Alliturtle

314 pts ยท September 22, 2016


Oh shit that mice thing is huge! If they can get it right, our chicken farms won't have to worry about what to do with the roosters

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemmi know!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me know if I missed anything (this whole thing is slightly sarcastic if you didn't pick up on it;however,hope I answered well enough)7/7

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Is generally considered unprofessional, and thus was removed in an attempt to hold brand integrity and dignity. 6/7

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Part that is cleaned by the product advertised in the tweet. The post said it was removed because alluding to the use of the word "ass" 5/?

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

A pun is created from the fact that the sound "ass" is found at the beginning of the would "asguard"; ass being a synonym for the body 4/?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

...Resides. In this joke, the fact that this company's main product is toilet paper, a material used to clean yourself after defacement, 3/?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

The demonym for someone from the norse mythological realm of the gods and of valiant warriors, Asguard, from which the god "Thor"... 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Most humor is derived from a disconnect between the expected and reality. In this case, this joke is a play on the word asguardian, 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

UNBGBBIAVCHIDCTIICBG(hope I got the acronym right)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn he's like as tall as the pyramids

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Future me! Check it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your "first" cake day?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You must be proud

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Imagine: 1. Having the money to play war games 2. Playing war games on that shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I saw a post on Reddit I think about this exactly. If it wasn't fake or old, it is still signed by Obama

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Denver has a metro system?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too have made a bargain with dormammu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus he was given 15 Reddit gold for that one

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Naw didn't ginny become a sports writter on quddich in the daily prophet and not an athlete?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

British Cabinetry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you say "just 38 light-years away!" Just? I mean I'm excited too, but a single lightyear takes 37200 years in a current spaceship.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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That was gold lmao

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Dormammu. I've come to bargain.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I can do myself"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0