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Jul 2, 2017 1:14 PM

LucyBelle

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Someone see if we can get the president to retweet these.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car. Even the brakes." lol

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Several of these are fake.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I know I recognize at least one of these from National Lampoon magazine circa early 70s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Racist, Innuendo, Unhealthy, Racist, Sexist, Unhealthy, Sexist, Racist, Racist, Sexist, Unhealthy, Racist, Sexist, Racist, Sexist, Sexist1/2

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Racist, Unhealthy, Racist, ...Odd I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Yeah, the last one is just weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why don't your mama wash you..." Jesus H man that's some ducked up shit

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Almost every video on youtube by a foreign doctor, comments say people "don't wash." News flash: a brown body is brown.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually, it's the brown skin that is brown. The rest of the body is usually the same color.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can actually imagine a child saying that one though, unlike most of these

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's the least offensive. And one of the few real ones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soda probably helped kids with the asthma all that smoking gave them.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

But corporations shouldn't be regulated! Regulatory bodies are ruining America!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

How about how people used to be wildly racist and sexist?! We're not like that now at all. (Ahem, meme dump two up and one over on mobile)

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 11

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bullshit. Racism is cops shooting black criminals and sexism is men sitting with their legs open!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Guys...(s)he's being sarcastic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man these are fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 5

Visions of the future: . So dangerous (and pointy) for women.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Showed them getting out of the kitchen even

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well.

9 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whoever thinks that we're in racist and sexist society today has just been shot down.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 54

Go to Africa or the Middle East and say that again.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I live in America, I'm talking about American society when I say our society

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was certainly worse back then, but that doesn't mean that everything's perfect now.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

It's more or less a petty fight for entitlement these days

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 29

or... like not being blamed for being sexually assaulted based on my attire... or maybe other countries where women lack human rights

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Like I said, entitlement. They expect to be able to do anything without there being consequences to their actions. Not saying it's fair,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

You do know there are other countries out there right? even then america isn't as great as you may think, I advise to widen your perspective

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, I'm not oblivious. But as I've said now three times, I was referring to AMERICA in my comment. That is what I chose to speak about,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3. people think we in America are surrounded by racists and sexists, but in reality it's nothing like they make it out to be. I'd work on

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2. not other countries. I'm not a nationalist, you're just confused. I chose to speak about the one - sided movements in America and how

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Speaking as a white straight man...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Haha that's funny, nice bait

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's Nuka Cola?

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 10

well, ya see, is not ril

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The last batch of Nuke Cola was dropped off in Hiroshima.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nuka Cola wasn't produced until 2057.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

With that crazy woman in Girdershade.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sierra Petrovita

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When America was great, right Trump?

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 24

Trump was 20 years old in the 60's wasn't he?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mm the best time to be a white man is the best time for everyone, right?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Well Trump is a textbook narcissist, he thinks of everything as how is this good or bad for me. To him this probably was the best time.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey, to be fair most of us white guys were working dead end jobs and dying of polio at that time.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I guess it was great for rich white men who could afford vaccines then.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not exactly like it's ever been a BAD time to be a rich man. Maybe Russia during the revolution. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And French Royalty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"the good ole days"

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 5

least they were honest back then. Now we say the black man is treated equal though hes not. We say the woman is treated equal but shes not

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

People pretending white privilege doesn't exist is a far cry from pretending brown skin makes you subhuman.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Still better off today labor laws, equal opportunity, hate crime penalties...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

MAGA?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Make America Great Again?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Make America great again!"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If I photoshopped #MAGA onto each of these, I'd get up-votes from both sides of the aisle

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

I feel like we're heading back in to that general direction sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Our problem is it's mostly subconscious (unless it's about Muslims.) I'm NOT a feminazi but racism and sexism still drive our society.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm confident this mindset will eventually die out, but the most progress will happen generationally. In 25-30 yrs America = less racist

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course, just seems like we took a stumble backwards.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let's hope it's just a misstep and we don't tumble down the side of a hill.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If it does, let's make sure we don't forget how to climb :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This might be the alcohol talking, but that was beautiful man

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WOW ... thank goodness they only use sexily clad women selling cars, hamburgers, & stuff now, also w/ diversity types doing same. Sure glad.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

yeah, what drives people hasn't changed..just less overt now in the means necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things" so true...like if someone made that VW ad today, I would hit them with my car

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 10

Yeah, but they'd still smirk at your little "accident" and then light a cool, refreshing Marlboro!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A wee bit excessive for a lady perhaps. Now, back to the kitchen with you, and use your Kenwood Chef, so you bring me food in bed.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

It's a mans world, you need to know this

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

One day, we will keep you in underground caverns and harvest your semen during reproducing season

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Do... do you promise

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh no, Cartman was right! Women will harvest us for our semen and our good jokes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except when you start building those caverns and realize you don't want to do physical labor 80hrs a week, you'll let us back out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You unimaginative man-scum, we would utilize the almighty Mother and use the natural cave systems already in existence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as we have a good Internet connection I'm down.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You will have your internet, but porn sites will be blocked so that you will be most fertile when it is needed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if your VW or compact is hit by an SUV today, u ded. It's a penalty for being too poor to afford a massive vehicle.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I have an old Volvo station wagon. If I get into a crash I'll be dead, but the car will continue chugging along long after I am gone.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But then the SUV flips over and, because it's American and more than 5 years old, they die

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And they're a hell of a lot more expensive than made out to be in that ad. But I don't know what $25 then is worth now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for 1964 - it'd be about $193

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay yeah pretty accurate. Friend needed a new fuel pump for her beetle and it cost her $200+ where one for my Chevy would be less than half

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone driving that Beetle would be dead. Murderous Hitlerwagens, those.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The last one is just funny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

aren't a lot of these fake?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How well does garbage disposal work? Does it cause problems with pipes?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it works extremely well. problems only arise when people put way too much, too fast down the disposal or pouring animal fat that solidifies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only for tiny bits of food on your plate, not a compost bin. Doesn't do well with fibrous things either like banana peels.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 "white nigger" My life is complete

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 6

Mine is not. Where is the jap nigger? nip nigger? indian nigger? There are too many pieces missing!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever been to a trailer park?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Don Draper wrote most of these I bet.

9 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I was going to say, for some reason I now have the urge to watch Mad Men again

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same lately. I miss quality shows like that. Especially since it was in the 50s.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not a racist, but I sure thought some of these were funny. Oh Shit I am a racist. Damnit logic.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Do you have a sense of humor, or do you believe in genetic superiority/inferiority between skin colors. There's a difference.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Show these to anyone who claims things havent improved or people can't change.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 18

Individuals cannot change. Society can though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's nonsense. It's very hard for a person to change, but it still happens all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's still same shit, different day though.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 25

Please tell me you're joking.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I get what he's saying. A cigarette company won't show adolescent desiring a smoke but still wouldn't mind them as custmr. Mor sublimnal now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

If you think the racism and sexism of today is the "same shit" I'm a bit upset with your history teachers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always room for improvement

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

Not disputing that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 899 Dislikes 2

"Watchu talkin'bout Willis?"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

"this motherfucker."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Getting real sick of your shit, Becky"

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This neither trippin.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Neither please.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Titus Andromedon as a baby

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He's the best part of that show

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think he's actually in my top 5 TV characters

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bitch how am I suppose to own good soap when I dont own me.

9 years ago | Likes 492 Dislikes 1

omfg now that was brutally raw

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not really

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Okay that was funny

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This comment deserves its own post

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel bad for upvoting but goddamn you deserve it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you try not being owned?

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

Are we not all slaves, if there is a god that made us can we truly own ourselves? If not, are we not slaves to destiny?, to death?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah, just stop being black! Use Chlorinol!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just stop being a slave!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A racist ad from Canada? But I was led to believe the only thing Canada ever did wrong in history was be too nice, apologize and smile.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

1/2 Yup. Canada also had Japanese internment Camps in WW2, and attempted to deport all japanese-canadians (even natural born citizens) to

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

2/2 post-war Japan, until 1947 when they decide the ones they hadn't deported yet could stay. How nice of them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

But not until after the government had sold all of their possessions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>_> - That's certainly how we like people to see us!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My great-great grandpa got run out of his village Canada for having too much Indian blood!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

India "chakra" or indian "spirit guide"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Racism is still alive and well here, sadly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude, Canadians are assholes. I talk to Canadians all day and they are whiny little bitches. No offense, tho. But do fuck you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Well, it wasn't malicious, and showed indigenous peoples being active members of society. Not that bad, for the time. NOTE THE LAST 3 WORDS.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Read up on the indian residential school. Canada does have some dark shit to be ashamed of.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it does. Dear lord it does. I'm just saying that particular ad wasn't as horrid as it could've been.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad (black dude) said to be careful up that way. That outside of the cities you could run into old school racism.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alberta?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He mentioned near the border but not where. Just said that you would never think it happens up in Canada and to be careful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On-The-Border Canadian here, British Columbia . Can Confirm, there are some despicable people no matter where you go in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for replying. I was hoping that someone from up that way could say one way or the other.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bruh canada has more racist history than the US

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

when you try to convince yourself that your country didn't have a shiddy attitude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Before ads were regulated at all. These are a great peek into history!

9 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 11

Not regulated so much as gotten better at sneak dissing

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Boost Mobile

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the black peoples cell phone plan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marketed to black people, their customer support had a script that starts "Ayo dis boohst"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I will never understand the desire to destroy these images. They're a distasteful reminder of what we've grown out of as a society

9 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 12

Uh I mean, Trump just got elected. This sort of mindset is being encouraged, if anything we're making backwards progress at this point.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I thought we had grown of it too until I learned how many people google for nigger jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

How many?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're a healthy way to examine ourselves and figure out what still needs to be improved, too. +1

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 5

Just like the folks who want to destroy confederate memorials. Leave it there as a reminder of how far we've come

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 14

I'd say the best way to do it would be to move them to state or national museums

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I agree. We are often distraught over lost history, but destroy our own recent history because of our feelings about it.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Flying the stars and bars, however, is not a memorial. It's an endorsement.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Except that's not what they're being used for.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Maybe not for all but some of us think that way. I think it's a travesty what they are doing in trying to erase the history of what happend

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Removing memorials to traitors is not "destroying" history. It's just not celebrating the Confederacy.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

I agree we don't need to destroy them. Take them down, create a museum.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly, this. Move them to a more appropriate venue where they're used to educate, not celebrate.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

not sure how you control either in either location.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ads like these are what I think of when people whine about political correctness.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Most of the first ones are known fakes so I stopped bothering with this.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I love those. I show them to the "it was better before" lovers.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I bet they were regulated but not nearly as much as today. Just think how offensive todays stuff will look to someone 50 years in the future

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lot of ads look pretty offensive to me right now, tbh. Think of all the incompetent dads and purely decorative women.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Are you telling me they're regulated now?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To some degree, yeah. But moreso the market wouldn't bear these today for obvious reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm not convinced that they are real ads.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Several aren't.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They aren't "regulated". Except by angry customers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think regulation would have changed these at the the time.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

"regulation" has no bearing on the basic limiting factor: the magazine's willingness to print the ad.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What in these ads aren't allowed now, besides the cigarettes?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Racism and sexism

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What regulation is there against racism and/or sexism in advertising?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I doubt there is, but today it would be brand suicide to put something potentially offensive out there. See: Pepsi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I'd just assume there were some. Haven't really looked at the advertising law.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Protections on freedom of speech tend to be strong in liberal democracies, especially in the U.S., where even hate speech is protected.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0