Pythonhier

32 pts ยท February 18, 2015


They find out at some point. My kid just says "k bye" when I fake to leave. So I turn his ass over and beat him with jumper cables instead.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

someone by name to die.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

be targeted by saying the targets name. For example teleportation, and clairvoyance. Why hasn't an evil wizard made a spell that could curse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't mean it can't be done. Evil wizards made a curse to kill someone in an instant after firing at them. There are many spells that can

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP is a liar! No one wears pants at the table.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I refuse to parallel park. It's simply too dangerous.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because a tie isn't a tie, unless its a bear tie in Canada.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I kept looking at that and I assumed it was just an empty open pipe thats not in use.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v A Phillip D look alike. Hmm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He better still shoot em after new years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What I kept thinking through the whole series; Why isn't there a spell that instantly kills someone by name?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jupiter looks like a jawbreaker. Jawbreakers should be called Jupiter candies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

King Richard III resemblance to Lord Farquaad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never met someone who was rejected by their parents when they came out as gay. I'm sure it exists.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3. Confidence is attractive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are 3 rules to follow for dating, and I was told this at all lessons I have gone to. 1. Be attractive. 2 Don't be unattractive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You made me check when Mothers Day is. *slow clap*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm the kind of guy that would date a girl that lifts more then me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Inb4 someone gets scared thinking the dog tried to bite them.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

He started to come back every second week and we would play ball.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always wanted. I would be outside every day playing by myself. Then one day an RCMP car pulled in and the officer asked to play ball with me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid I grew up in country where no one was close enough to play with me. When I finally got the basketball net I ... Continued

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would it be quieter at night?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are all GIFs of people living in todays society. Not infomercials.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 Cracks ball. 2. Would you call that a hook or a slice? 1. I think I call that gone.

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