UtterlyImpossible

1152 pts ยท March 28, 2012


Okay now do it for all the races.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd sneak in to read.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes. What we wear is not the problem, what they do/say about it is.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Happy girlfriend of the mushiest metal head of them all. :)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was too high to tell for a second...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yet she is still pretty. So, you know, good on her.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have eaten Doritos as my boyfriend ate me out before. In my defense I was high as fuck at the time.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This video just shouldn't.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Howwww about you shut your damn mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

Um if you'd read the books you'd know that the dementors almost killed he and Hermione on the shores of the Great Lake.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Try cutting a goddamn hedgehog's nails.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soooo when is the revolution?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I'm British, liberal, new-agey and ginger and she's a racist, extremely right wing super-southern baptist from small town Arkansas.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend's mother believes I'm satan's mistress with a talent in witchcraft.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's really worth a watch. :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some dick in a class once said to me "I swerve for cats on the road, I wanna hit one." I hate the "kill for fun" mentality of where I live.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the law of attraction.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one child who "didn't like it" was clearly just regurgitating adult's words as when asked why he replied "um... I don't know!"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So don't get involved with guys who are more interested in video games than you?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( It's sad to watch her gradually become so attached to an inanimate object.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a ginger I have made this joke so many times it hurts.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I saw "31 remaining" :3

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe if we want women to embrace natural beauty we shouldn't participate in the aspects of society that teach them it's not good enough?

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I read it that way. Doctorrrrr...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just hate the fuckers that thing the passing lane is for those who wish to do 80 in a 40. It's a god damn speed LIMIT.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um. Bra straps.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Judgetin Timberlake

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ten year olds should be able to run around naked without it being a problem because it's not in the slightest bit sexual.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So we should teach ten year olds they can't wear shorts on hot days because they're just objects?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

How about we stop over sexualising women and let them wear whatever they feel comfortable in?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7