DZRose

161 pts ยท May 12, 2013


She looks like a larger version of my boy. He was just as small when we rescued him. What kind of mix do you think she is?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was fucking beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

American liberals are? Now I am curious. Care to explain?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure why your username made that funnier

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

CONGRATS! LINK THE UPDATE!! I love engagement stories :3

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FLUSH AGAIN FLUSH AGAIN

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I accept your offering.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You stop being the victim and start being the hero in your own story.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I just imploded from the adorable.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't think I'd like it, but hands down it's one of my favorite movies.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As someone about to tackle a major case study analysis assignment for my psych class...thank you. I'm off to it!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I scrolled back two images to up vote this. That's how long it took for that pun to sink in.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like mumps outbreaks at Disneyland, or Whopping Cough in Vegas. Parents think a dead kid is better than an autistic kid.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

the types I dated. She realized long before me that I had really bad taste. Her words, "Girl or boy, crazy is not allowed in my house."

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I thought my stepmother hated that I dated women for the longest time. Then I found out when she tried to hook me she hated (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Let the Hunger Games begin!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Special ed is likehttp://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140403174039/creepypasta/images/c/c3/Flying_banana_by_xiao97-d59ayev.png

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I keep waiting for the one guy strapped to the ceiling with duct tape whose still playing. Does anyone else remember that one?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're uncle was Irish, wasn't he?

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I need this. Someone make this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. As a lesbian Jew, so much this.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 20

Spangles, in Wichita, Kansas. Or Fat Boys in Las Vegas.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure she's not just imPURRsonating an officer?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We find them all the time and the nearest to us is three miles. I think the Target carts are a migratory species.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Someone needed to say it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0