Jesus

4292 pts ยท November 13, 2012


The son of God. There's a book or two written about me, but I'm not here for promotion purposes.

Done.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Highly recommended

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As it should be

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh hi

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I do!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but I'm back now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that's debatable.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mitt was just praying to the wrong guy for his answers. Stupid mormons

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me and @sarah are working on it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll make sure to look into it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sorry, *winker

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sorry, *winker

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I care a lot, okay?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you are a wanker.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm always late

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no no no

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no no no

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, what do you need?

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You summoned me

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No I am the way.

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Not all kittens are cute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they were mean :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about that far

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes sense, I posted that 3 years ago!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised anybody looked at this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i work for ecomm.... gotta love it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these prayers are getting lazier and lazier

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what do you need from me?

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