Christaras

8 pts ยท September 3, 2016


Currently looking for dumps of these funny bird quote memes like "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math". plz halp

"Just let me cross the road BEFORE looking the correct direction, and also stop in the middle of the road after seeing the car!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Small question about the recipe.. Will you marry me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My God. It makes sense...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't at least anyone curious as to why good people like this guy often commit suicide? It's society's fault mistreating people like that...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well you said that you would like something bad happening to someone close to you. (Im 21 and im already making more money than you)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ok, hope you get to know the experience of some major permanent damage ( if not death) some day soon :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you still say " please wreck" if the victim was someone close to you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Okay, and why are you showing us benderdick cucumberpatch then?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I posted 9.62 dollars before but I cant see my comment. :/ Really thinking into buying one of your rings!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9.62 dollars. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ouch"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now THAT'S a fun party!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and when you have to wake up at 2 AM everyday, you can actually see the coffee REALLY smiling!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could really do with a male version also...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay so if a girl dresses up a slut and gets raped it's not her fault, but a guy having an apple bag? Pfft, it's his fault he gets robbed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well she could be meaning that being a millenial is a state you are born with, rather than a label. Right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So this is where it all started...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Greek here. Not entirely sure, but anyone trying to even reach the gods suffered almost certain death ( see Bellerophon ).

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And congrats bro (nice name btw), you are my first notification :D

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had failed many people I used to come in contact with because of this "logic", so now (thank god) I can see it was just a phase...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I'm seeing my younger self so much in your words...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not your pal, guy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*turns to camera "camera guy, are you getting this?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heeeey, you Greek?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OOO MAH GOD OOO MAH GOD, TRAMPLINE, TRAMPLINE!

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Twice a week? Those are rookie numbers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Greece too! I can't even right now...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0