Andthatshowthecookiecrumbles

1168 pts ยท June 2, 2013


All I need is the chance to but a women a large fry and I'm set

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Wepa! ... I don't know

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a credible source, and can confirm it happens regularly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I think the dog Did, my dog just put his newspaper down, looked out the window and muttered "son of a bitch he did it"

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

But why..?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm I don't think your actually supposed to do what your going to say your going to do...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

And it feels like it falls on deaf ears.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My work is nice, it's part of the uniform and if we forget it they have extras for us

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go back to bed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Battle wounds

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We should just bag them up and sell them as retro spinners

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I can tell you from experience.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shrodinger's underwear

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How else am I going to raise an army of bears

9 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

Spray some wd-40 your good to go

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's gonna be late

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it cut the suspense... But of course it's good to know it ends well

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

We got a detective here. Good thing because I couldn't tell

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see a total lack of belly rubs happening

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hank the Tank

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't rush into it or you will be disappointed, and no one wants disappointing sex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Change the oil, it will be good to go

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sense a Florida man story coming...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like some one is on the other side of the gate so I'd say rural

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was kinda hoping they are the one bursting into flames

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd actually be ok with this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The original trolls of cable TV!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Geology

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doesn't look like this bathroom is for you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0