83aurelius

5995 pts ยท April 26, 2017


I'm gay; I like video games, books, art, memes, and penises... like, I really really like penises.. and not just mine, other people's too. In fact, send me your dick pics - your own, ones other people send you, unsolicited dick pics, you get the idea. Make my day, i dare you. ;)

I need someone to beat the fire temple for me on my switch. I cant get to the chest with the hammer fast enough

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, klingons make pizza!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a money person, but I dont understand interest. It's the potentially lost income of the bank for giving you the loan? Sounds like bs to me.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Id rather get some of those post its!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That money is clearly for embezzlement

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean boxcat

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tips are taxed in the US, just fyi.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah that was super pissef about something

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Main character syndrome

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Apple or egg. I cannot drive without AC.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think the bird just can't see both cats at the same time. It's not dumb, just surrounded by idiots.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cover from The Magicians makes me cry every time.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What is #16 from? I don't recognize that guy

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Magic Knight Rayearth is great, if dated. But it is gorgeous to look at, as is anything by CLAMP.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here to make sure this was on the list!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#28 Kakurenbo! Love that movie!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely what they would want to do, but they'd bow to Ventrue's insistence on the Masquerade and tone it down.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am so, so sorry, but you are old now. I am too, I know how confusing it feels, but it's gonna be okay.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Supposedly he also would whip his dick out to intimidate people too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet you know all the funniest jokes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your asshole is tired of all the shit you put it through

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a lot of wood jizz

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that's what's on your mind, you skip the implants and get dentures instead. Much easier to go in and out.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm curious what happens to the fabric scraps?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's beside the point and all, but it was Lot that the angels visited in Sodom.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think I remember hearing that the Mormons snuck in something about a religious exemption, but I'm too lazy to go back and research it again.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who else was expecting a thinly disguised butthole?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0