Jumpfart

1774 pts ยท September 15, 2013


He's Roberto (and a bunch of others) on Futurama

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Erudite is an adjective

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No he's making that up. It says in the XKCD description that it's not an acronym, just an unpronounceable word.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Ayn Rand!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was 90% gravity

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/ignorantimgur

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is definitely 100% real. No photoshop here. Open and shut case, Johnson.

11 years ago | Likes 361 Dislikes 2

So...it was powered by solar energy, not itself?

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

This dude has the most punchable face I've seen in a long time.

11 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 4

Not as bad as last time this was posted,when the caption said "a professor who uses imgur." That one made it to the front of r/ignorantimgur

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*Reddit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is CNN. C...N...N...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He dressed up as a cat!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The legends were true!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wanted to commend your reference game, and well as your use-of-underscores-for-emphasis game.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

titanic-asshole.jpg...risky click of the day

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Try twisting your man's dick like a balloon animal to spice up your lovemaking." -Cosmopolitan, probably

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Man the werewolves were such nice guys and the main characters treated them like shit.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

At which do you most can't the least?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sabor de solidad

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hamschtucker?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Should I watch this? Or was it beyond so bad it's good

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like the baby Dr. Cox that JD imagines.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The joke is that it's a warning about tasteless jokes that is itself a tasteless joke. It's ok that you didn't get it.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 15

What game was this in reference to?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's probably because he's the smuggest cocksucker in existence. Well, him or Neil Degrasse Tyson.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, you are not right. Stop asking.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've watched this show all the way through many times. Hated her as a kid, hate her now.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I googled what I wanted and posted the link here. Sorry I didn't go to more trouble to appease your weird loyalty

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0