Schopes

89 pts · September 18, 2014


What about Cho Chang?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there something UN-classy about using a restroom? As an occupant of a human body, you're aware that women pee too, right?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snack snake.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight female, if I see boobs, I also feel the impulse to stare at them. Not because I'm attracted to them, but because... Boobs.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was just about to post a comment about how Bardot looks just like Russell Brand.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only female who would never want to date a guy who looks like that? I could never be interested in a guy who thinks about his abs.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Ratburn is a rat. Brain (Alan) is a bear.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He got it wrong on purpose to make Buster feel better about being a ding-dong. Episode: Mr. Alwaysright. I have children.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She IS your Grandma.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kid does that, too! It's really weird.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently Shawn Kathleen IS her first name(s). But how is this protecting her identity? "No, I'm a DIFFERENT Shawn Kathleen."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... If this were a contest, beginning with "My first kid at 16" would automatically make me a loser in most people's eyes.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have hedgehogs!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. You're very nice.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hah. Yeah. I was trying to fit all the words into one comment.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, home life was AWFUL. What kept me going was just pure ambition.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Point being: Teen Mom (≠) Life Over

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My first kid at 16, second kid at 24. Good mom then and now. I'm 27, make more money than uni prof. hubby and have an AWESOME 11 y/o.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4