Kalael

2198 pts ยท November 23, 2015


That's not true. My wife trusted me, then we got a divorce. Wait..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like Captain Sarcasm! :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just letting you know, that avocado doesn't cancel any unhealthy choices you've made in that burger.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Same here. Made me giggle. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got the best blow job from a fat chick. Don't judge.

10 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 5

Very beautiful. You get a good rush of emotions from looking at the cover-up tattoo.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I can't top watching it! It's so damn adorable and....sad!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just sleep with no blanket coverage at this point. Sigh...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, this makes my depression worse. :/ Good on you for finding a remedy as simple as that. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've painted my nails before and I turned out just fine......................

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd still kiss her after that.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Not sure why you're being downvoted. Someone should have stepped up if the dog was fucking hanging from his neck instead of waiting!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck..this is always so painful because I feel what you feel. You're probably better at dealing with it than I am, though. Good luck, man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

realize that she doesn't want to talk to me anymore. I'm sad now....going to take a couple of shots. Have a good night, guys.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ouch....this is actually my pain. When I receive a notification on Skype hoping it's the girl that I like, but it's some dude. And I--

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Mine is James. Fucking cunt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So wearing a Deadpool costume allows you to be as acceptably perverted as you want? Sounds good.

10 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 13

Rattata Rattata~

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do the Spartacus cosplay. ;p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fck yes! I stayed up with my brother playing this until the next morning! One of the best gaming experience I've ever had.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be looking forward to this story update.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me go ahead and apply that yellow version on my background, if you don't mind. :p

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Probably an introvert with extrovert tendencies.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

People love drama in their lives. There's no stopping that.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I just hope that's not a permanent marker.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you aceept commissions?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not in love with her. That's the trick.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lips can be used for sexual purposes. Maybe we should censor those as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually they just ask for $3 for a toothbrush and toilet paper. So yes, I agree.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the woman is hot as fck the way she is. And as a man, I think the man is hot as fck, too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0