Be like Bob Ross

May 23, 2014 9:58 PM

kyler597

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This is pretty fucking ross.

I have the entire series on a portable hard drive because I like to listen to it to relax.

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The King of ASMR

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid I thought he was weird and ignored him. The older I get I realize he was the zen master I should have listened to.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someday I want to use "I'm going to beat you like I'm Bob Ross and you're a brush I just used to paint some happy little trees" as a threat.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bob Ross is the Tom Bombadil of the internets.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

made a still .jpg version of this (http://imgur.com/dQrdmes) awesome guy

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much better than these short, useless gifs. Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"God I fucking love trees," Bob thinks to himself.

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I love fucking trees. Wait...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bob Ross makes me want to paint.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do it!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! Though I have never painted.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why isn't Bob Ross on Netflix?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I asked... the girl I was chatting with was like "Bob Ross? What's that?"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you smoke monster http://imgur.com/ZiCNLTj

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And suddenly: polar bears

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a important one. "Talent is a pursued intrest. In other words, anything that you're willing to practise, you can do.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just imagine him and Fred Rogers chillin in heaven talking about how woderful everything is.

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Yeah I BET you did that on purpose...pfft

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would be fun to watch.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is like the thousandth Bod Ross post I've seen. WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Bob. Stoopid typos.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We don't make mistakes - we just have happy accidents."

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The only one not a gift.. Happy accident?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said my mom to my dad. She left him 5 months later. He died 6 months after that from alcohol poisoning. WHO'S HAPPY NOW. And, I'm kidding.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow... That just got dark... You ok, buddy?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a great quote, but as a chemistry student i'm not sure my lab partners feel the same way.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that to my finger! (this happened yesterday) http://imgur.com/2mqpbZX ,

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You'll now have a fingerprint that is even more distinctly yours! Congratulations! (see? Happy accident achieved!)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what my parents like to say to me

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Mine too, especially after I did the math and figured out that Mom was a few months pregnant with me when they got married. DOH!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Another reason math makes me sad

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I did the math and learned that I was 2 when my parents got married. And then I did more math and found out my brother was 10

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read, "Trees don't even"

12 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 6

Did you bush? ...no.. um...penis

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They just can't.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

You might be suffering from an acute overdosis of Tumblr. Please consult a doctor and stop self-diagnosing if that is the case.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The have lost the ability to can.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was that "read" or "read"?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Past tense

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, "read" then?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're tree hundred per cent done.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Get out.

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Okay, I'll leaf.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nevermind, you can stay <3

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you just

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't beleaf all these tree puns i'm seeing.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS MAN'S LIFE IS ONE OF THE SMALL NUGGETS OF GOOD FAITH I HAVE IN HUMANITY.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish god was as friendly as he is.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This man has saved me a fortune on therapy. Whenever I'm upset, I just listen to him and feel instantly better.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was completely miserable pretty much all of last year...except the half hour out of the day when Bob Ross was on. It was amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Bob Ross. I LOVE this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA&feature=kp very relaxing

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

The people of imgur never fail to disappoint me, thank you so much for finding this

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There's a mr Rodgers version too

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you very much for this :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I thought of this too! LOVE it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YAY scrolled down just to find this, I love watching it. :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to listen to that multiple times a day to make me feel better when I was down :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang you, only an hour ahead of me. :P

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? one of these days, I'll see a bob ross post first....one of these days...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i love this song so much :D makes me so happy ^^,

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His voice is incredibly soothing.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one and the Mister Rogers one make me so happy.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Charlie Chaplin one is a favourite of mine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8KiS0W85Y

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually I'm a fan of these, but that was just awful.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so happy when melodysheep did this.

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i wish this man were god.

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He's not?

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What if he was. What. If. He. Is.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

then he should get his shit together

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The world needs more people like Bob Ross

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What a gem of a human being

12 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Mister Rogers, Pope Francis, and Bob Ross are my personal gems.

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All gentle souls. We need more people like that in this world.

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Trivia: Bob Ross would often complete an entire season of painting episodes in one or two evenings. Each painting was given/sold for charity

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Trivia: 400000 hours of bob ross the joy of painting. Same 10 tired gifs.

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At least there's this song: http://youtu.be/YLO7tCdBVrA

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true?

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Obviously! It's on the internet! ....but really I have no idea and can only hope

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Super true. He also kind of hated his afro, but realized it was part of an easily marketable image and kept it for that sole purpose.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Did he just change shirts every episode..? That's pretty nifty xD

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another trivia, Bob Ross used to work as a drill sergeant in the military.

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He wasn't a drill sergeant but he was in the military.

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Air Force, I believe. Very tempting for me to make a joke about how he still fits right in with the rest of the Air Force Drill Sergeants.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

do you know what the rest of the world calls "air force gloves?" pockets.

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The citizens in blue

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Correct! But he absolutely hated raising his voice at people. Once he got out, he vowed to never to do so again. And didn't/

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YOU WERENT A MISTAKE, YOU WERE JUST A HAPPY ACCIDENT, MAGGOT

12 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 1

Hahahahahahaahah i died :D Have a upvote! :

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This. This is exactly what I needed this morning. Thank you!!

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I think I might love you! :D :D :D

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Every night I watch an episode of BR because his voice is so soothing it puts me right to sleep...

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

ASMR! seriously when are the tingle freaks of Imgur ever gonna made front page with Gentle Whispering memes n shit !?

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ASMR!!

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I watch it because watching him paint makes me not want to strangle everyone...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've tried that, but I always want to see what he's painting.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If it helps you and you find it calming you should look up other ASMR videos. You might enjoy them.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have a hell of a time falling asleep at night, I will try these ASMR videos. Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you watching it? I wanna be gently rocked to sleep by Bob Ross' voice!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Torrents lol... I also heard he's all over youtube! Good luck!

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Bob Ross was a drill instructor. I can't imagine him yelling at anyone.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Lets just hug it out.

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hug it out with a monkey that has nine inch nails, or a monkey that listens to it...either way, win/win!

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"get down and give me twenty... happy little pushups"

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He is so loving and encouraging. ;_; We'll always miss you, Mr. Ross.

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http://youtu.be/YLO7tCdBVrA

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This is what I was looking for. Amazing!

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I miss him, too. He is such a great teacher for me.

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I did not know this man had died... I think you just broke my heart =/

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Cancer is mean.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

He was the greatest. I used to watch him everyday with my nanny.

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I didn't actually know about him until imgur. He'd passed. Watching all his stuff post mortem is heartbreaking and inspiring simultaneously.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry! >: Yes, a while ago.

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:(

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In 95 apparently... how did I miss that. He just looks so young I wasn't expecting him to drop off so suddenly.

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We want great and nice people to live long and happy :(

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That's the sweetest response to anything here

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Bob Ross convincing Vladimir Putin and the Incredible Hulk to sit down and have a make believe tea party

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wut

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I love that in UK tv series "Peep Show" he's simply referred to as God.

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lol I must have missed that

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It's a subtle throwaway comment in the first couple of series, if i remember correctly. You occasionally see (1)

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Jez watching his show and wondering "what would God do?" (2)

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ALWAYS UPVOTE BOB ROSS. ALWAYS. SAID UPVOTING OF BOB ROSS WARRANTS ALL CAPS.

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I WILL ALWAYS UPVOTE ANYTHING THAT UPVOTES BOB ROSS!! EVEN THINGS THAT AREN'T PEOPLE!

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I CONCUR!!

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Bob Ross wouldn't like it if you ylled, now would he?

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BUT THIS IS HOW HAPPY MY LITTLE ACCIDENTS ARE!!!

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HE ACTUALLY WOULDN'T. AFTER HE LEFT THE AIR FORCE, HE SWORE HE WOULD NEVER RAISE HIS VOICE AGAIN.

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found the cheerleader

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I'm a bitter fucknut, but the day i downvote Bob Ross, there's a pistol in the drawer, i want you to use it on me

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Like a horse with a broken leg, sir.

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I LOVE THIS ENTHUSIASM OF BOB ROSS. GO BOB ROSS! GO ALL CAPS!

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YOU ARE CLEARLY FAKING YOUR ENTHUSIASM OF BOB ROSS SINCE YOU ARE NOT TYPING WITH SHIFT KEY! ALL HAIL THE SHIFT KEY MOVEMENT OF BOB ROSS!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! LOUD NOISES!!

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HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS!

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BOB ROSSSSSSSSSSS

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I AGREE WITH SAID WARRANT. ALL CAPS FOR BOB ROSS. ALL UPVOTES FOR BOB ROSS. THIS CHECKS OUT. I CAN CONFIRM IT. BY THE PAINTSTROKES.

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YOU FILTHY CASUAL! BOB ROSS ONLY DESERVE THE FINEST OF TYPING WITH SHIFT KEY!

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I LOVE ME SOME BOSS ROSS.

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Excuse me sir, but I've had a noise complaint from the next post over. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down

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I LIKE THIS ALL CAPS THING! IT FEELS SO LIBERATING, QUIETLY SITTING BEHIND THE SCREEN, SCREAMING OUT YOUR WORDS IN THE LOUDEST WAY POSSIBLE!

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AND OFC, ALWAYS UPVOTE BOB!

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Extreme wolf!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STOP WITH YOUR FILTHY LIES! BOB ROSS ONLY WARRANTS TYPING WITH SHIFT KEY HELD DOWN.

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IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THIS MAN'S LIFE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

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*Sigh* Yes sir....

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I FUCKING LOVE BOB ROSS!!!!!

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I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU ALL HAVE SEEN THIS YET, BUT IT'S AWESOME http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

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Thank you for that...I'm surprised I hadn't seen it yet.

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My fiancé and I are doing a "wine and paint class" soon. All I'm going to do is say BR quotes

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Like a Ross.

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Paint a mountain! Touch the canvas! Very gently!

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WE WERE ON A BREAK!

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This phrase pleases me, but I don't know how I would use it...

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Nice, calming wisdom = "Ah. Luke is so wise and awesome. Like a Ross."

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