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NicestguyonImgur
That second girls face, "I have seen some shit"
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
"My own shit.. On a dick."
NuclearLemon
Currently in high school, these girls exist, but they aren't common, calm down a little.
fooddetective
Is this Degrassi: Brazzers Edition?
wangusangus
Well I mean teen pregnancy rates are also dropping, so there's that..
balcsida
http://imgur.com/W8TdIgc
PCard
http://media.tumblr.com/67edf4554bd41816440ba749135dd09c/tumblr_inline_n823gga7tx1rquij1.gif
suomynonA
CatBlaster5000
I've been told by girlfriends it's 4,768,6956th base.
Umbrius
47,686,956th*
KRISTENFRESH1
Was anyone else allowed to wear belly shirts in high school, orbwas that just a movie/TV show thing? That was 100% fuck no at my school.
owiseone
Yeah it's allowed in my HS
Mogmai
I'm a high school student whose been to a lot of schools. You'd get in trouble for shit like that. If you refused to wear appropriate 1/2
Mogmai
clothes the next time, you'd get suspended or detention. 2/2
JordanfromJordan
sauce?
ninjapleaseme
ToasterViking
http://imgur.com/TZSftpN
tinkletinklelittlestar
This joke was totally ripped off from a movie. Was it Clueless? Maybe Fast times at Ridgemont High?
MarlaMassey
it's not clueless.
marvelboy
It was in Two Broke Girls as well
snorstump
When, what, but... What have I missed!
mofojames
"Man, look how fucked up the younger generation is!" -Literally every generation
thisisprocrastination
Actually they're having way better sex then my generation did at that age, so... go them.
beatlegs
not kids so much as TV show writers who think they have their finger on the pulse of today's kids but are just clueless idiots
imgur0283
Thousands of years ago, kids were pregnant at 13. I don't see what's so bad about this.
Flyndaran
You have to go back before homo sapiens to reach a time when getting pregnant at 13 was anything but extremely dangerous.
mofojames
"Man, look at how fucked up the younger generation is!" -Literally every generation as soon as they hit 40
BlitzerRhames
30
amoeba15
*25
rossmum
Was right about to post this.
twilightvulpine
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
djrip
I like this generation better than mine! Mine still has people who think gay marriage will have some kind of effect on their marriages.
Dominian
I'm 27 and think like "Shit, those kids had facebook in school. I had to cyber bully in our own hand-made bulletin boards! Pampered shits!"
ihavenoideahowthisworks
WTH IS SECOND BASE?
LysergicAcid25
Double fisting
viperex
Third base is your first accidental pregnancy and subsequent secret abortion
WhyShouldILoveYou
Just a prom night dumpster baby...
brownInIt
Max209
Schmidt has the best lines
MichaelJordanAsHimselfInSpaceJam
I just watched this episode so satisfying to finally get the references.
spartahara
Always upvote Schmidt.
fantafarta
I will never tire of this gif.
ComfortableWithMyTextuality
Why don't you have tires?
ComfortableWithMyTextuality
(the answer is
)
cinnamonster
Best answer ever. Upvoted the above comment so more people would see this ^< ^,
cbrockhawk
Its funny because in the scene he explores "youths" because they stole his tires.
SmileyBonesArt
Are we not going to talk about his username?
brownInIt
We can if you want, dude.
grichen93
haha.
SmileyBonesArt
So you'll let me brown in it?
brownInIt
Wo wo woah, where'd you get that idea
McBook
How youthless
shoopdaawhoop
Never has there ever been a more appropriate use of this gif
gomos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNZ1O2KTOOg
AnusMaximusConquerorofAnus
street youths...
babychickens
where is this from!!
bouncingbetty89
New girl
humancookiedough
The number of times I use this daily. Not the gif, just the saying. Constantly flabbergasted by youths these days.
prehistoricstonecircle
Citytv. Everywhere.
tupacshomie
Why did I read that as "you this"
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
If only...
undercovergiraffe
Luke, why do you always comment on this sort of post :P
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
My secret is that I comment on every sort of post. Seriously, look at all my comments, I comment way too much.
undercovergiraffe
haha nothing wrong with that!
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Plus, I've never tried anal and my wife is a bit of a prude...so...
undercovergiraffe
I made that joke on the hope that you don't actually have a wife. If you do then I do apologize
undercovergiraffe
If the Luke I know didn't get consent, he'd use the force :P
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
This is why we need to fund NASA, so I can send my daughter's off into deep space where they may have a fighting chance to stay safe.
Lookatmyballs
You just need some good friends that will scare the shit out of the little bastards
twilightvulpine
Sent in an isolated can to inhospitable environments because of normal human needs. "Safe"
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Damn straight, haha :)
Fourthletter58
Far from you definitely sounds safe. You realise as individual human beings their sex lives are none of your business right?
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Are you just a moron? It was a joke but regardless everything about my kids is my business when they're as young as 10! u're not a parent ru
Fourthletter58
Well if you are thinking about your kids sex lives when they are ten I feel you are not really getting this parent business.
GasBandit
Your daughter's what?
lyinginbedmon
Their off, duh
Zerod
Tentacles.. tentacles tho
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Maybe they want to fuck? You wouldn't stop your boys, would you? Stop cockblocking other boys.
CrabWallet
+1 for telling a dad not to cock block dudes trying to nail his daughter. You've got a little Captain in you.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
I was mostly joking, but I hope to instill in my sons and daughters some respect for traditional values regarding sex before marriage.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
To do it a lot, so that they don't find out their partner doesn't like it afterwards?
ArchangelArtist
Anal probing dude!
ClockworkJohnny
What show is this?
Thoraxe123
13 and pregnant
iamthisguy247
I'm calling bullshit, you can't get pregnant in your butt.
SupahMo
You honestly think that if they got pregnant at 13 that anal was out of the question.
NewCreatures
what?
TownsendV228
Not with that attitude ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GeneralBartlett
Bad Samaritans
MrChrisRenz
How I met your mother
SpoookyScarySkeletons
The Spooky Scary Skeletons music video
ClockworkJohnny
Are they dancing in my room
LopsidedStapler
Metalocalypse
McBook
Finally the right answer
DeepBlueSneak
Brutal
CenturionDias
Dateline
pc4pc
Captain Planet
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
First base
yellowrock
Boku no Pico, obviously.
yellowrock
(cause it's about kids and anal, get it?)
q00u
This ain't a show, this is life! Life on the street. Homicide: Life on the Street.
NotFarEnough
Gilmore Girls
ladymayo
Breaking Bad
wambu
The 700 Club.
Drek258
Girl meets world.
GeneralBartlett
Can't tell if a joke or a lie...
TheyWantYouToTakeTheRolls
Not Girl Meets World.
Khanecz
You sly bastard
ZoranKnight
Girl Meats World?
iamthisguy247
Girl Meats World.
shadowlev
Kids have been fucking for centuries. Hell, at least we aren't marrying 13 year olds to 40 year olds anymore.
TurtlesAllWayDwn
Not since the accident.
Absurdest
WE aren't.
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jeejeejerrycotton
Some of those Romneyfolks do.
TopsunPB
Depends on the location. On some places its the tottaly oposite. Kıds dont have sex but marry 40 year olds.
clutchthepearls
I know...total bummer
EnergyFiend
They're still trying to cure AIDS by having sex with very young children in some parts of Africa.
marmotpie
Sometimes someone's good sarcasm is lost on a lot of people +1
lyinginbedmon
As much.
MisterJellyBean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVcfZEE7U2s -- worth watching, as there is an intellectual song about 13 year olds marrying 40 year olds.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
We aren't, but some monkeys still do. Also some mormons, but I believe they are some species of sponge. Way down the evolutionary ladder
dickymchamhox
Speak for yourself, mang.
CondescendingCunt
And thankfully Mahatma Gandhi isn't sleeping naked with little girls that he then proceeds to give enemas.
hoopyhoop
Every time religious fanatics bring up "traditional marriage" I remind them what it means. 1 man and as many 12 year olds as he can afford.
DINGAHLING
Do you live in Saudi Arabia?
wrknsmart
Check fundamentalist Mormon communities. "Ah, fresh meat!" said Mormon guy probably.
grundgiesdad
well not "marrying" them anymore......
Aelinsaar
In more parts of the world than not, actually yes we are.
iPez
that´s true!
creepwood
*whooosh* Judging by the replies you got the irony just went way past over their heads
yarir
Fucking thank you. I'm so tired of hearing from everybody "This new generation is fucked up" because OUR GRANDPARENTS SAID THE SAME
AStainlessSteelRat
Don't tell that prophet guy...
fealtytowels
Say that to Charles Manson (proportionally it's the same, 26 and 80).
shadowlev
Legally, it isn't. 26 is past the age of consent.
galebourn
Well, maybe YOU aren't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
anonymousanonanonanonymous
Jerry Lee Lewis says 'Hi'
BushelOfLabeouf
Well that's one way to look at it... in certain places.
Dominomotion8
But we are....
psykalag
Speak for yourself
JordanfromJordan
yea not like the good ol' days
FrogPaste
Oh, we're not? Umm....I need to go do, something...important...
9thDr
Related article just popped up: http://libertyunyielding.com/2014/11/16/chicago-parents-shocked-over-fifth-grade-sex-ed-curriculum-video/
RadionicPsychotronic
Once you pop, you don't have to stop!
9thDr
My Facebook newsfeed sometimes provides nuggets. This seems related.
myradeathray
well, if parents did their job and taught their children proper sex ed then we wouldn't be in this mess...
Pencillin
WHY DO I ALWAYS READ THE COMMENTS? I need a drink and an ativan....
ElSephiroth
Don t teach Murican kids to use condoms! They ll figure it out !!!
ElSephiroth
when they will have their first baby xD
instantcrush
Saw that already but those parents are dumb. Kids will do it if they want to. Educate them early and don't teach them to be ashamed of (1/2)
instantcrush
their bodies. Self-esteem is a huge problem because adults today suck and think they can control kids with silence and-essentially-bullying.
instantcrush
Also, keeping pornography away from kids is stupid and pointless and they will see it either way. Educate them about it instead. (3/2)
xuvial
3/2? Why would you do this??
BoozeHound001
It will loop around so that's 2nd base in 30 years
QueensCompanion
... We're not? Brb gotta get a divorce
everythingismelting
Let me introduce you certain countries in Southeast Asia and India.
lowcaloriedarkness
But 23 year olds to 50 year olds is a different story.
shadowlev
The difference is the age of consent and if consent is even given.
eccedentesiast
Courtney Stodden would like a word with you. protip: run. run now and dont talk to her.
FlatPlutoSociety
That was a depressing Google Image search.
Sarumanandtheamazingtechnicolourdreamcoat
I'm only five days older than her..
CliftonSantiago
I love hating on Courtney Stodden. My breasts are rill, I am rill.
luckyeris
I just realized I haven't heard about her in a long time. She was replaced with Kim Kardashian, right?
orbitn
*points at the middle east* they is.
yarow12
Not in the US anyway, but then again, that doesn't mean 40 year-olds aren't banging 13 year-olds.
myradeathray
I work with kids and I found out that some of the parents at the school I worked at were 14 when they had their first child.
yarow12
First child, you say? Some people lose their virginity before that age.
myradeathray
doesn't make it right though....
adamantos
... said the person living in the first world...
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krallisawesome
Three: First is "the West", Second is "the East (Communists)", Third is "Everyone else". It's very outdated terminology - 1/2
adamantos
Politically and economically speaking there are three.
krallisawesome
"developed country" and "developing country" are the more modern terms, with "Newly Industrialised Country" somewhere in the middle. 2/2
RayMC
Google: "The Demographic Transition Model". It's about population but covers constant economic conditions too.
snooperking
69
TragedyCake
I can confidently say there are very few imgurians in 3rd world countries chillin just browsing the front page...
SrCigaro
Jesus fucking Christ, could everybody please stop using "first" and "third" world. Those are completly outdated, cold war is over.
uncreativeguy
I am one of them :D ... D:
twilightvulpine
Uma boa tarde vinda do Brasil.
Nitemaresonwax
hell yeah bruh
IRawrforbreakfast
do you even know why is called 3rd world ? or should i explain it to you ?
CONFESSlONBEAR
I'm not saying you're wrong, but after the US, the country with the second-most traffic to imgur is India.
TastyTastyScience
Yeah, but India is one of the strongest economies in the world. It can hardly be considered third-world.
CONFESSlONBEAR
It's one of the largest economies in the world. But the majority of the country is still very poor and certainly considered third-world.
RobinClaassen
India's GDP per capita (average yearly income) is 5,450 USD (compared to 53,001 USD in the U.S.) India is still very poor. Source: Wikipedia
TragedyCake
Wow I had no idea! Well if you're not sayin it I will! I WAS SO WRONG EVERYONE PRETEND I NEVER SAID THAT
RedditorTourist
How did you find that out?
CONFESSlONBEAR
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/imgur.com
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
The third world has a shit ton of internet. We live in the future, my friend.
ceilings
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_divide
FindYourChillMate
ISIS is enslaving 14 year olds girls for sex..sooooo
fuckweaselry
Good point.
JesusOnAPogoStick
Like Edgar Allan Poe? He married a 13 year old cousin. She was an Edgar Allan Hoe
synforthewin
as a 40 year old man, I disagree
lildusty
I can't even tell if their 13 or 18 anymore. Can only judge off how they act but everyone acts like 18 but talks like 13.
GornCaptainVS
Wait, we're not? Oops.
Zordicron
Alabama says you can't marry under age 14, but Alaska has no minimum as long as parents say it is ok.
TehAccountant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVcfZEE7U2s
piratepocketknife
Tell that to George rr Martin
hydraz1ne
you mean the child molesting train conductor?
groversleeves
or Muhammad
ermahgerdspooderman
That's some messed up shit
ermahgerdspooderman
MRW I came back to this post http://www.imgur.com/O0zrN4Q.gif
depalmarocket
http://asset-3.soup.io/asset/3085/3389_3641.jpeg
FedEXguy
Literally
copingcabana
What a pain in the ass.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
It's also bullshit
adamantos
*fucked up, literally
FSMPirate
Laterally?
TheFireNation
fucked shit up*
demiandub
See what you did there
knightofdight
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Candymostdandy
Agreed, my shit always gets weird after anal...I guess from the jizz?
Gleinis
Can I please have a Spermiafeces, stirred not shaken?
RobocopShootingDicks
*Santorum
identicalWorlds
TownsendV228
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ISeeStoopedPeople
Wow. I guess we're really sharing today. Uh. Okay. I guess it's my turn. Some times at night I like to watch My Little Pony.
iLynux
._.
CIGARSnBRANDY
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
AnonsAndMinions
There was a line somewhere back there....
Candymostdandy
I have astigmatism and find it hard to see lines properly.
AnonsAndMinions
Nice lmao
ThatsMrPoopyPantsToYou
Ass-tigmatism
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
Oh, you.
Candymostdandy
It's one of the reasons I don't like to do it.
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
I'd say pull out, but there's something to be said about holding down a lady friend and having your way with her. It's a nice treat.
Candymostdandy
As good as ice cream?
ermahgerdspooderman
Waaaaaaaat! http://www.imgur.com/G0Ape3B.jpeg
TChewyT
Also for saving
infernopg
that is my profile picture in whatsapp and skype XD
IAmYourBenevolentGodTheCatBowToMe
thank you hooman, I did not know I needed this.
Champdeluxe
hahhaha
slagath0r
Commenting to download picture from computer tomorrow
blankeyed
So that's how its done...
slagath0r
i suppose. I have to admit i have done this before but i don't consider myself to be a specialist
iamtheassman
also commenting for future use
slagath0r
that too, my use though is looking through stuff like this alone and laughing hysterically like the future spinster i am
MrLandShark
Feline disrespect from behind!
Lambpasty
chemenger8
Guys...
localsinglesinyourarea
They did the thing
azazyel
http://imgur.com/ZC5pwPN
FailToImpress
Oh its Noel Fielding's legal advisor. Good to see him getting other work.
kiivipallo
AAAH I *love* Never Mind the Buzzcocks! Been binge-watching it for the past two weeks. Luckily, there's so much, I'm not even close to done!
princesspwn311
Um....another show with the guy who plays Moss?! Is this on Netflix?
kiivipallo
Unfortunately, he's just a guest host. It's a quiz show with a varying cast. But it's SO fun! Don't know about Netflix, but it's on YouTube.
princesspwn311
Imma get in on dat. Thanks!
kiivipallo
No problem. It's quite old btw (S28 airing right now, I believe), so I recommend you start somewhere around S23 for more current stuff :)
MasterFlippyFloppy
Then... WTF is 3rd base?
PaulyBallnuts
zj
ComfortableWithMyTextuality
It's called the third trimester.
PleaseStopUsingApostrophesToMakeThingsPlural
Murder.
lasernipples
A Rusty Venture
HungryorHorny
Prolapse!!
TrappedInTheLocker
Shinshi shinshi
SaturdayMidmorning
Goetse?
thecolonels
Ever hear of an 'Antivian Milk Sandwich'?
iamireland
Marriage.
silkcow
Vietnamese shame wheel...don't ask, you're not ready
bychance
Well when a man loves a woman, she is orally pleasing him and as he is reaching climax he slits her throat as said in the Illuminati
CaptainHanderpants
Monroe transfer (google it if you don't believe me)
GrobGobGlobGrod
If they told you, you'd never agree to it
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Look up Cleveland steamer.
GreenEggsAndSpam
Portuguese Breakfast
cmfler
Don't if you treaure yourr semi-innocence
KaJuN
That makes Fun Dip going all the way.
lyinginbedmon
I think I'll pass.
yoloninja
OK KIDS STORY TIME once we had a girl in my neighborhood and me and my friends called her cleveland based off cleveland steamer so we 1/2
yoloninja
called her shit being rubbed on someones chest for 10 years and that is how you piss some one off.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Do NOT look up Cleveland Steamer!
DeliciousLittleMorsel
Too late....
TheNonInsestuousJaime
HOLY HELL YOU'RE SICK!!!! let's be friends
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
DarthFirebolt
Fuck I'm drunk and hit report instead of reply. Don't ban the dude, mods!
jimcake
Human centipede
wambu
Ass to mouth.
ettolesil
2 girls 1 cup
pjkix
i guess we just move up 5th base? http://imgur.com/4mHuM
emilylaine
This deserves top comment
DaddysHome
Don't ask, you're not ready
Jimpster
ATM
OutdoorHuman
Pulling a second mortgage...
BlueStringsAttached
That's fucking disgusting shit dude. NSFW that shit man
Creamofsumyunggai
Bukkake
degenerator
All the fists that are fit to fit.
PashaIV
Threesome
VetVed
Triple anal
nekomono
its tentacles, my friend, atleast i guess
lemonwaterice
Jake gon' lay it down for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBEK0TL0EQY
VEpsilon
Double barreled blumpkin. (Not sure if that's a real thing, just made it up. Gonna go with it. Also gonna Google it)
masterexploder
Fire sex!
RozyShaman
http://xkcd.com/540/ According to this its oral in fursuits
PleaseHoldMyCandle
Chili dog
hardytardigrade
cnal
OhNoImStuckInALoop
TIL I have not been to third base... yet
WeaponizedGuitar
Cellular Fusion.
MeSoMerry
I Don't Know
Heatsir
I'd describe it, but I don't want to deal with that Chris Hansen guy.
candleinhisdick
3 anal and a chicken pot pie
gothaminvader93
the ear
TheDamDog
Hypersex.
doctornil
A rap group from the late 80s/early 90s. They got some airplay with Pop Goes the Weasel, a diss tra--oh, wait, that's 3rd Bass.
mediocremonolith
I don't know and who is on first.
davepermen
Kissing
brmorrow
divorce
OrigamiEater
Tier 15. YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT.
MrRectangle
go ask 4chan
FogofFear
The Mexican Carwash.
ch3burashka
Murder-suicide orgy.
MolestTheStars
Blood Orgy!!!
Apollo1989
A three way with Ron Jeremy and Peter North. that's why it's called third base
DoubleStandardCat
tentacles
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Ear
rookie23
You will need an arm sleeve.
dannythemad
Bondage and electrical dildos.
diregamer
Dildo tazer?
dannythemad
Nah, man! It's a metal-plated dildo hooked up to a TENS unit.
blackGlovesMcCrazyBeard
Necrophilia.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine. Don't look it up.
CharlesMontoni
I looked it up, wasn't disappointed.
OnedayIllsurpriseyouwithaspectacularusername
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/739605910/Funny_moose_face_001.jpg
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Someone's thirsty.
CajunAvenger
Holding hands in pubic.
SacreDoom
Wat
SamusAranon
You're a sick man, please seek professional help
SerialKillerJim
I am not sure if that was intentional or a typo....
CajunAvenger
That is a typo that Freud would be proud of.
Malz42
Skull fucking.
FatherLeroy
... a corpse.
mordaedil
Through the eyesocket, don't forget.
ChunLiRoyJenkins
I always upvote 'skullfucking'....
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Dear god.gif
DoggIsDogg
Dafu is 4th base.
fecklar
im gonna need a credit card for that
themaninthesunglasses
If you have to ask you can't afford it....
PaulyBallnuts
read my mind
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
OoooooOooo!
BiggDamnHero
There it is!
HonestAbe
Z Job
HerbieRobinson
Ba-zing
Jester918
A
fredabomb
beerfest is amazing.
FindaBalance
DVDA
ohmegatron
NOW YOU'RE A MAN!
Lookatmyballs
What makes a man? Is it the woman by his side...Just cause shes got big titties.
PotatoHamer
Anal = 1st, DA = 2nd, DA+V=3rd, I think your math is wrong. I am fun at parties.
YharnamsFinest
You got the scale of escalation wrong. Its 1st-Anal, 2nd-VA, 3rd-DVDA
PotatoHamer
I stand by what I said. DV-A or DA-V should be its own base.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
pegging
KingStannisTheMannisBaratheon
Didn't know what this was. Shouldn't of searched it on google.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
OverlyCynicalImgurian
I don't see how that's any more extreme than regular anal.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
my dick and my asshole had a conversation. they agree. it's WAY more extreme than regular anal.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
I guess as a Bi guy to me it's just "Am I taking a fake dick in my ass or a real one?"
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
yeah, you're definitely thinking about this from a different angle than me
TetraNordeh
...which one would be more preferable?
itsgonnarain
You need a camel, 45 feet of fruit by the foots, a commercial grade lubricant three shots of morphine and a toothbrush to get to 3rd
hagantic
My entire family is now wondering what the fuck made me laugh like a hyena on Valium.... I don't think they will understand.
Aquilarden
Where I'm from it's three horseshoes, a 20-yard length of rope, a box of Kool-Aid Jammers, seventeen pine-cones, and a bottle of KY Jelly.
itsgonnarain
Kinky, I can dig it
RightTurnClyde
Gives new meaning, to 3rd base umpire...
WheezingAppleWannaBe
Don't ask what the toothbrush is for.
diregamer
Do not forget live carp on Sundays.
aerilangeline
Dafuq?
anickseve
I get the sense that you throw awesome parties
ThisWasATriumph
Anything that requires that much morphine is something I dont want to experience.
Zordicron
some of it is for the camel, duh.
solaslunas
alright then.... all i need now is the toothbrush
sideslick
Good god, I don't want to know about "going home"...
fokuroku
you forgot a vibrating gillette
swaggyd
AWWW HERE IT GOES
Nitemaresonwax
sounds like a friday night :)
RagingBoner32
I know you spatted out some random shit but good God it seems like you have a real plan here.
eftwyrd
spat*
McBook
Have you been 3rd base?
theStead42
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
josh11796
Why is this a thing!?
Materclaritas
i was looking for something like this
bomboy23
I have questions
zapatojardin
amazing experience! can become a little bit scary if you don't use the toothbrush, early on the camel
TheBear0274
And a partridge in a pear tree!
TuMadre
Kenan?
JohnCarter88
Just wanted you to know at least one person scrolled down to look for this comment and that was me :D
SweatyMooseKnuckle
Make that two.
LupusYonderboy
You can replace the camel with an alpaca if necessary but you have to add more Fruit By The Foot.
backtobackpanicattack
Out West they tape a whole bunch of cats together, in lieu of ungulates.
HermioneGrangerAndARocketShip
You can also substitute for Fruit Loops and tape, in a pinch.
GeorgeofJungle
All can be substituted for hermione granger and a rocket ship. ^
PainfullyLimitedPower
But never ever ever ever ever forget the toothbrush.
DescipleOfCthulu
Wait what's the toothbrush for?
RightTurnClyde
Cleaning your KFC spork...Duh.
WheezingAppleWannaBe
itsgonnarain
@applewannabe
WheezingAppleWannaBe
SPOILER ALERT /
/ should give you an idea
DJmostaccioli
Filipino mudslide.
MasterFlippyFloppy
I do NOT want to know what that is.
tequilaistheanswer
she's prengant by 3rd
Flyndaran
Her kid's pregnant by 3rd.
asianboy
Pregnancy
JenkemLazerSkeet
Cutting a hole in someone and fucking it
MasterFlippyFloppy
http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/9b/60/9b606128d6f64130e545684d6ce7f0b5.jpg
Hybris51129
Gangbang?
GooglyEyedNopes
Left ear
MasterFlippyFloppy
You kinky bastard!
inkyblot
At the end of this episode it turns out the kids were lying about all that to trip up the volunteers and sound cool.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
kids lying about sex? shocked, i am ...
WhatAmITalkingAbout
Im pretty sure Romeo and Juliet boned at like 14, so "this generation" doesn't really apply.
carlto10
ah, but did Romeo do Juliet in the ass? huh?
Flyndaran
Hate to break it to you, but Romeo and Juliet were fictional and mean to illustrate how unthinking passion leads to suffering.
NotFarEnough
Yeah but did they do anal what did Shakespeare say about that
phacemelter
Shakespeare had many jokes about anal. Mercutio tells Romeo to find a girl with "an open arse" so that Romeo would stop being so moody.
GeneralBartlett
The show is Bad Samaritans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGXUdAyaMoY
SchrodingersSchrodinger
+1 for source. Thanks!
ceilings
The UK did it better and they had superpowers: http://realpoptalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/misfits.jpg
GeneralBartlett
Misfits. Such a good show. At least the first couple seasons. I stopped in S3 I think.
ceilings
it's ok we all did
r40k
No way, it definitely dips at first but Rudy is fucking hilarious and the show is still great all the way till the end, imo.
GeneralBartlett
But for those first couple seasons, really good!
TheBigBastard
This looks good, but I can't find it on Netflix.
cydewonder
Its probaly not on anymore, I think they only had one season
MayorLavonHayes
It's not I had to pirate it.
TheBigBastard
It looks US based. And it seems to be from Netflix. Did it release somewhere other than the US?
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Holy fuck...my SO doesn't even get to do anal except the rare occasion, like birthdays and thanksgiving.
CrabWallet
What kind of monster rations the hole?
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
heh...stuffing
GnomeDeGuerre
That turkey is going to get SO stuffed.
TheBasementNerd
Mine enjoys it and if she doesn't, she gets it anyways (it's a consenual Master/slave thing, don't worry, I wouldn't force it without)
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Fair...different strokes bro...no pun intended
codylishush
"I slipped"
TheBasementNerd
More like "Do what I say"
NoMotherFucker
What's it like to have a SO?
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
More commited than a boyfriend, less legally documented than a husband.
wambu
That's really not very daring of you.
YourWeirdErection
and at 3:32 A.M. on the third Tuesday of every month!
oneillwith2ls
Oh you!
pussyfarts
congrats on the upcoming anal! Go easy on the gravy...
Wineoceros
Happy early anal sex day!
somethingaboutTV
Both occasions call for stuffing.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Here, here!
Cambino
And buns covered in gravy.
ilurknolonger
And I am jealous of that...... frustrated
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Sorry boo. The right person is out there. :)
ilurknolonger
Ouch That stings... Lol thx for the intended encouragement though. I'm stuck with the wrong one.
derpyfins
Thanksgiving anal. That's new.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Well he's extra thankful when it happens...so it's apropos.
OnaraKaminari
not for the native americans!! BOOM!
Munakukka
Natives remember getting assfucked every Thanksgiving. :) Funny
daelith
Purchase a strapon, then he can do anal whenever he's in the mood for it.
mastoid
I've never done anal but I always said if I have to try it so does he. I know some guys might like that, so it could backfire on me.
HypoMix
and even then I wish it were with me 2/2
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
this … this confuses me
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
It's mildly painful for me and not one of my favorite sexual things. He respects that.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
At least you let him sometimes... my gf wont even let me rub her booty hole :( it's depressing but she doens't care. it's my fetish dang it
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
"stuffing the bird!"
Syncroincity
Plot twist: Gay male
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Nope...I'm a lady.
Munakukka
Another plot twist! Ladyboy
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
nope, just a run of the mill uterine bearer
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
The four most overrated things in life are lobster, champagne, picnics, and anal.
RelativeVelocity
I love banging my ol lady up her balloon knot
BorrowedBorrowed
Christopher Hitchens ftw!
chaelek
This coming from a man who's favorite restaurant is Burger King.
esgedi
If you're not enjoying anal, chances are you're just doing it incorrectly/being lazy about prep.
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
I've only tried three of those four things.
SlayerOfBags
I've never been on a picnic either :(
Munakukka
Little kinky bum action brings spice to sexlife :>
surfersailorsomebody
I should make another account, and find this comment, and upvote it again
batterrie
Picnic are fucking delightful, you heathen.
Xerubay
Not if it's windy. Or you pick a spot where there's ants. Or if some asshole's poorly trained dog invites himself over.
WhiteWolfSix
Most of my picnics have been in deep woods or mountain top, so not the stereotypical one, I guess.
Xerubay
Ohh, that makes more sense. I grew up where mountains and forests are scarce, so picnics in my area are way suckier. Yours sound more fun.
Muur
well personally i don't want to stirr my sausage through a hole filled with shit so yeah....
Granolaclusters
Call me old fashioned, but I just don't want to put anything up my butt.
KlausKinski
well obviously the girl should shit or even take an enema before you fucking stick yur dick in lol... also a condom should be used..
Nitemaresonwax
waste of time...
KlausKinski
not if both want it and get some kinky fun out of it lol.. but ok..
iamireland
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
jaminjimmyjames
You don't even know how great it is. Also, you're probably not long enough to reach the shit, unless you are having the worst anal ever.
Nitemaresonwax
hahahaha bruh
SweetZombiJesus
That part of the canal is not "filled with shit" lol.
adamantos
If your bum is filled with shit during anal intercourse, you're doing it wrong...
Nitemaresonwax
but it happens... trust me... fuck :(
adamantos
Taking your time is the key ;)
Mogmai
A lot of people do enema's before anal sex. Clear's you right out. If that's your problem, an enema should fix it.
Snooj
That's just an opinion.
adamantos
Snooj
Shock and Oh Dear God.
teiekhahsions
Anal after thanksgiving doesn't sound like the best idea.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
We do a big family dinner around noon...then when we're back home a few hours later still tripping on tryptophan.
diregamer
I love this website. never in my life would this conversation ever have taken place. 'UMAHNITEE
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Turkey farts ho!
HoistedByMyOwnPicard
He said ON Thanksgiving, not AFTER Thanksgiving. I assume this act occurs on the table, while everyone else eats Turkey and waits for gravy.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Kinky but, we do a family dinner around noon then head back home and later that night....
hellafordays
Thanks for clearing that up.
brad2296
Oh they'll get gravy...
align
comment of the year, right here
phlat6
The gravy's coming right up.
popemudkip
Just want a little more stuffing is all
kallan0100
I just choked on my dorito, you win.
rankdank69
Anddd I'm done with my lunch
ItsCaptain0bvious
Gold, Jerry, GOLD!
PlaidBoyPatch
I'm really glad you did that one. Yes, quite good.
Moocat
My SO gets to whenever he wants, because I like it... Except for there needs to be an at least 48 hour wait period after... Owies.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I'm the same but I need a forewarning to "flush" the area ahead of time.
wambu
The SO has a "not twice in 24 hours" rule.
Moocat
No, I mean, he could force me to if he wanted, but it'd make me sick and it'd hurt me a lot. And he doesn't want to do that.
wambu
Unwanted sex is the only bad sex. But it is pretty bad.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
And that's the big reason why, I'm not a fan, it's always been quite painful for me.
wambu
Doing it wrong.
luminescenttide
:| Is that normal? Do you use (enough) lube? Are you doing it right? So many questions...
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kanybal
"Am I doing it right?", the one question I've been obsessing over even since I started having sex...
daelith
It's easy to get carried away with rough sex once you get going. It won't hurt during due to lube, but may bruise later.
Moocat
Yeah, it's just. He's big. And my butthole is small. And it doesn't always like all of the pounding it gets. It gets angry after.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Same...even with lube. Long weekends required for recovery hence Thanksgiving.
Moocat
I wish I could have long weekends with him. Too bad he lives 4 hours away and has 3 other girls to think about seeing. :/
TINYRIIIIICK
One more week buddy
OnaraKaminari
i lol'd
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
I know he's so excited...lolo
Airscape
will there be a pilgrim/native american theme?
TINYRIIIIICK
Wait..wut?
toddjunk
His birthday is in a week, so she'll use her strap-on on him then.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
I'm a girl...lol
TINYRIIIIICK
You you said "my wife"
potato40231
Wait so is that deal only for him or others also?
fenixtorador
Themadpanda
Lol
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
I'm relevant!
fenixtorador
balcsida
http://imgur.com/W8TdIgc
IDontThinkThatsConvergent
üres?
balcsida
yep, its empty in hungarian
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
call me a creep, don't care, but i really want to know if she was able to do it, 'cause that's a big ass scale.
McDanderson420
Then I am also a creep
PitbullsPublicist
i got some tickets to iron maiden, baby.
Nitemaresonwax
another creep over here
Hashtaglolwut
you're a creep
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
thank you
fenixtorador
Unable to find original sauce ..
iOMonster
that IS the original sauce. The girl in the gif made the gif.
Blackrew
erkam
There goes all her innocence
bearhill2
No original - but found this. Maybe nsfw.![]()
ItSeemsAllOtherUsernamesAreTakenAtThisPoint
That's a big banana
emperorpenguins
found this when trying to find sauce. not even mad. http://youtu.be/ompGTsN3Wfw
Nitemaresonwax
that´s some weird shit my friend
grobin1103
Wait. Watching a underage eating a banana is a crime ? oo
JeffGoldblumWatchesYouPoop
Yes
Nitemaresonwax
get the fuck out
FatLobyte
This gif is so old, her daughter is probably of age by now.
Thoraxe123
fenixtorador
What?? How did my link get marked as NSFW? There's nothing NSFW about it!!
hulkules209
Chris Hansen is a legend
wheresthebaby
Hahaha genuinely lol'ed
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
The best.
lightandsteady
What's that? I can't see it
MrGhillieMonster
:o Holy shit that's impressive. (nsfw)
Jodo42
Damn.
thatOTHERsithlord
What the actual FUCK!?
fenixtorador
Wife material right there
WeCanAllPhoneHomeTogether
Agreed.
Runikal
MVP
ironwolf6896
A) nsfw B) that's hot as fuck
ThePhysicsPirate
Where's Patrick?
Sharn425
This was funny as hell
PeakyProgram
I'm 15 so I'm legal
ThePastor0fMuppets
What @gnomekisses said
Nitemaresonwax
where i live you certainly are
LaVagina
.
PCard
fenixtorador
beckadoomsday
Oh my god, I went to high school with her.
IraqiJew
Better call her up! You know what she can do
beckadoomsday
I was going to tell you Becka is a woman's name but I always forget that there are no women on the internet.
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
No way she was in high school in that pic or gif...
beckadoomsday
What makes you say that?
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
She looks wayyy to young is all
beckadoomsday
Where we live you start HS at 14 if you never fail a grade. I was 16 when that pic was taken so depending on her birthday she was 15 or 14.
beckadoomsday
http://imgur.com/WGBs3TR
zenwtd
Huh
Braeska
woah da fuq
MrGhillieMonster
You single? :)
beckadoomsday
That's not me with her, also this photo is from 2009.
MrGhillieMonster
Haha, I assumed so. Just playing. x)
Lankinator
Sauce?
fenixtorador
Unable to find original sauce :(
Arillo
ROFL
fenixtorador
For some reason my link got marked as NSFW too? Did it show as that for you?
Arillo
Yes it did, so here I am at work and i clicked on it anyway and ROFLED
fenixtorador
Lol the weird thing is it's not NSFW at all! I sense admins are abusing their power
Arillo
Or they didn't watch the whole thing and only assumed as to what was going to happen. Which was why Chris Hanson was the best part of it.
Numerion
sooo some people might want this https://7chan.org/fl/src/SuperDeepthroat1_9_1b.swf NSFW obviously.
tshort006
For science
DrPerryUCox
holy shhhh
ChickenDick
Best thing I have seen it two years on this site!
santoka
ahaha
goat0064
science!
theclocker
..i..i..i dont know what to think about someone spending time to make this...
TheWhiteCollarBrawlerMann
Holy fuck just played that on my computer till it bsod on mr
TheWhiteCollarBrawlerMann
Me
jetblacksaint
I just...what
LuzDeMiPizza
oooo
thenthereweredicks
science
Skinte
Well, i didnt expect this
Iamtheshite
what the fucking hell
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
Commenting for reasons
IfIdidntmakesuchafuckedtitleImighthavehadachance
Bad reasons. I'm only commenting to call you out. Not for reasons. Really.
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
Right ;)
youdarealmvp
GOTY
ironwolf6896
Hahaha, this is actually really funny! I cant stop laughing XD
ironwolf6896
Comment for later
TheTarrasque
.
ImProbablyKidding
.
Donkeyhead
has mankind gone too far?
MisterNoxx
who needs reasons? its for science!
ImPickleRRRRRRiiiiiiccccccckkkkkk
You know why.
ChangedFillerLetsSeeWhatIChooseLater
This is the greatest thing the internet has ever given me. Are there others?
Numerion
Not as well made as this one sadly. Look through the comments, I promised some other guy to give more links tomorrow.
ChangedFillerLetsSeeWhatIChooseLater
You are a hero among men.
imagonnalickyou
bump
IwannaSeeYourpics
I got a few reasons.
CodeChimpin
Definitely commenting for...reasons...
lightandsteady
wat
iceman3524
your guess is as good as mine
returnofgannon
...what is this?
Bohzee
just a neat flash game, click it!
returnofgannon
Too bad government internet.
PrincessPoopiePants
4chan
fenixtorador
I was trying to kill her ..
DadWillBeBacksoonHeJustWentToTheStore
well isnt that the purpose of the game?
IwannaSeeYourpics
Meee Toooo.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I.. I.. I have no words.. damn.. and OH GOD THERE ARE OPTIONS AT THE BOTTOM!!
fenixtorador
THERE ARE OPTIONS!?
Numerion
AND SO MANY OPTIONS!
Numerion
also, try pressing F
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Not seeing anything happen?
Numerion
with the dick out of her mouth...
SunfireDave
are there other ones like these?
Numerion
not quite as well made as this one is, sadly. There are others. Comment on this and I will give links tomorrow (gonna sleep now)
ilikecheese5353
yeah...
ChickenDick
bruh
Numerion
look to the other reply, I gave the guy a little list
barondonvito
I was afraid to watch it, but curiosity sent the cat to prison.
fenixtorador
But you still had a party!
barondonvito
BRB, someone is at my door with a bunch of guys in guile suits
fenixtorador
It's Halloween again already? They must be here for the party! :D
Nitemaresonwax
sauce and her name? for science...
fenixtorador
Behold, I bring you sauce! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=512iCecmn54
Nitemaresonwax
thanks! ;)