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Apr 11, 2014 4:00 PM
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RationalPi
"Are you on the brute squad?""I AM the brute squad."
ElBaster95
It's not his fault, being the biggest and the strongest. He doesn't even exercise.
Capsicle
Everybody MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I could kill you now.
aesl83
I do not envy the headache you will have when you wake.
supermariosunshine
upvote? as you wish.
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
Rip Andre
GiveMeTheTickleStick
i always thought it was skin against skin
RichCorinthian
IIRC the novel (excellent, BTW) has "skill against skill." Andre was a bit of a mush mouth, rest his soul.
MyPornNameisVitaminD
INCONCEIVABLE!
mrkv12
you keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means
Billyberdeen
Good guy Andre the Giant.
GlenL
He's suggesting a +/- 180lbs man face him in hand to hand combat . . . he's kinda stacking the deck in his favour.
Billyberdeen
Would you argue with Andre regardless?
grimoirine
given the circumstances, it was more fair then a surprise boulder attack
Wewantedthefunk
Anybody wanna peanut?!
ZizouZZ10
If there are, we all be dead
NotACanadian
@anybodywannapeanut
skywalker404
If you have a chance, read the book. Fezzik's rhymes weren't just for fun, he used them to cope with fear & anxiety!
CarpetMice
Isn't wanna used for want to?
Wewantedthefunk
He used it as "Want a"
CarpetMice
yeah nvm I according to google it's used for both
tuxisagamer
Its not easy always being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
GlenL
Yes, put down your sword and fight me, a 7' 400lbs man in hand to hand combat . . . you know, so it's fair.
Blendur
It's not his fault, being the biggest and the strongest. He doesn't even exercise.
barrackobarner
Andre the Giant was once recorded to have drank 119 beers. I believe this to be true because I am a dreamer and fuck you.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
119 is almost a whole american keg... that's astonishing.
flautista2013
He also once picked Arnold Schwarzenegger up and put him in his car so as to ensure that HE treated the Terminator to dinner.
Yoshiru
If you do the math 520lbs/4 = 130 lbs and 119/4 ~30 so I would have to drink 30 beers. I believe it.
Yoshiru
to be clearer I canNOT drink that much (never tried, actually) but I totally believe someone my weight could if they had enough practice.
Yoshiru
or someone who's 175lbs drinking ~40 beers.
HylianFox
Why should that make a *slam* DIFFERENCE!?
andburtwhoisacannibal
As you wish.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
He is the brute squad.
ExtrovertedLurker
"I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
DallasKeuchelsBeard
Why he didn't have to miss: http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/z-fezziks.jpg
LemonStarbursts
Exactly what I was about to post! +1
DallasKeuchelsBeard
I was shocked that no one beat me to it :)
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
Wonderful! http://img.pandawhale.com/post-31310-thats-wonderful-gif-Andre-the-54aK.gif
fluger
One of my favorite movies ever.
drpmusic
I could kill you now...
torpedotor
Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand-fighting.
CursesAndMutterings
I met Cary Elwes at Comic-Con. I was dressed as Buttercup. He told me I looked beautiful. Best. Day. Ever.
sweetserenitythefirefly
"Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting"
avenlanzer
It's not my fault. I don't even exorcise.
Inamedmycatafterfood
I read it in his voice.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I love this movie so damn much, and Andre really nailed the role as Fezzik.
CumulusStrife
Fun fact - Andre didn't speak any English and learned his lines by imitating tapes of someone else reading them out loud. Themoreyouknow.jpg
motetote
whats it called again?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
The movie? Princess Bride, 1987.
Somnophobe
He ought to have; it was written with him in mind.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Was Fezzik in the book? I've never had the chance to read it.
Somnophobe
Yeah.. the story is in the preface for the 25th (or possibly 30th) anniversary edition. I completely recommend it...
Somnophobe
...and when you're done, you can give it to someone for their 10th birthday.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Oh, I see. I'll try to read it when I get the chance.
codylishush
The book is better by a factor of FUCKINGKICKASS
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Uh... Maybe, but, the movie is a classic and is also fucking kick ass. :3
luigidude44
@HelloMyNameIsInigoMontoya
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
when that one was taken, I had to make due.
12ducks
how about a battle of wits?
mrkv12
for the girl? ... to the DEATH?? ... I accept :)
Blendur
Then pour the wine.
mrkv12
I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
mrkv12
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
mrkv12
But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MadRae
Found the Australian
ZizouZZ10
Rest well and dream of large women.
pooptallica
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you wake up.
MrBoomstik
AS YOUUUU WIIIISSSSHHHHHH!!!
Murderedbypiratesisgood
If only the book was accurate and it was all real...my username is my second favorite quote
cjmithrandir
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me.
Fourpets
" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
cavemanhadstyle
http://imgur.com/GEO8rwG
DerFoxeh
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a large woman...finally someone will dream of me
TheBOULDER
does anybody want a peanut?
heftybone
thank you. uhh,,, where's my peanut?
OhSheetWaddup
CaptainRedbeardButOnlyTheBeard
DAHH!
RepublicofTexa
No more rhyming, I mean it
spud147
How I wish that was his epitaph.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
Oh have it your way.
Surfwyn
Ahh I love this movie and my username <3
glacierchaser
you are the brute squad.
thechosenone2
You can't make fat girl jokes on here. You'll downvoted to hell if you do that. So they say anyway...
TheDon850
I believe you. I upvoted you.
thechosenone2
I didn't make a fat girl joke people!!!
Vonya
No but you did a different Imgur faux pas: Not realising that the comment was a quote from a much-loved movie
thechosenone2
No no no... I could quote you the entire movie Ever After. Seriously who doesn't know this movie? :)
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grimoirine
OP was quoting the movie
ViceJesus
Oh whoops; my bad. I need to re-watch this!
enzio64
I'll join you! Always worth watching.
pigeonkitty
I was born on the same day that Andre the Giant died. I am his reincarnation. It's a shame I'm a 100lb female, though...
iamireland
Sup girl. I'm age appropriate for you. Get at me.
DelusionalSyko
You're destined for great things.
UsChickens
Andre you are my sexual fetish. I'm prepared to look past your new super hot female body because I love you so much. I'm selfless like that.
jesii
im sure he wouldnt have wanted it any other way
IDontWatchDoctorWho
I was born 2 hours after Wayne Gacey was executed. I really hope i'm not his reincarnation
AcronymChallenged
But can you bodyslam?
wardenda
I didn't know him personally, but from what I've heard of him, I think Andre would have wanted it that way.
RobertBochikJr
It's not a shame imo!
TiberiusAudley
Wouldn't the reincarnation be born approximately 9 months after someone's death?
asaucerfulofsecrets
Woah, weird. Me too. 27/01/93
Ryannihilation
you're the other leg.
iUpvoteTitties
100 pound female huh? hotdogsThrownAtFace.gif
tangybreath
I was going to marvel at how young that means you are... until I realized that you are 21.
Reg06
You made me sad.
livebackwards
Doesn't matter. Work it.
aManWithNoPants
Go on...
YouMightGetIdeas
Would you rather be a 300lbs woman?
Zaroth123
CLOSE ENOUGH
fluger
As long as you can drink like him. http://beermumbo.com/andre-the-giant/
thtlover
so what your saying is your a hot reincarnation of andre the giant
ImForrestForrestGump
prepare your inbox.
LexingtonAluminium
maybe you're the reincarnation of his left leg, and must find the other parts of his body to combine and summon him onto this world again.
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
It'll probably need a whole 'nother person just for the liver.
YourClothesAreRed
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/adventuretime-plots-superfreak.jpg
jasonalighieri
MEGAZORD ASSEMBLEEEE
TheSadCafe
Hahahaha exactly what I thought
Kestrel21
My first thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgv7qJMcTg8
DapperPirate
I'll lend her my dick. If ya know what I mean.
birdiebridget
With our body parts combined... WE ARE ANDRE THE REBORN!
Jaktaz
VOLTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
ANDROTON!
ABunnyNamedMcMuffin
EXODIA, OBLITERATE
MillenniumMack
i.imgur.com/Kl8sDbs.jpg
imadogperson
Probably.
NexiKuro
Does she look like this? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HqJG2RqHL.jpg
notsocrazy24
Exodia? But no one's ever managed to summon him before!
Mesattack0857
I thought the exact same thing
doctorlawyer
yoooo when i was a kid i traded with some kid in my grade for all 5 pieces of exodia. totally ripped that fucker off. really brings me back.
astamurti
I knew a kid who had all 5 pieces, so I stole them and threw them off a boat.
Loonsbury
"A Yu-Gi-Oh!" reference? First time I've ever seen one on imgur.
ThePatchyBeard
Really? I've seen a few in my day. I guess the power of the cards isn't with you.
CoeusDarksoul
Wow, same... which is surprising given the number of MTG and Pokemon references there are!
GaryWasHereAshIsALoser
Did somebody say Pokemon reference?!