SixPathsOfPain
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SixPathsOfPain
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JBum
She's dating Rex Kwondo, way before Starla came into the picture
DarthAwesome1138
http://img.pandawhale.com/82965-no-man-SHIT-no-man-gif-Office-XoJ5.gif
bjac5000
My bro married a black lady. After my grampy first meet her he did the "did any of you notice she was black?"
BigBuckeyeDaddy
You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
billiebitkiller
As someone who married into a much more well off family, I can tell you that there's something about money that makes you way less blunt.
flounderflound
Ah, another Diedrich Bader cameo. He pops up everywhere. He was even in an episode of Star Trek:TNG. I about lost my shit.
Mogmai
My aunt married a man from Ghana, and has five kids. They are a huge black family and I'm as white as white can be. When they have (1/?)
Mogmai
parties with all their "relatives" (apparently anyone who is from Ghana too is family), this happens. Each time. I smile and nod. (2/2)
MarshawnLynch
RIP Uncle Phil
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
I always hated it when sitcoms tried to deal with "real issues". It was always the same formula every other sitcom used and seemed trite.
defchimi
https://forum-s3.pinside.com/201303/712298/80115.jpg
teabag911
I reckon you'd get your ass kicked for sayin somethin like that
Caraballer
Rex Kwon Do!
Brandon92
MeanBlack
What the fuck ?
FrigginCornflakes
JuanLeonardo
Did somebody really just comment that we are SUPPOSED to intermix? Most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. You can CHOOSE to intermix.
Wish2be
Not supposed to, but it is quite inevitable
FrigginCornflakes
Why don't you just reply to him directly? the comment's still there
iDreamInGifs
Yo, where are all the black sitcoms anyway? Fresh Prince, Martin, Jamie Foxx, Wayans Bros. They all left, but where are the replacements?
poopingatwork
go to BET
iamdefinatelyprocrstinating1
um...on BET
misseskitties
Everybody hates Chris comes on NickatNight
RyoukoSama
I found some delicious sauce: http://youtu.be/DAk7tHMp8Yw
bonnu
your work was appreciated sir, +1
RyoukoSama
+1 for your gracious response
CarolinHR
is white a proper noun now?
ExperiencingASignificantGravitasShortfall
Sure, Frank White, of the Bel Air Whites.
Chrisgopher
White Snake, White Lion, Great White...
MeanMrMustard
European American is the preferred term really.
UnpopularOpinions
Dammit, Smith. Bring this show back now!
dentd
NO! He would have Jaden as the primary character -this must not be!
VulpineEmpress
Not without James Avery. RIP.
UnpopularOpinions
We have the technology. We can CGI him in.
VulpineEmpress
Have you no respect for the dead? http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070703222459/simpsons/images/7/74/2f32.jpg
UnpopularOpinions
It is out of respect that I would use cold, emotionless computer code to recreate him.
nystagmus27
Hey respect for the dead didn't stop people from turning Tupac into a hologram for their amusement...
mayugebeam
Exactly let that be an invaluable lesson.
VulpineEmpress
Which was originally the Simpsons reference I was looking for, but this had to do.
UmmIsThisThingOn
The one with Will's dad is one of the best episodes of any show ever.
everythingdoessuck
word!
Friendlyfanatic
"how come he don't want me man?" - One of his best performances aswell, along with the one where he accidently drugs Carlton.
Dumfuc
I still cry like a little bitch everytime.
MulattoLatte
Haha [Nelson voice]
missedthebus
I just shed a little tear at the thought of it!
Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Aren't we supposed to be intermixing here in America? I'm a mutt (half Asian and half European mix) and an damn proud of it
JJ717
Melting pot up in here!
FrigginCornflakes
We're not "supposed to" one thing or the other. What is important is that we have the choice availible to us, and are unrestricted by others
MyBeardSmellsLikeYourGirlFriend
As a tall, white male I noticed it immediately.
SexGazebo
I mean I know, right? Why beat around the bush.... The guy looks really tall.
TooSoonJr
KOURKE
oh lawdy
wlgjr
LOL - well played.
robotbob123
http://imgur.com/aL22Cdz
BigMammaLlama5
I didn't think this gif could get any better.
Squidward1
No
Antipus405
If that's white, I'm see-through.
MaggGyver
See through? Ha! I glow in the dark!
DidItForScience
Who said that?!
Antipus405
-Me
cagedfear
Hey Peter man, Channel 5, breast exam!
KristinaRoxYourSox
Yep. It was 9.
mooselikestoparty
It was channel 9, but great reference.
cagedfear
Damnit...I wasn't sure. Been awhile, guess I better watch it through again.
mooselikestoparty
Always watch Office Space again. Always! Doesn't that chick kinda look like Ann?
plainoldfool
Mediocre reference, man. You're references are sufficient and enjoyable. Everyone agrees.
theycallmemrfish
Fuckin' A, man.
clownskill
Clever bastard... well played
DieterVonCunth
Check out Channel 9!
hippocampus
fuckin' A.
cupcakebattlefield88
Just watch out for your corn hole buddy
MissFitz77
Watch your cornhole!
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Nice pick up
coinlaundry
Watch your corn hole.
ChesterElegante
That's the dude from the Drew Carey show
Fruppi
My husband looks like a balding version of him.
hankthepigeon570
Seriously though, the Drew Carey show had a fucking amazing cast.
Asshat331
And he isn't even the tall one (Lewis)
OldPasta
Yeah Diedrich Bader. Good actor.
DieterVonCunth
Fuckin A, man
hippocampus
Naw man, you get your ass kicked for saying something like that man.
MantisTobagganMD
Fuckin A, man.
jimmythehookup
Fuckin' A.
UH60Mechanic
Jethro from Beverly Hillbillies
ronwhite2020
No he is the sensei at Rex Quan Do
ScrantonWHAT
Grab my arm....the other arm...MY other arm.
MessianicPeterPan
Bow to your sensei!
SweatyMooseKnuckle
Forget about it! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/135362/rex-kwon-do-o.gif
tequ1la
You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
JokeDestroyer
You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face from someone wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
Reemy420
No, he was the courtesan in Balls of Fury
hankthepigeon570
No, its the neighbor from Office Space.
xristogur
Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick!
fartbarf
"watch your corn hole bud"
ionlyreplyingifs
BronYAurStomp53
No, it's the self defense instructor from Napoleon Dynamite.
Unkaroo
Idk. They all look the same to me.
ionlyreplyingifs
MantisTobagganMD
That's racist against tall people
8302
No, he's definitely Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies.
ReVo88
Umm no. He's obviously the mugger from Eurotrip
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Guys, duh, he's (opens wikipedia) the waiter from an episode of Cheers.
snazzlepuss
Oswald!
voltron7812
Fuckin' A, man.
JakeHoskins
No, he's Batman.
itchy0618
Not to mention several other voices. He did a lot of animal voices in Avatar, including Appa and Momo. Cool!
BuckBoost
The bad guy from The Starving Games.
benoit489
No, that's Charlie from Outsourced (best character on the show tbqh)
Hashbrown123
That show was surprisingly good.
MeSoMerry
Fuck, I just realized it. White people *do* all look alike!
DeeAhh
That's Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies remake
KentuckyDuck
No it's the dirty trash can full of poop from Surf's Up
CutJewel
Wait, what?! I didn't even notice!
TotalTriscuit
That other black dude played in Robocop.
captainjuicydog
i believe he voice acted batman as well
Link02
He's the security guard at MIRAMAX, also.
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
...and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".
Link02
Fantastic sir/madam, fantastic.
aethanskot
fuckin love will smith !
ToxicPineapple
There is a web page dedicated to the Fresh Prince sitting on a US government development server. My show of respect for Will.
kennypowersMFCEO
or do you love his character, will smith?
aethanskot
Fuck now I'm confused
HogwartsAlumnus
Cleeeverrrr
Dusseldwarf
In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days.
helmutboy
Chillin' out maxim relaxin its all cool, and all shootin some b ball outside of the school
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, starting makin trouble in the neighbourhood
BritBratSmackAttack
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."
aethanskot
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said your moving to a aunti and uncles in bel aire
thosewomenwereinthenip
Did my college thesis on Fresh Prince and other black sit coms of the 80s/90s and how the "race" roles are reversed
LegitReason
sounds like an awesome thesis, you better have gotten an A on that shit.
ElaineGoloson
Your thesis sounds like something I would want to read...such a cool topic
lmar112
post it. give the people what they want!
kaleisntthatgood
commenting to get an update
erri9
i would very much like to read your thesis as well
Vickicool8
I want to read it!!
HodorOfHouseHodor
Dat Cosby Show. ;) ... ahem... I mean... "Hodor"
Morelltre
I would love to read your thesis!
Antitorpiliko
Let us read it Dangit!!!!
BlowDog
Did you figure why all of those black sitcoms disappeared?
mrssugar
Share it with us!
FearIsAchoice
How did you go about doing this? I would think you will need to be really familiar with these sit coms to know which shows this.
brassknucklenerd
Is it published online anywhere?
TheStoatMcGoats
Cool
wlgjr
Willing to share your thesis for the Imgur community? Tons of people have commented indicating they want to read it. Myself included!
Athenalite
@thosewomenwereinthenip People need a paper, my friend!!
mawleen
While others waste time on theses about cancer cures or food growth, you do God's work my friend.
JunotheBear
Please let me read your thesis. I need it in my life.
IUpvoteAnythingAboutWhoseLineIsItAnyway
give it to us! Not really I would like to read it.
stuntmantan
in case you couldn't tell, we all really want to read your thesis.
KaiserinHelgaVonEinhornDieEinzige
I wish I could read your thesis! Is that possible?
chadChadChadChadChadChad
You just used a wish on that?
kaiserdas19
Rookies
RefriedGillibeans
I'd like in as well actually!
SneakZ
Nerds
colorlessgreenideas
Same here.
francisdolarhyde
V interested, yes.
popculturella
Ditto.
Staxcellence
I would read this thesis so hard
chadChadChadChadChadChad
..so hard
azwethinkweiz
haha i like your username
darnesey
I bet the research was worth it
MeanBlack
Nope this actually real in my house. Mexicans Asians any race but white is allowed. We just had a lot of run ins with white people.
axlbot
What is your definition of 'run-ins' and how do they pertain to white people in your house. In other words...stories.
MeanBlack
Well my family is from a small country town in Texas. We were on our way to Louisiana to visit family when we stopped at the pit stop.1
MeanBlack
It was just me and my mom in our car while my sisters use the rest room. Another family pulls up that were white. They didn't see us.2
MeanBlack
The family goes ahead and runs to the restroom door that my sisters are in try to get in but the door is locked. You can clearly hear. 3
waybackintime
I would like to read it.
HaltIAmReptar
based solely on this, I get the impression that you're someone worth knowing
foreverohlone
Commenting for thesis
HHRR
@thosewomenwereinthenip You need to let us read your thesis. I'm actually very interested
maisiebee
Yes, please!
Gokunamatata
Can I read it? I'm genuinely interested. I can even translate it for you, if you like.
Dickbuttscompanion
Should have done it on eccumenical sitcoms instead
patsyluke
Ted?
wheresthebaby
Yeah what was the conclusion?
hol0003
genius idea
Irtizal
I also would like to read your thesis. Perhaps you can upload it somewhere and post a link in this comment thread?
wingfoot
Would love to read it!
ExperiencingASignificantGravitasShortfall
What conclusions did you come to?
Glumerlink
my money is on how black people seem a little more racist towards themselves than white people
aguyuno
It's called internalized racism. And you'd be correct.
kerms
No, I see plenty more white-on-white racism in the form of white guilt.
BringMeMyAlpaca
I disagree, its more like when you fall it hurts but you laugh too because everyone else is, it makes it feel less embarrassing
Glumerlink
That'd be fine if it didn't further encourage the negatives of African American culture. It's the black equivalent of Jersey Shore.
myheadisonfire
It's actually called social mimicry.
JazminsThoughts
Just....no.
Glumerlink
Have you seen black television? It's absolutely destructive. There are so few genuine black shows.
payHOMAGEpupil
Birds go tweet.
jesalr
That the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
Gnawms
Follow this comment chain for a lyrical adventure.
plainoldfool
Those were the days!
ScubaSteve6933
I completely agree. I mean, what might be right for you may not be right for some.
ragingbuck
You deserve a medal.
jesalr
I'm really surprised this got seen in the first place. Thought it was buried too deep.
ohdeepthought
Not steadily anyways
stupidfuntime
wasn't it written by white people?
Rednut89
I too would like to read this! Share the knowledge...please.
AcidExfoliate
As a 6'5", red headed, very pale white guy who has mostly dated Black Girls....... Yea.... it's like that.
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AcidExfoliate
Hey :)
BumCum
but does the carpet match the drapes if you know what i mean
AcidExfoliate
Yes. my eyebrows are platinum blonde though.
EasternEmbers
Conzy? That you?
AcidExfoliate
Nope.
barrackobarner
I didn't know Conan O'Brien used to date black girls before getting married.
IFapMercilessly
TIL Conan O'Brien's Imgur username is AcidExfoliate
plainoldfool
How tall is Bill Burr. I think his wife is black.
barrackobarner
Bill Burr's only 5'10.
RoachAlexandra
Hiiiiiiiiiii
AcidExfoliate
Hi there :)
lola73
I think thats more so because your ginger hun. We're a novelty now a days!!! -5'3 ginger girl dating a Filipino
Wish2be
XD I know my people are common candidates for interracial relationships, i find it odd that people find it odd. -Filipino dating russian
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
you traded your soul for height?? Well done, good sir.
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AcidExfoliate
Depends on the girl. That's REALLY not indicative of a whole culture. My last ex? she's ALL into natural hair. GLORIOUS afro....
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AcidExfoliate
Hehe. afro-puffs are cute.
OhHaiiiii
Yay! For being a white dude who appreciates natural hair! I mean, I straighten with heat once in a while, but I love my springy curls! <3
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AcidExfoliate
How you livin, boo? :)
kickliquid
I'd be fascinated to see your children
AcidExfoliate
ME too :/
stfu
I thought you were me until you got to dating Black Girls part.
AcidExfoliate
Also, they ask me what I eat, as if I dont fucking love cornbread and fried chicken. (not being racist, that was the meal in question)
savageworld
I once got asked by a black friend if white people really ate fried chicken with a knife and fork. I think I said, "What the fuck?!"
geonerd
First thing that came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7why8Xo_RQ
UpvotesForCalicos
HAHAHAH!!
OhHaiiiii
Hahah! My family has asked that to guys I've dated too. And my mom always acted all surprised when they ate everything she gave them.
AcidExfoliate
how YOU doin, girl? :)
wesdesto
*your daughter* sly smile
DMGuy
"You know who likes fried chicken? Black people. You know who else likes fried chicken? Everybody."
bobbynixon
As you said, black people first though :)
Counterfit
-Fabrice Fabrice
plainoldfool
Even vegans love fried chicken. They just won't admit it.
NinjasStoleMyMama
You are my hero
AcidExfoliate
awww. you're probably mine too.
opad
I never got that. EVERYONE likes that stuff. Why is that even a thing? I mean grits and gravy- that's not as many people.
plainoldfool
As a northerner, it's not like grits and gravy are commonly found. But I do love me somegrits & gravy. Hello Waffle House/Cracker Barrel.
opad
Funny. I grew up in KY and hate grits and gravy. Really most southern food. Except fried chicken actually.
opad
and cornbread. And of course watermelon which another poster put as 'southern' so- yeah duh, watermelon's the best.
idontgetsarcasm
Cornbread and fried chicken are two things that make both my stomach and penis happy. I just get excited easily. Ain't that right ladies?
nobodyblindedme
so which do you eat and which do you rub on your peepee?
idontgetsarcasm
I fuck cornbread while eating fried chicken.
GoBU
I was going to reply sarcastically but I wasn't sure you would get it...
idontgetsarcasm
You were going to reply how? Sorry, I didn't catch that.
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
Zander?
AcidExfoliate
Nope.
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
Would have been hysterical.
nfamouscj
Your new username should be Ember Amongst the Ash (I would say coal but that sounds inappropriate for some reason)
Wish2be
I dont think ash is any better xD
JBtheMountie
Ash is more inappropriate in this case I'd say.
MeanKitty
Yea cuz ashy black people are usually on crack. LOL
AugustusScuirus
Now you're just being a pain in the ash.
OhHaiiiii
As a 5'2" mixed race girl who has a thing for tall pale dudes.... Hai :)
ASH503
If only you were from Oregon
OhHaiiiii
Awww. Internet love knows no boundaries!!
TyrionLannisterTheImp
I am a 6'6" pale read head. We should start a club.
damagedchameleoncircuit
I want to see the offspring from someone who is the ultimate paste and the darkest of black.
wysoft
okay
redswhinez
are you Conan?
DriftwoodJack
And that's the way it is?
JezzaYouLilRipper
Am I the only person discomforted by the capitalisation? Like 'Black Girls' is a band or something?
AcidExfoliate
Sorry. I chronically over-capitalize , not just in this instance.
thegreatjellybean
As a girl with a height fetish, damn my pasty pasty skin!
AcidExfoliate
I'm equal opportunity, baby :) I've somehow managed to alternate between Red-Heads and Black Girls for a couple years....
thegreatjellybean
Well I dye my hair, but I am naturally a red head so I guess I'm in your category!
StumblyNinja
How did this not get any more attention??? Hiiii!!
MattDark86
Sheamus, is that you?
Auron44053
Ditto, it's awkward at times, but I fuckin love me some brown women.
PillaPlease
Don't let it be awkward. Like who you like. The world is full of people scared of everything. Eff that and love who you love.
ThisSongIsDedicatedToThePowerOfTheHeart
As a 6'1" red headed, very pale white guy who has never dated anyone. Good for you man. :'(
DoesTheNamePavlovRingABell
So you're...tall, then?
djmsms13
If you're single, I just happen to be a black girl who mostly dates 6'5", red headed, very pale white guys...
geom56
This is an intriguing conversation for me as a 6'5'' pale red head. It affirms what I've always known, black girls love some cinnamon
yourspellingisbadandyoushouldfeelbad
paprikia
idontlikekangaroos
Ginger
djmsms13
my previous statement also applies to you as well (even if you aren't a guy).
lampwork
omg imagine if geom56 is a 6'5 female redhead? the internet is going to lose its shit
aldieb
Are you also available for white girls? Like, 5'4"? I could claim my Judaism for the diversity if necessary.
geom56
Hmmm... I must admit I am intrigued. I have never partaken in that type of diversity...
aldieb
Honestly it's not all that it's cracked up to be (what's it cracked up to be, anyway?)
phlat6
5'4" Jewish woman? It's like you put up my bat signal. How you doin'? :D
aldieb
A bat signal for tall boys! I wish I knew I had it! How awesome. I'm doin' alright. How you doin'? ;)
JPBStory
Which is a very exciting prospect until you realise the pair of you may have already dated.
djmsms13
you say that like it's a bad thing. It could be fate bringing us back together!
JPBStory
Fair point. Continue!
PeanutButterBeggar
As a 179cm blond guy, there aren't enough black girls in Sweden.
tnin4u
**Eats popcorn and watches** I love a good rom-com. Let's see how this one plays out.
MrBeanBastic
I can understand the popcorn, but how do you chew and digest the watches?
tnin4u
Well I chew them very carefully, metal and all. Then I just wait as I very slowly digest; I got nothing but time.
MrBeanBastic
http://imgur.com/4Ha57Ol
naijaflavor
Ooh an Imgur inspired date, please let this happen
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FoxInSoxInABox
Your beard must be really long.
eraofjen
Keep up the good work! *A message from black girls who like white boys everywhere.
TheBigLebowskiFromTheCreatorsofFargo
Dude... we might be long lost brothers. I'm a 6'9", red headed, dude.
CRWV
...jables?
Graylinfaux
Shit you 6'5 Ginger too? I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE MAH NIGGA!
ammo999999
i understand your problem completey XD my SO is Black and her mom is racist.........cool dad though....
PillaPlease
That was my parents until I wore my mom down. She got over it and they haven't seen me with a black guy since 2001.
IndustrialBunny
As a balck girl Ggggrrraowwll
AcidExfoliate
And yet my inbox is empty? Hows that gonna help either of us? ;)
USD1
Who are you, Bill Burr?
AcidExfoliate
More beard and tattoos. Think combination of Big Pete from Pete & Pete and Opie from Sons of Anarchy..... failing that, yes. I am Bill Burr.
MulattoLatte
OMG BILL BURR USES IMGUR EEEK!
HereLiesSquidwardsHopesAndDreams
What you're describing sounds exactly like my cousin's husband, and she's also black.
kageboshi
Opie on SoA. Mike on Breaking Bad. Why do they always kill off the best characters?
AcidExfoliate
To give us the feels, my friend. to give us all of the feels :(
MeanKitty
Heyy gingersnap ;)
AcidExfoliate
Well HI there :)