'm a bush today, everyone fuckoff"

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I am sorry @LittleWolfiee , but I laughed whole heartedly at your story. :D WiFi Bush :D

12 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 3

Me too, I laughed visualizing this.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I still think everyone is a robot, thats why it's so easy for me to kill people

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Having sex through a glory hole is an awfully strange fantasy for someone in a relationship. But maybe I'm just sheltered...

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

no, that's weird. and having someone you know on the other side completely defeats the purpose. "honey, I know you've blown me a thousand

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

times already but this time lets put a dirty bathroom stall wall between your face and my junk! sexy right!?!"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Paying the dude £30 to suck your ex off is genius!

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 7

but on the other hand, it's probably complete BS anyway, like most of these 'confessions'...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

it's abuse and will leave emotional trauma,not funny (just put yourself in that position), saying your guy is a douche is not an excuse, wtf

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

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12 years ago (deleted Jul 29, 2014 8:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

to the guy getting a bj from a guy he never even met, he didn't consent to, at all. It's not right, break up like a normal person FFS.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

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12 years ago (deleted Jul 29, 2014 8:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's still not right, the same way drugging a woman and you (or your friend)having sex with her, even though she can't remember=STILL WRONG!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

the last one, i love it

12 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 5

I think we can all agree the princess one is our biggest fantasy.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And everyone is downvoting all the other comments to get to best one because everyone knows that this post going to make the front page...

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

"Ex" and "He still doesn't know" do not go together, especially since he sounds like an asshole that you didn't like. That's ammo.

12 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 3

It's also rape.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ammo to save for a rainy day.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Right. I have an overwhelming urge to find him and tell him!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Accidentally a d after my username :S. I guess why tell him. It only makes me as bad as he is is it worth it for a laugh.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I thought your confession was the greatest! I wish I could've had the opportunity and guts to do that to my abusive homophobic ex!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is extremely dickish though, so don't bother sinking down to their level, you're worth more!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That would make you, essentially, complicit in a rape. Which isn't cool.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

God no, that's terrible. As a victim of rapes (plural) I would hate to be associated to one. But he thought of revenge can be comforting.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Revenge is always fun.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't respect someone of they do something like that, so maybe that's why she doesn't tell people. Imagine something like that happening>

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah you're right. However the fact that its a glory hole makes it funnier, because that's kinda the point of them when you think about it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>to you (like a guy lets his buddy take over and fuck you without your consent). You don't like him, break up like a sane person.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Spoken like someone who's never been in a toxic relationship

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

If you are in a toxic relationship, LEAVE.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

>Being an asshole justifies being essentially raped or otherwise violated. Just fucking punch them, don't do something horrible.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Abusive =/= being an asshole. Neither you nor I know what that guy did to her, and whether or not it was deserved. Dont be so quick to judge

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

To be fair, I can't see Rapunzel without getting a chub, either.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 6

@technovore, I still sometimes think my life is the Trueman show

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

+1 for not well known reference

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FOR FUCKING YEARS I WAS SCARED SHITLESS that someone was watching me through my bathroom mirror. jesus fuck i'm glad i'm not alone

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My brother told me that installing his own ceiling (we converted the attic) helped to remove his paranoia about hidden cameras.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That movie legitimately scared the shit out of me for years

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you... I now know that I am not alone... Thank you, Technovore...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THE ORGANIC HAS DISCOVERED THE SECRET. TERMINATE IMMEDIATELY.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's literally howbad I get it sometimes. Mostly when I'm high but I always believe it and sketch

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi hodormaxwell I'm Chris Hansen from dateline, could you take a seat!

12 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 11

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12 years ago (deleted Feb 20, 2017 11:23 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ok ButtzDeluxxe.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Whether or not he's legally a pedophile, it's still really creepy. I feel bad for everyone in that situation.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean have you seen the average 15 yo these days? She's clearly not prepubescent.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Right, that's not really the issue. The issue is a guy masturbating over his girlfriend's sister.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(1/2) Technically, he may not be a pedophile, depending on what state he's in. In Colorado we have the '10 year rule' . If the minor is 15

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

He's not acting on it, and pedo generally refers to prepubescent, which 15 is clearly not. Not a pedo.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(2/2) or older, and the adult is within a ten year age difference, then its not statuatory.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Are you serious? There has to be more to it than that. You cannot honestly tell me it's legal there for 21yr olds to be with 11yr olds.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years? I knew a couple of states had like 3 year windows, but 10 seems genuinely creepy.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Here in indiana, its 16 with a +7 year allowance until 19 I think. Which works for a friend because shes 17 dating a 20yo

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not to mention, we don't know what this 15 y/o looks like. I've met people that age that legitimately looked in their twenties.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

My fiancee was 5'0" and a D cup by the age of 12. The point of consent age is the last point you can reasonably expect 99% at full maturity

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, I mean, does that matter?... They're still underage and, at least in my opinion, shouldn't exactly be sexualised by someone older.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Yeah but it matters because it means they are less likely attracted to children for being children.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

when I was 13 and older, I was mistaken for 17-18 all the time. Girls mature faster than guys, some really fast.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as he never acts on it, and understands its wrong, I dont see an issue. 15 used to be the mature age. and 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I met a girl once who in all seriousness looked only a few years younger than me (I was 20) and turned out to be 15. I never would've 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

No offense, but some of you are just terrible people.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

"I masturbate over her regularly." Dude, PHRASING.

12 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 3

... perhaps that's how it was intended, because that's what he does.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

TBH the phrasing isn't whats wrong with that anecdote.

12 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 5

Haha I agree, it's still absolutely fucked up. But that last sentence could have been a bit better, at least.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

perhaps that's how it was intended

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

O_O

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@stark23 can we be best friends? That's the best story ever...

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Did we just become best friends?

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

can I be your friend too? I promos not to talk much, just invite me to stuff and Ill drive and buy drinks k?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude...I aspire to be you man. That was fucking incredible. Also, your username is Stark... 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"so I scratched dead skin on my scalp and dropped it in his ear." Calm down satan, god damn.

12 years ago | Likes 1514 Dislikes 20

never

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So evil D: ... he was obviously exhausted and he's only a toddler :( I hope they don't have a dog.

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Or goats...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's so creepy. It amuses me.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Seriously, that bitch will surely burn in hell.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

Tallwhacker is definitely Irish, I don't think I've ever heard people from anywhere else call kids "little shites"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That was one of the most disgusting things I read here... mainly because it involves a small child. :(

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

What does that even accomplish anyway? Does she have some kind of skin fungus?

12 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

as a day care teacher, he was probably being extra cranky because he was tired. Nap time works wonders for difficult children.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also cut your nails. Damn.

12 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 6

Yeah that's f*ng disgusting. If you agreed to look after a child/animal/special needs person/delete as appropriate, do the job right. smfh.

12 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 10

She/he is incapable of such things being that he/she is a bag of shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diamondintherough I completly agree with you. That one really pissed me off!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It's dead skin, which is literally all over you; the little bugger isn't gonna die. Lots of children are little demons anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 11

It is still disgusting. Children can be out of control, but that is because they are learning to deal with things.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

HA! US MOBILE USERS KNOW YOU'RE COMING DICKBUTT

12 years ago | Likes 997 Dislikes 14

Oh, I missed it. Downvote for this, anyways.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All couple dozens of us saw it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mobile Users Unite!!!

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

MOBILE MASTER RACE

12 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 5

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As a mobile user: HA, that's funny...

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR....DICKBUTT

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I want to upvote you, but you're at three.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

THERE ARE DONE OF US! DOZENS!

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Ha ha nonsequiter segues are a thing i like.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took so long for dickbutt to show. I had already scrolled away and did not see him. Until this comment..

12 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I'm obviously a slow reader then... He was already there by the time I got to it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As did I. And I'm not going back to look for it either! FU dickbutt!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought it was there the whole time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol I didn't even realize it even though I had to press it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cuming

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hmm why is just this one... oh there it is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would explain the little play button thingie.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@LittleWolfiee Can i just ask you a quick question?

12 years ago | Likes 3191 Dislikes 17

I read it as brush like three times until I finally gave up and read the comments. Ugh.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just logged in to upvote you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ohai

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heeey buddy :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heeey buddy :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it important? Because I have many things in my Stage Management kit- pens, splints, socks, human tongues, bandaids...

12 years ago | Likes 1087 Dislikes 0

any job openings?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Legend!!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People do this to me at work, like while I'm walking to go pee. I just say no, come find me later.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People have done this to me while I am eating lunch and working on 4 laptops at the same time (not right now tho; today I can Imgur).

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a question as well: may I hug and/or pet the bush?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May I applaud you sir.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't find the clip on its own, but play this and skip to 5:37 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhMZH7CmgmM

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deeeeeeeeeeeerp

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahaha... oh I've been in theatre... I would NEVER Want to be a stage manager.

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Quick question though: where is the best place to sit in a theater and why

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Try and find out where the tech table was. All the designers, the SM, and director sit there during tech so the show is built to those seats

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Usually about halfway between the back row and the front row, bottom floor if multiple levels, dead center of the audience.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Typically dead center, most theaters are designed for that to be the acoustic sweet spot and most sets are built with the idea in mind

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I see you lil wolf.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Can you get a photo of your get up please

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Haha, you're awesome! I don't know if I could do that. I give you props for dealing with that cap at all!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was that middle one?

12 years ago | Likes 408 Dislikes 1

I've been there. I'm glad to say you found a better method than me in avoiding SM duties for a short time because damn it's hard to get away

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Socks.

12 years ago | Likes 475 Dislikes 2

socks

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Eso si que es.

12 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 0

Omg! Haha

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Socks

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think LittleWolfiee may or may not be a neurotic, deranged psychopath

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Every Stage manager is at a certain point in the prod

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

to be right now, please help me be less of an idiot?" you didn't bother the stage manager for fear of being punched with impunity. (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They really are. Like, I learned very quickly that unless your question basically boiled down to "I have no idea where I'm supposed (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The answer is 'Die in a fire'. Probably.

12 years ago | Likes 373 Dislikes 3

Survive a fire. Barely.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

@LittleWolfiee I'm sure you've showed me before, but I never understand anything, can you tell me again? Maybe this time I'l remember, lol.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooohhh that's evil

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

We need to make a rule about there always being a relevant picture of anything on the internet. Guy dressed as a bush? Got you covered

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aww comeon now... Wolfiee is just working through some things... (please let someone get that reference, PLEEEASE let someone get it!)

12 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 4

That was my first thought too

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes I got that reference.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And I <3 you too :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Igotyourreference.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

<3

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I really want to know what you're referencing since everyone else seems to, so here's a +1 so you'll tell me maybe?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would love to know too!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

god dammit, hoopyhitchhiker! You can't just ASK what someone is referencing! ..(please tell us?)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sick reference, bro!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont get it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thank you; I had forgotten about that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darude - Sandstorm.

12 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

Rofl. Oh boy, here comes Twitch chat

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://youtu.be/esMnme69t2M

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahahahahaha, faved

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つMOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つMOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つMOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つMOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

NO. just no...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ AMENO ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why on earth is this meme a thing lol

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Comes from the LoL community. The song was often played during breaks on tournaments and it became an ongoingjoke that all songs were Sandst

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? I thought it was a thing even before LoL. I just remember all the gameplay videos for things like halo and CoD always used it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have the lyrics for that?

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Do (x654)

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The stage manager in my production didn't do shit. As the acting director, all the quick questions came to me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

... and I love you for it

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd like a bush costume for.............reasons

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

There's a special little place in hell reserved for you, sir/madam!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Question: where did you get a bush costume?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Old theatre secret: Gaff tape + anything can become anything.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

So much truth there. I'm loading in a production of Les Mis to tech on Saturday, and I'm convinced the set is going to be half made of gaff.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You'll appreciate this. It's a button a friend gave me since I'm a stage manager: ?1?5282

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tape isn't cheap though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a theater person hope to be stage manager I seriously love you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a theatre person, theatre*. Theaters are where they do movies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen both everywhere, may just be a massive colloquial mistake.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a stage manager, it's a headache most of, if not all of, the time. Worth it in the end to see the show come to fruition though

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm aware that this is a really oldpost but I have stage managed many a show, in fact i'm about to go manage the make up team for a childre

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

n's musical. I totally get your and once took a nap in a tuba case

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I take a picture with you now that you're famous?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Course you can, sis :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These ones are genuinely entertaining and not so gross

12 years ago | Likes 508 Dislikes 9

The aunt one was pretty gross.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Except for, you know, the "I'm well in my 20s and jerk off to my gf's 15 year old sister" one. That's pretty fucked up.

12 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 10

*early twenties

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How's that fucked up? Jerking off to an attractive girl is pretty normal. Jerking off to a girl that looks like a little kid is not, ofc.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sexing her would be fucked up. assuming she has a developed body (read: adult) not as much.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Wow, first time I've read it before front page..

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 23

It's really something, right? I feel like I should comment something clever.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same strangely enough.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah. Thanks to that snap :)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is a great feeling, isn't it?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Wow, first time a comment like this is topcomment and not downvoted to oblivion.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let's enjoy this glorious moment.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I still think I'm the only real person. F*ck you, robots!

12 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 9

IT'S THE BLANKS, I'M TELLIN YA!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I still think I'm in a white room hooked up to a machine and everyone I meet is an agent testing me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Join us @ILikeBurgersAndFries and we can have all the rum and wenches you could ever desire!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tempting

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

someone who gets it

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh god! I read that first confession. I started tripping out. But now, I am not alone.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well now I have to kill you, you know too much

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, he's catching on... I mean yeah, fuck robots!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's what a robot who wanted me to think it was a human would say!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I'm the person! You're just another robot pretending to be a person who thinks everyone is a robot but I see through the ruse!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would say the same thing, but you'd probably think I'm programmed to say that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not the only one!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We're all robots

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down there morpheus...

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

000100110110111

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My friend and I used to joke that Australia isn't real simply by the logic that we've never been there.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seriously, it's weird to know other people believe(d) this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At least you don't call yourself "Technovore"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many people didn't consider that possibility as a child?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

beep

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Read "Breakfast of Champions" by Kurt Vonnegut

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

SAME HOLY SHIT. I was never really sure tho. the tthing is if we are theres no proof we are people.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a form of solipsism

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Isn't that a variation of impostor syndrome?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1) This is closer to solipsism syndrome I think. Impostor syndrome is when you feel you are the impostor and don't deserve your status ->

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2) or achievements - the Capgras delusion is maybe what you were thinking, when you suddenly think somebody has been replaced by a double.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. I'm not a doctor, I just play one on the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That aunt-thing though...

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 5

I really want to know whether it's her aunt by blood or by marriage...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the aunt of six girls... That's seriously fucked up. Like, "makes me want to find her and beat the shit out of her fucked up"

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 7

Calm your edge gurl.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hahahahah!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why is it fucked up?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

To be attracted to your own blood is messed up. That alone is messed up. But, to drunk call your niece...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Exactly, the ONLY reason that incest is bad is because of reproductive complications; if you eliminate that, especially by being 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE of producing offspring, then there is no rational objection you can make; you're just an asshole.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Im wondering the same. I mean you kind find anybody (including family) hot as fuck. You just need enough will and reason not to fall for it.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You can find* Holy fuck I'm drunk

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(2/2): and tell her that, is an abuse of the relationship that is supposed to be about trust and love.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Why is being attracted to your own blood messed up? She most likely regrets calling her niece and saying that. She was drunk so she fucked

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

... I feel like your messing with me. Are you messing with me?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

...up. That's not beat-the-shit-out-of-her worthy and I think that if you think it is that's kinda fucked up.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...they're related.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

...problem?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well some of us aren't from the South.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

arent we all related? O_o

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

yeah....

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It'd be an interesting story, I say go for it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My cousin used to jackoff holding our aunts bras as kids. But it turns out she was just a family friend so I guess he's ok with it now.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's beautiful @Stark23

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

And Rapunzel, too! Living the life, my good man!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I consider it one of my greater accomplishments in life.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Vista Way or one of the newer complexes?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lived in Patterson Court, she lived in Chatham.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chatham was always easier to sneak into! ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chatham for life!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@SchrodingerDOG here you go. Dat boob grab.

12 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 4

this link wont work for me, may i have it again please?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ayy lmao

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love me some nipple pinching action.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and maintaining eye contact, hot-dog!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn son! NSFW that shit!

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

YOU JUST DID! :D

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's hot. Thanks.

12 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Gimme yo tit bitch

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh my god :D

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*Sigh* The things I do for you people... *Unzips*

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

@SchrodingerDOG ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SEAMUS

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1