Background: ok, I like to drink and I like making stupid faces (Proof is below). So im probably making faces at your comments and stories now. Sorry for that http://i.imgur.com/wCDp1Mo.jpg
Background: ok, I like to drink and I like making stupid faces (Proof is below). So im probably making faces at your comments and stories now. Sorry for that http://i.imgur.com/wCDp1Mo.jpg
Menthol Newports? Red Newports are called cracker-ports in my area
You're a good person. Today is a continual heart attack for us
As retail security I can confirm. Christmas Eve is one of the highest retail theft days of the year
Only until Satan got up in there.
At my college there was a kid who would turn on all the showers, wait for the steam to fill the room, and jerk it in his own private sauna
Fuck you dan
I've known quite a few white girls to be cunts too. race doesn't define attitude, that's upbringing
like why wasn't this one doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
https://imgur.com/emotTdJ
You guys are lucky, we don't even have a best buy
Fuck, in making fun of your typo I too have made a typo. Woe is me
I mean I gess but I'd be surprised if they had any soap with them
And Willie Nelson
There is a big difference between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion
Upvote because this is important to see
I'm gonna trust MrSexbang on this one guys
I see a lot of pre-teens wearing them now
Didn't happy get killed around civil war
This is her two years ago http://healthyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Alia-Shawkat.jpg
I thought you were joking but then I realized he's the only one there
That's a subway restaurant. Don't worry, you can trust me to know, I'm a professional
my last one tried to kill me
How much did that taco bell big wig get for assaulting his uber driver?
Definition of a wingman
According to Jonathan swift it is
Aww thanks, your apology warms my heart.
No appreciating a racist joke doesn't make someone an sjw