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INTERJECTION
i have un-awesome idea
MontgomeryClift
Mainrand*
volkie
Don't mess with Texas, little man.
DustyBozangas
Looks like South Korea will be an island soon.
KyraDarkStar
he might wanna take a look at texas history first...just sayin'...we're kinda batshit crazy if ya piss us off or, you know, all the time.
Adamismyname
Someone should have strapped a bomb onto Rodman when he was there visiting.
CarolMcAlister
yes
PontificalUndulationsOfBlasphemicGesticulation
I'm calling photoshop.
ClarkWGriswold
America, Fuck Yeah!
kamehameahahahaha
so are there two Jung Uns now?
amcj
Jung Deux?
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
If you believe this was accidental you're mistaken.
gandalfv314159
I don't get the bottom 2 pictures
dymnas
Bottom 2 pictures show that the plan paper was placed in the first photo intentionally.
EverybodyWasDoingItIJustWantedToBePopular
Whatcha doing? "I don't know, dictator things..."
ThatsWhatISaidISaidBootyTraps
Pyu-zing!
codhands
and stuff
DanielleCawood
lol
Solanade
I think this is the just the propaganda they're feeding to their own people and not an actual plan................ -_-
marsgoose
Unfortunately propaganda is not very nutritious.
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
bingo, I doubt anything they ever do is real.
Imadefetchhappen
I'm just happy that they arent attacking Canada. Nobody wants to attack Canada.
justpale
Why would you want to attack a bunch of ice and moose?
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
+1 for username
coolstorybabe
If all hell breaks loose I'm hiding in Canada
Imadefetchhappen
come over, we'll bbq some beavers
TheJealousCactus
It's just a ruse to distract the military while he steals all the cake
Amaunator
I like pie more than cake, so, I guess that's ok.
marsgoose
It won't be funny when they raid the Hershey factory.
nofuxgiven
He's got a tight fade, I'll give him that
rozz
HaHaha I was constipated before I read this comment
tullojs
Probably done on purpose. Just sayin', guys.
polevaultingpancake
That's a bingo!
crazyshark
You'd be surprised
Tallise
S'what I was thinkin', they love that sort of super cool propaganda stuffs. I bet he even got the latest spy gadgets Americans don't have!
TheBadDad
Yep. This guy is as sharp as a bowling ball.
TheBadDad
By "this guy", I mean Kim Jung, not you. :)
slightlylucid
Yes but it got me thinking. I live in the 'middle' of California. Normally I only worry about LA or SF getting targeted. Imagine if you
slightlylucid
live in New York or Washington. All it takes is an order to be given and you're gone. This guy is trigger happy.
herpderpthecat
I wouldn't worry. The chances of them building something capable of actually flying over the Pacific is lower than you winning the lottery.
slightlylucid
It's not just them though. Technology is being developed everyday. I'm 19 and relatively healthy. I could live to be a hundred...
slightlylucid
I think it's very possible that the technology required will have been built before I die and more probable, used.
imissmycupcake
빅 군 미 본토 타격 계획, literally translates to "big strike planned military U.S. mainland"
lazyjag
** 전략군 미 본토 타격 계획
McTrick
That's it, I'm moving to North Dakota.
amdoo
whhy ... ?
McTrick
There's no line going anywhere near there.
TheHardestArtery
North Dakota's a good time! You'll get rich!
StinkFist893
I'll go with you! WOLVERINES!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I think you're thinking Michigan...
MiaElla
... do you both mean either Colorado for the original or Washington for the remake?
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
...I was thinking college sports
StinkFist893
I was thinking lets fuck those commie pinko bastards up!
ReductioAdHitlerum
Ha! He uses a mac. That's classic.
lifeg33k
no, that's iMac. This is classic: http://apple-history.com/images/models/classic_II.jpg
ReductioAdHitlerum
Hahaha! Good point!
AcadianBacon
You'll notice that in the pictures that show him in another angle the Mac isn't there. :3
ReductioAdHitlerum
iMac (invisible Mac)
7upchuck
Actually, it clearly is; you can see the power cord from the back of it in the first picture.
guzzball
HEY LOOK AT US! WE'RE GOING TO BOMB YOU, GIVE US ATTENTION!!
atarh001
*rook at us
theneworigional
and more food aid!
TacoMcNacho
We're thuper thereal this time guys!
pupsyluv
guyth! +1
eggmuffin
Meh. Every nation has laid plans to invade every other nation. Just in case. I sure Norway has a plan to invade Mexico, somewhere.
whiteshadowsandblackshines
Jaja... wait ¿Qué?
GingerComingToGetYouInTheNight
We're super cereal!
The2020ElectionWasStolen
B rude not 2
MistakenGenetials
What you did there. I see it.
Elroydb
Pretty sure this is propaganda for Best Korea. I hear they're also planning to unfriend South Korea on Facebook
aqueueforyou
lol
ishouldprobablybedoingsomethingmoreproductive
This is how I imagine North Korea: http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2076647/82950289.gif
wifeaggro
downvoted simply for ebaums. ebaums is like the pre 2k 9gag
ishouldprobablybedoingsomethingmoreproductive
I respectfully accept your -1. Lost the original gif I had and this was the best google could provide. I was just hoping nobody would notice
wifeaggro
and now I feel bad
WhoIsTheDodie
Nice. I love the clapping.
randomandon
id think they would be smart about it and hit fort hood not Austin but this is n. korea we're talkin about.
randomandon
id think they would be smart about it and hit fort hood not Austin but this is n. korea we're talkin about.
theh8ed
I take these guys about as seriously as I take the WBC.
twfeline
Or Fox News.
Keep6
agreed but pre much no one knows what they are actually doing behind closed doors, its hard to assume they dont have what they claim to have
UserOfNames
I just wish we had a giant fucking moon laser to just zap Kim Jong Un and watch the masses of people scurry about.
CadillacJack
I pray that you never regret those words.
Shanesgp
"North Korea is the nation state equivalent of the short bus."-Archer
Lisb3th
I'd rather not have my family, or anyone in Seoul for that matter, lose their lives because the rest of the world shared the same view. 2/2
sigfodr
Pretty much
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
"There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent." - Lao Tzu
ExtremophileElite
HAAAAAA
endfreq
Or the WWF. OH YEAH
king1823
to get you to look at the cords so you can compare both pictures
Kirkwardo
It is spelled WNBA
hyperspeed333
As a woman I was offended at first but after careful reflection I have to admit you are right.
mikage
what about WBC with nukes? ;)
theh8ed
They wouldn't be smart enough to use them...
BubberFantasyonline
ikr, look at their "war room" you don't see electronics (i.e. a projector or a computer). I've seen WWII sets looking more high tech.
ThatOneGuyThatSaysThatOneThing
We got to the moon on less, and it takes much less tech to invade a country.
PaulVolcker
Dey got dat apple computer dough
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
I wouldn't mind an office like his.
ManOnTheKnoll
Well they both also need to discontinue existing.
Lisb3th
With family in Korea, I don't share the same view. While I think they're full of shit most of the time, you can't discount them fully. 1/2
theh8ed
Calm down now. This site is for joking not for serious geopolitics. Clearly, all war is fraught with suffering and death.
Lisb3th
I am quite calm indeed. You are correct. This site can be absolutely anything we want- jokes, serious feels,cats, boobs, and more.
gratuitoustransfer
ohhhhh Westboro Baptist Church.....I also thought baseball
PaulVolcker
Its pretty hilarious how little respect the world gives North Korea.
FarmFresh
Seriously tho. Nuclear power with one of the largest standing armies in the world. Not to mention over 60,000 Special Forces. Laugh Now.
youreasmellypiratehooker
What good are 60,000 famished soldiers?
FarmFresh
Its more like 3 million famished soldiers, and imagine if they were told they could take all the food they want after being released into SK
HandOverTheScrilla
Largest, not best. And we have better soldiers, among the best Special Forces in the world, and Nuclear power, as well as allies.
FarmFresh
But that doesnt mean we will be unscathed. TBH it would end in countless casualties and economic ruin. South Korea is one of the worlds 1/2
FarmFresh
most densely populated areas, and conducts the majority of trade and commerce throughout SE Asia.
PaulVolcker
An entire fleet of ships on its front lawn and 10+ other nations ready to fuck it up when it moves. Laughing.
Fapocalypse
North Corea would wiping themselves off the map if they attack the USA... They'll do shit.
TimePressure
/IF/ they have missiles with nuclear warheads, war is not an option. It's as easy as that. One that gets through is too devastating.
TimePressure
...which is why the nuke is the most effective defensive weapon ever.
StinkFist893
"I am not a smart dictator."
DuneMafia
"Dear penfriend, the meanies here won't let me have cake. Send cake." - Kim Jong-un.
general3035
"but I AM a dictator"
TotallyNOTaGerman
but I know what love is Jenny
SlayersofDiablo
but I know what cake is.
StinkFist893
SlayersofDiablo
dont know why someone downvoted you, i enjoyed that gif
IAlreadyReachedImguriteSoIDontCareAboutMyPointsAnymore
28 years old, what choices could he possibly make that are in any way intelligent? He grew up a spoiled brat
Amaunator
The men behind him make all the 'real' decisions -- my thoughts
IAlreadyReachedImguriteSoIDontCareAboutMyPointsAnymore
He still has the power to override their decisions if he really wants to
Amaunator
I suppose. Though I like to think his private council has little faith in hereditary dictatorship. Those people have access to outside.
DoctorWhoDat
Washington, Hawaii, and Austin, TX were announced as the main targets. I live in Austin, and I'm kinda asking myself "what'd we do?"
netabuse
You're "Weird", and you KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD. So clearly, you must die! kekekekeke!
D3borian
I know they can't reach NY, but I though we would at least be above Austin on the "To Destroy List."
Amaunator
Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth.
ImSoHungryICouldEatACoupleTacosOrABurgerOrSomethingIdk
As a guy that lives in Denton, it's because we're Texas. It's like trying to knock out the biggest guy in the group first... Good luck LOL
IWannaBeTheVeryBestLikeNoOneEverWas
Or perhaps it is that Texas is kinda like the foreign idea of America. The state to represent the States.
KerriNoir
Just run to Taco Bueno if anything bad happens. And know that I miss Denton.
sgbear
Rubber gloves still have any good shows? Met my husband there:)
ImSoHungryICouldEatACoupleTacosOrABurgerOrSomethingIdk
I have actually never heard of that place... Was it on the square? Fry St?
sgbear
Its a dive bar...by the corn kit factory. Look em up. You wont regret it. Denton bands, smokey bar, cheap beers. Good memories
Ricotta
Texan here. I called in a favor with Mr. Kim and he agreed to remove the liberal shit stain from Texas for us.
Ricotta
Downvote it all you want. Everyone else in Texas agrees.
iregretthisdecisionimmediately
please stop making us look bad..
Ricotta
Says the rest of the state to Austin.
nuhuh
Relax--if those are, in fact, what they're aiming for, they're the safest out of the entire contingent fifty.
dannythemad
Hope you aren't allergic to NERF.
SamsRose
this made me lol
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
as some one living near WPAFB I feel sad that we were not targeted.
BunToaster
You forgot Alaska.
wakeonuptimshel
I live near DC and am headed to Hawaii for two weeks... oh well.
thepantslessman
fuck yea Austin! I think we're just too damn awesome so they must eliminate us
fumble
As a Texan, I'm pretty sure the world would not be sad if we were obliterated. :(
Voojagig
As a person I'd be pretty sad if you guys were obliterated. But not because you are Texans, because you are also people.
dodfireman
As a Texan stationed in Japan, I would be very sad. :-)
RIPDobby
most likely san antonio,tx which hosts HQ AFPC, HQ AFCYBER, HQ AETC and a slew of Air Force intel squadrons that have been watching him.
rivin2e
yall are weird! -Houston
fort12
There is no excuse for SxSW.
fort12
There is no excuse for SxSW.
wheniwasayoungwarthog2
Looks too much in the center of TX to be Austin. I'm in Dallas and I think Dallas is more of a target.
randomandon
i'd think its aimed at fort hood. that would be the smart target. this is n. korea launching them though...
sesna87
I was thinking Texas? Why Texas?
randomandon
i think its aimed at fort hood. at least that would be more strategic than austin.
Amaunator
I hear Texans have lots of guns? Use guns. Also, use the heat to your advantage.
IckyLilBickyJahJahandWill
Looks like we're safe here in Florida.......except for the fact that we live in Florida
bennynormal
As a Floridian, we know the rest of the country is better.
TheLittleBear
Then leave if you think the rest of the country is soooo much better.
IckyLilBickyJahJahandWill
You're annoying, you leave. And that comment is in reference to the infamous twitter account https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
TheLittleBear
Yeah because people only do stupid shit in FL...
IckyLilBickyJahJahandWill
Clicked on your profile.....professional troller. Your emotionally absent mother would be offended by the lack of soup kitchen.
TheLittleBear
You shut your whore mouth! Dorthy Mantooth is a saint!
INTERJECTION
what was the purpose of circling the computer?
MrXandHisNewHat
Apple is an American company? That's all I got.
iamnotironman
Because the ethernet cable is unplugged?
MyUsernameIsntThatLongIfYouThinkAboutIt
he's against imperialism, and he's using a mac
tardis63
Because it wouldn't be right if Kim Jong-Un didn't have food in a picture. He's clearly about to eat that Apple.
randocommand
it's just a hoolahoop.
dentd
You know, for kids...
taptaptapbanana
http://static.hudo.com/images/posters/4202/image.jpg
FirstDraftFinalDraft
ACTUALLY It's circled because it's from a different post where the top picture was a paragraph from the iTunes license agreement... (1/2)
FirstDraftFinalDraft
(2/2) that said iTunes and Apple software may not be used in the development or deployment of weapons of mass destruction.
rambosmurf
Obviously Apple is in on there evil plan...or he could just use it to play WOW.
PirateFroglet
To show they use mac?
stoptherage
Hate america, use american products
KnotsInMyRope
Pointing out that the stack of materials behind the computer matches up with the stack on the left side of the 1st pic?
thisuserisunknown
to tell everyone they're badass smugglers.
IRONWOOKIE
Becaz eets shuupa duupa shekwative! 명예를 위해!
MiniChiken
point of reference to show it's the same picture.
OrangeCarrot
To show that China is supplying them with equipment
pinklebaboon
Probably a fake from a fake Apple store
anotherpaperbackwriter
this entire thread is hysterical. thanks guys.
Dizzard
He didn't circle it, that's what it looked like in real life. I hear floating red circles is a problem in North Korea.
HowIMetYourFairyGodmother
The irony in North Korea, the king of admonishing Capitalism and American Imperialism using an Apple, a leading American business, product.
ZissouTenenbaum
Thanks for being the ONLY person to understand this correctly... You restored my faith in humanity!
SaintJoe
To show how we got the picture in the first place. Hacked his computer and took a picture with his webcam
Shanesgp
So we know they have macs duh,,,
myrrlyn
If you look at the bottom image, it appears that OP circled it to show the computer is photoshopped in. He can tell because pixels.
Trecares
Pretty sure there's import restrictions on advanced technology like that...
shotzie
What's the purpose of the white box?
alsobrante
to show technological superiority?
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
so you work for the DPRK then?
Vantia
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah good one.
INTERJECTION
DAYUM! you made your first comment in months to reply to me!
icangetyouatoebythreeoclockthisafternoonwithnailpolish
To show that he actually has a computer? Fuck knows
TubbzMcgee
To show they use apple maps so there's no reason to worry.
SteveD3
Oh shit... someone needs to warn Australia....
pyrobob4
Congrats on your award for a reply getting more upvotes than the original comment. Thats one to be proud of.
zerocreativity
Epic!
WeedlordBonerLover69
this joke was honestly not funny like 6 months ago, and yet you go on, such strength.
SomebodyElseGotThis
Is this a troll account? Just look at that username...
baronridiculous
Found the Apple user.
Rytho
This. This is awesome. +1
omgsus
There is no desktop version of Apple Maps. But keep up the bravery, soldier!
omgsus
And to add to it, if you pull an apple maps location on the desktop, it redirects to Google maps. so.....
omgsus
for example: http://maps.apple.com/?lsp=9902&sll=40.706360,-74.003858&q=89
Lambpasty
"What? We nuked Antarctica? No way, it shows it right here the USA is at the south pole."
Batkhaan
You won
LeviFunk
As a Wisconsinite, this worries me.
pilgrimpeasant
because apple maps is so bad, they will miss and hit us up here?
LeviFunk
yes
GneissGeologist
macs in general*
baronridiculous
They are going to launch missiles AS SOON AS DAVE GETS BACK FROM THE MALL WITH THE RIGHT CABLE.
machonmr
glorious
ShitWhatDoIDoNow
Apple Maps. ;-)
pinklebaboon
But... there's no desktop Apple Maps
OhOkay
It shows how that picture lines up with the first (check the pile of cables)
BarryBFoldinFan
I don't see that the pictures line up at all...
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
The bottom one is like a panorama shot. See the curvy metal bars under the map? They are in the computer shot as well as the one wit the map
BarryBFoldinFan
Ok, I see that. But I don't really see the significance of that connection. Also could be two different banisters shaped the same way.
brianingram
I can haz tecknolojee
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
So that Kim-Jong-Un can touch himself at night.
fartsyartsy
Because it was an iMac made in CA, which is ironic since he's using a peice of american technology to plan an attack on america.
Razel
Because that means he probably has iTunes. Developing nukes with iTunes is a violation of the EULA. True story.
thelittlerascal
its and apple, and north-korea considers itself as anit-imperialistic and anti -capitalisrtic, i guess? ;)
dbread
well NK tries to be "self sufficient" and not import goods. That Mac was imported, as well as a bunch of other things I bet.
MikeSilver
Hey User INTERJECTION why are you in this gallery? You usually haunt user submitted. You're cheating on us
larperdoodle
What if I told you, that people who browse user submitted, get to comment on photos BEFORE they are on the front page?
INTERJECTION
http://i.imgur.com/UqNE0UJ
MikeSilver
larperdoodle
Notice both the picture, and the comment were posted 8 hours ago, at the time of my writing this.
theansweris3
I've heard it's called Operation Super Extra Sneaky Secret Attack
StephenBrown
With pie and cake
SpaceForGold
Operation able archer ‘22
Zodiak69
O.S.E.S.S.A ! It's like Odessa, but with "s"... You know
jmeyers1983
Operation Remote Explosions Overseas. If it's successful, they may implement double-stuff.
maggiethecat
CIslands
Those are actually all the bakeries he wants to hit....and yes, it's another fat joke.
hotassbeatclap
operation Super XXX-Sneaky Secret Cake Attack. i guess the koreans really want our cake.
hotassbeatclap
still though not enough dragons.....
nixanadoo
You spelled "cake" wrong.
ChewableJim
*cough, cough* Uh, I mean, Operation Totally Not Planning To Bomb Anyone. Yeah, that's it.
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
When Kim Jong Il was born in the winter, everything around suddenly blossomed and spring started 3 months early. All praise him. ryone. Nao.
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
That's one of the things that Kim Jong Il claims. He also invented the Hamburger. (According to him.) Praise him. http://goo.gl/hBpgH
JescoWhite
wut
stevetacular
That's the kind of thing you see posted by those few that the government allows on the internet
RougemageNick
yeah i heard piratebay belongs to the nk gov
JescoWhite
yeah. Check out the "Inside North Korea" documentary on Netflix, it shows the people talking and acting the same way. sad stuff.
machonmr
wat
pisscrash
"super extra bonus strike"
sharK11
Operation Super Extra Sneaky Secret Attack American Rocket Bald Eagle Freedom Lightning
talkshowonmute26
OSESSAARBEF? No, that's something COMPLETELY different..
WhyDoIOnlyWantIceCreamWhenImCold
Well of course, the Lightning makes the difference!
sharK11
Haha yeah he forgot about the L!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Hawaii isn't even part of the mainland
fvlplyr
Close enough
HoochPanderSnatch
They threatened the mainland and strategic bases:)
EPCOT
I think he mostly means "not Guam because most Americans don't know that's them"
tigger2012
Someone should remind him what happened the last time an Asian country bombed Pearl Harbor...
tigger2012
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." - attributed to Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto
Nixie27
Pearl Harbor was attacked in WWII by the Japanese?
kingcarter
Yes
dbread
but that was then, we don't even position our ships like that anymore lol. I guess they believe we do
010001100010000001010101
mainland=contiguous landmass, not strategic importance. TMYK :)
Nixie27
I know what mainland means. I was trying to say that Hawaii has been attacked before and it's not part of the mainland.
010001100010000001010101
Oh. Sorry, I thought the original comment was referring to the "US Mainland Strike Plan"
pinklebaboon
But the image says "US Mainland Strike Plan." He was only pointing out a little error in the image