PrettiAwkward

608 pts ยท November 3, 2015


27, chronic mac and cheese abuser, cat mom, fluent in sarcasm, single AF

I'll take 2 for my closet, please.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 kicking him to the curb.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was cheated on and it sucks. But the love you have for that person never really goes away. It's a terrible situation. I ended up 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now it just needs gravy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As I watch One Punch Man...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love cures all..except for herpes...it doesn't cure herpes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from the south . We're not all like that. Those people are in a class all their own. Nasty swine..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine as well. Love your name, btw.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear Canada...do you have warm summers and sexy bearded men? Sincerely, a fed up American.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So if Trump wins, will he go bald after 4 years of presidency? I sure hope so. Or does he wear a toup? I'm confused...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I come up with the best ideas for books whilst lucid dreaming.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yes I am.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

STOP IT!!! My name is Lauren. We're not all bad...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're Harry areolas..basement boy. I compared your handwriting on that paper to one of your posts on imgur. I'm 86% sure.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My nephew is autistic (Aspergers). It's tough but you're not a failure and you're certainly not alone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed and my roommate said "Imgur?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notice me, senpai!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh dear God, I showed these to some younger coworkers. They loved salad fingers but also had nightmares. I'm 27.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soooo I guess I'm black. This is news to me. I thought I was Native American...wait a second...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a fat chick, I approve this savagery. I also am working on losing weight. I hate chicks like this...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Noted.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 I wouldn't recommend doing that today, but we really do need more people that have hands-on skills.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad goes on rants about this all the time. It's very true. He dropped out in 10th grade back in the 70s and owns his own business now.1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I share this on bookface, I wonder how many people I'll piss off...and how many "friends" I'll lose...*shares*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Same.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a fucking death sentence.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fave'n this for later...+1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0