Msfratelli

560 pts · March 9, 2015


A fixed period of time.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bob says hi. This is Bob when a car comes by.

11 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 4

HEY I'M POOPING TOO!!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

shouldn'tve hissed @ me like the bird version of Golum whenever I walked passed it 2 the bus & shit everywhere like a giraffe-necked savage.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much this, I have a Canadian goose battle wound scar. Maybe charging it with a bike out of primal anger wasn't a good idea. Maybe it 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

romanticize

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lunes, martes, miercoles, jueves, viernes, sabádo, y domingo. You outta luck m8

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That and I'd be scared to cut my mouth on it. I split the tip of my tongue in half on a yogurt lid when I was little.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

feels like a victim and sees his own reality if he wants. It makes me sad because I know he'll never be happy and he'll never have friends.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's exactly like my father and he tries so hard not to be that it makes him even more like him. He's just an angry person who always 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been sobbing all night because I know my brother is going to be angry and miserable for the rest of his life. But congrats :)

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

ROOOOXANNE

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Hemroids

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These eye swaps remind me of that episode of Criminal Minds where the taxidermist's son uses human eyes and it's freaking me out bruh

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol "2,015 years ago"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad bought a vacation home there with my sibling and I's college funds so yeah, it's a real place just like my dad's a real cunt :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"drink pee out of a toilet for £4000"

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It would only take one hammer to fuck every single one of these up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a very appropriate username ya got there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice username *upvotes*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We shower ourselves in the blood of our enemies and bathe in our sweet, metallic glory.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love that this comment exists

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We'll live of tha fatta tha lan' George"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your reference game, dear FunkyWhiteBoy, is immaculate.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"the"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put the desert in the cube fuck you and your rules *flips you off and rides into distance*

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

When it said tigers weigh 300g I immediately thought it meant gallons and then I realized I'm an idiot.

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I thought jump-roping old lady had a hand protruding from her stomach.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0