The elder scrolls VI: Elsweyr (maybe)

Aug 6, 2015 4:11 PM

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I just wanted to know your favorite play styles for Skyrim (A popular video game)

Fus! Ro! Downvote! Just kidding.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I wonder how long until someone makes the lootsack a mod

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No matter how many times i read these, i always read them again. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always play TES games as a spellsword- one or two spell schools, plus short blades and light armor.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I have seen so many sob stories on this site and grown unaffected by them but I always feel bad for the nerd dragon

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damnit! me too...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mage with boss bow skills and sneaking capabilities(also one handed skills)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually progress story quests. Get bored. Kill everyone. Load save point. Repeat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you I was a little confused

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Redguard, Heavy Armor, Sword & Shield, Smithing and Aela as my follower. I call us "White Lightning and Chocolate Thunder"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've played hundreds of hours (literally) and still not gotten anywhere near beating the actual storyline. Too many shiny things.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also I've got a million different characters. But my "main" character is a Nord rogue type thing using light armor, bows, and stabby things.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*moving plates around at the tavern* is that the part where you go through the door with the plate to get the hidden chests?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So huh anyone alse playing the Skyrim theme in their head while reading these? No? Just me? Ok...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All I got was Cicero doing his little dance on me brain.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the dragon one always gives me feels.

11 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 2

Every time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

poor dragon :(

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know! I feel so bad for him D:

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

As a linguistics nerd I feel that dragon so hard

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You are weak, mortal!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of them have dragons..

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

think it's about the one where the dragon is called a nerd.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I once made a pacifist illusionist to see if I could get through the game without ever harming anyone myself

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it annoy anyone else that Dovahkiin is usually shown with the iron helmet? Like, I've never had to use that for more than 20 minutes...

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Lol. I hated that thing. Hoods 4 life man.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I always do hoods with the best metal armor i can find

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Dovahkiin in the trailers always wore it, and it IS pretty distinctive.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Lets see.. Light armor, one-handed sometimes with shield sometimes dualwield, and sneak, and bow, with smithing and enchanting

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

VI is suppose to be black marsh, from what i've heard

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just hope whatever it is comes out soon and is as good / better than skyrim

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sneak, bow, and restoration. I disappear in thin air and tack you to a wall with a daedric arrow like a tag sale sign

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A popular video game"

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I did that cause of an article I read a while back that said "Skyrim (A popular video game)" and couldn't resist

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honor my lord by destroying you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so sad that I have never played any of the skyrims

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Do not. I repeat. Do. Not. Waste any of your time on Elder Scrolls online. Skyrim? Masterpiece. ESO? Shitgarbage Poopblade (Legendary).

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why? I'm hoping to get it soon, what's it like

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you touched it since beta? I used to think the same but I swear it got a lot better.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still an mmo.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Interesting. I played the beta (terrible) and just after release (not much better). It has improved, then?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite a bit. Enjoying my play through so far and the crafting system is amazing. Love racial styles.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love this

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just because I have chests so full it lags storing stuff in them doesn't make me a hoarder.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No, but maybe you don't need to have all that ale and cheese?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We need #7 as a mod.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seeing Lydia always makes me giggle. The "Dragon Nerd" one too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Full version of the last comic:

11 years ago | Likes 1018 Dislikes 1

Skyrim horses are fucking heroes They completely ruined video game horses for me Roach from Witcher 3 is a worthless piece of shit

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

i know exactly how you feel.. fucking roach

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I killed one with a bug once. It was horrible, I had stolen it and then we bumped into a cart and went flying into the air. +1000 bounty

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Especially Shadowmere, he could probably jump off the Throat of the World and live.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

He does.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah, he'd die, then come back to life a week later

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I killed Shadowmere once. S/He shall be missed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DEATH CANNOT DIE

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go check the pool where you originally met. Shadowmere respawns there after like a week in game.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shadow "mere" she.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Female in Oblivion, but referred to in-game as a male in Skyrim.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I've lost Shadowmere too many times to count

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So just summon him

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, can you really say your shouts if you use Kinect?

11 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 5

Only in theory haha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There is also a mod for it using your mic on PC called thuumic: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/5626/?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I have a mod so there's no recharge time and shoutin woltnacest repeatedly is great to get round...although my mum thought I was possesed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

there is a mod for PC just use your mic

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Kinect has made me shout at it every time I've used one ಠ_ಠ

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Supposedly ... never worked for me when I turned it on. I was so excited too! And then so sad

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. You can also yell things at the psychopaths in Dead Rising 3 to taunt them. It's fun.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

You can say your shouts without it, if you really believe.

11 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 0

There's a mod for that http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/28448/?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slap a minion on that and throw it at facebook cause thats inspirational shit right there

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Side note: why are minions all over Facebook inspirational quotes now?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A mix of aggressive marketing and middle-aged women.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Waking up your parent/roommate/baby in best possible way.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Skyrim is Better With Kinect.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

For real? Or are you just joking?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Kinect, for xbox gamers

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh wow that's pretty cool actually!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's just for voice though... why not just use a mic and have it be an optional input on pc, or any system for that matter

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's best with drums though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skyrim is better with mods.... :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PC Mustard Race

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I personally prefer the Heavy armor, War axe, and magika combination with tons of speech and smithing skills

11 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

enchanted 100, makes the game easy and boring but I can't resist level it up

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I went full mage + max sneak. I would assassinate brotherhood targets with a double fireball snipe =D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im fond of the ol' sword and board combo meself. I can go both ways on heavy or light armor.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't paste on mobile. Instead, look up "The Shadow By Moonlight Tamriel Vault" and click the one by Sub Zero. That's my character.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play max destruction/conjuration. Dual-casting icestorm spam isnt fair :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Current playthrough I have Smithing, enchanting, and alchemy up to 100 and I can't go outside alone.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Light armor, two handed, high smithing, no magic unless I find an already-enchanted item. Full on barbarian.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mix it up, depending on what I'm fighting- usually sneak and use bow/arrow, then use warhammer- if really tough, summon backup (1)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and use fire/healing from distance (2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sword in one hand, healing spell in the other. Call 'em Love 'n' Hate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm fond of heavy armor and magika myself, mainly because young me would have killed to be a mage. So...wish fulfillment?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually go with a "hunter" type class, lead with archery and sneak, then a sword and spells for combat. So, a little bit of everything.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heavy armoured necromancer. 1H weapons and block 100. Use the rutual stone to make undead armies of dragur deathlords.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dual wield war axes or daggers and heavy armor khajiit. I do what I want. ESO is daggers and medium armor cat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much the same with my current playthrough. war axes, block, smithing, speech, and heavy armour.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first time was heavy, shield + 1H weapon and healing, but also bow and stealth with heavy forging and enchanting, but (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That got very easy, even in Master difficulty. So my second character was light armor with 2H weapons and magic

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you do is mod to add difficulty. I put HUGE DR on dragons so a good dragon fight tanks 1 1/2 hours. Random spawns at 85 and down

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you do is mod to add difficulty. I put HUGE DR on dragons so a good dragon fight tanks 1 1/2 hours. Random spawns at 85 and down

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heavy Armor, Mace, and Bow - Orc or Argonian for me. I like shouting people off high cliffs best.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heavy Armor. No weapons. No Magic. Only Fists.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've really enjoyed dual-wielding one handed swords with light armor. No block, but you faceroll most mobs. Really fun.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All about the arrows. Made an ebony bow of extreme shock, named it Black Dynomite.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alchemy based assassin. Redguard, because I am rooting for the next Elder Scrolls to take us to the sands.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently RPing a dunmer refugee that's built as a light armored, blocking skirmisher

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heavy armour, sword and a healing spell. Subtlety is not my strong point.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Breton with heavy armor, sword/shield. Smith ing and alteration skills as well. Armor and magic resist are so high nothing can damage you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except falling more than 10 feet is damn near a death sentence, like motherfucking ALWAYS, NO MATTER HOW YOU PLAY.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Light armor assassin with a bow and dual swords for when I can't be sneaky.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Max the crafting skills before anything else, then go swordmage. Give lydia some OP gear if I feel like it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always play a heavy armored magic tank. Crash right into you a shoot a fireball point blank. Crack those lines

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

warmage: always my choice, always working, no weaknesses! :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play an illusionist-necromancer. Sneak (needs 100) around and cast rage on enemies so they fight eachother, then raise the ones who die.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Khajiit ranger/rogue with a bit of fury magic because making people kill each other is less work and more fun to watch.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Similar to my build but I get necromancy spells and revive the ones who die to kill the rest. Very fun watching them fight it out.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once made a bear kill her cubs. I felt kinda bad about it but it saved me the trouble.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wooo same here. Here's my character in Whiterun. Tbh, my heavy armor doesn't protect much...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If we're sharing characters.. Here's Hanah http://imgur.com/3xH07iB Heavy, One-handed, Restoration, that kinda deal..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently leveled up a rogue...then realized I hate rogues...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer a rogue, focusing on light armor, sneak, and one-handed, with just enough Illusion to get Silent Casting, enough enchanting for ->

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

->double enchantments, and enough blacksmithing to enhance magical weapons and armor and for Dragon smithing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get a shitload of magic mods, that add spells, and play a mage generally. Usally get a magic wielding companion because fuck muggles

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

1st: Sneaky sneaky bow Kitty (Light armour, bow + Dagger)

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Damn, 1st and 2nd you had exactly what I had!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and nightingale armor is the coolest in the game.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aesthetically it's the best, but in terms of enchantments I prefer the Ancient Shrouded Armour.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant aethetically. Terms of enchantments, i craft my own. None of the sets seemed to be just the right fit for me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2nd: Heavy armour, Two handed weapon (mainly Wuuthrad) Orc... I rarely ever use magic builds (not my style)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Orc should never have there hands on the weapon of the 500!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But it's just so exhilarating... The rush of decapitating a Thalmor with the legendary Wuuthrad, there's nothing better.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a ninja assassin yo. Get 100 stealth every time, kill my enemies from the shadows.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Yeah 100 stealth with just enough Conjuration to use bound bow. Shit wrecks if you use the soul trap perk as well

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean face them, sneak, run into them, and they still don't know where you are?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I should start playing this game again for a couple weeks then grow bored and let the cycle repeat itself in a year or so.

11 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 2

Just built a sweet new rig, can't wait to boot up skyrim at non-potato quality

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not the only one...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cycle includes Morrowind and Oblivion, I'm 150 hours into Oblivion right now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Start training your endurance, fallout 4 is out in 3 months.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Man, 3 months sounds a lot shorter than November. I must begin a countdown.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is crazy how close it is. I can almost taste it. Tastes like the end of my social life and a hindrance to all my work.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband and I are planning a vacation around its release so we can stay home for a week and play it. Much excite.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm currently mid way through that cycle

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same.. For the 7023745'th time. May I reccomend trying out only using your fists?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or start modding and losing all sense of humanity.

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

Mod it until your soul crashes.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did. But then I found a mod that gives mudcrabs top hats and monocles and that's where I draw the fucking line.

11 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

I had that mod. I also had one that made mudcrabs curse and a mod shout that turns eberyone around you into wheels of cheese.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I was browsing mods and came across that one, remembered the post and started laughing my ass off.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is turning out to be a REALLY long battle

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you can turn all dragons into Thomas the engine, and make them go 'toot toot' whenever they breath fire.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lets get outta here Masterchief.

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Please link me to that video

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got this for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else find it amusing when people think that "start modding" gets interpreted as install other people's mods rather than make em?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I play as a child and all the dragons are Thomas the Tank Engine.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0