FredFriendship

255 pts ยท February 24, 2014


a blessing of unicorns. how apt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do people usually give them up because of the smell, or are they too difficult to control as adults, or...?

10 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

WELL NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On commission?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But is it supposed to be hilarious?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer "you got did"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a mailman, and little dogs tend to make me far more nervous than any large breed when I'm delivering.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How's the kitten?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*For those stupid enough to think it is

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IIRC it was just in relation to a couple of random strays roaming his neighborhood and acting aggressively towards the residents.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

...Does it only have one wing? Maybe the angle is bad, but I can't see wings on the right sides.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's hard for me to comprehend. So they're basically just going through the necessary motions of survival from birth until death?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I believe she's furthest to the left, second row from the bottom.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, but people are curious by nature.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

what

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BUT he's also being kept around by me, I suppose

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, my cat's a moron

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Started at ~68K and just fell below 50K. Sucks but it's exciting to see it disappear.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

making BIG extra payments. I'm so excited.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in debt. I'm working my ass off at a shitty job, but I just fell below $50K after three years, and I'm in a position where I can start

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I complain about the loans I have, but I take full responsibility for them. I was too immature and stubborn at 18 and ended up with ~$68,000

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I didn't downvote you, and I certainly didn't insult you, but if it makes you feel better about yourself...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

uncomfortable to hear a teacher make remarks about my level of attractiveness, even if it was meant to be funny.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not an appropriate joke for an adult in a position of authority to be telling a minor. It would have made 13-year-old me extremely (2)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Worst dog I ever had was a Cairn terrier. Best was a Sheltie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lawn chairs, because David Spade and other celebrities were rumored to be coming. Depressing. (2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chris Farley was from my hometown. His funeral was a few blocks away from my parents' house. Neighbors were camped out in their yards in (1)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ice cold

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0