32385 pts ยท April 4, 2016
Outside of family, I have two passions in life. Drag racing my motorcycle and vocalist Morgan James. Not necessary in that order.
I'm old enough to remember this.
Asking the important question.
I've been married for so long (almost 50 years) that for decades now, if I have an dream of possibly being with another woman, my wife is in the next room or within range of me being getting caught. I can't even cheat in my dreams. IN MY DREAMS!
Is this the new insurance scam? Distract horny males and your partner stops in front of them?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzgyc2V0djZ3cmd1OGt3NDI0OTYxcGV5aXJld3lzbTkyejc1ODZhdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lTB6FKY1fmAZhhv1En/200w.webp
Every cat I've ever owned would let me pet their belly two, maybe three times. Initially they are like, "Oh ok, that's nice", then it's "That's enough! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" and the claws come out.
Can I play with your titty? OhmygoshI'msosorry! KITTY! I meant to say kitty!
Voice of experience?
He's funny!
He won't sue. That opens him up to discovery and he can't allow that to happen. That's why he's dropped so many suits.
#14 I have a particular singer that I worship (Morgan James, the best vocalist you've never heard of). I ALWAYS buy the CD!
Oh, I don't know. It depends on what celebrities and what game. I'm old enough to remember how titillating it was watching Battle of the Network Stars.
God dammit, take your updoot!
https://imgur.com/fkwxfPI
"But muh rights!" - Ammosexuals
Meanwhile, Kristi Gnoem is masturbating to this video.
The character's full name was Christmas Snow because her father Reverend Luther Snow was a big fan of Bing Crosby, she was born in December and "she was the best present he ever got".
Please do!!!
Stop calling them Christian Nationalists. Use Nationalist Christians instead. That way you can legitimately shorten it to Nat-Cs and it conveniently describes them quite accurately at the same time.
"What? Wait, no. Not like that!" - Ann
"No one thinks more about gay dudes than Republican dudes." Imma start using that. A lot.
Oh come on, you think we're stupid? If this is from Guam, why isn't it written in Guamanium?
You'd think the one with the longer nose shaped like an upper case A would be the alligator, but you'd be wrong.
Oooo, I know that one!
Trump's America.
I'm glad for that. I hope for others as well.
I'm old enough to remember this.
Asking the important question.
I've been married for so long (almost 50 years) that for decades now, if I have an dream of possibly being with another woman, my wife is in the next room or within range of me being getting caught. I can't even cheat in my dreams. IN MY DREAMS!
Is this the new insurance scam? Distract horny males and your partner stops in front of them?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzgyc2V0djZ3cmd1OGt3NDI0OTYxcGV5aXJld3lzbTkyejc1ODZhdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lTB6FKY1fmAZhhv1En/200w.webp
Every cat I've ever owned would let me pet their belly two, maybe three times. Initially they are like, "Oh ok, that's nice", then it's "That's enough! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" and the claws come out.
Can I play with your titty? OhmygoshI'msosorry! KITTY! I meant to say kitty!
Voice of experience?
He's funny!
He won't sue. That opens him up to discovery and he can't allow that to happen. That's why he's dropped so many suits.
#14 I have a particular singer that I worship (Morgan James, the best vocalist you've never heard of). I ALWAYS buy the CD!
Oh, I don't know. It depends on what celebrities and what game. I'm old enough to remember how titillating it was watching Battle of the Network Stars.
God dammit, take your updoot!
https://imgur.com/fkwxfPI
"But muh rights!" - Ammosexuals
Meanwhile, Kristi Gnoem is masturbating to this video.
The character's full name was Christmas Snow because her father Reverend Luther Snow was a big fan of Bing Crosby, she was born in December and "she was the best present he ever got".
Please do!!!
Stop calling them Christian Nationalists. Use Nationalist Christians instead. That way you can legitimately shorten it to Nat-Cs and it conveniently describes them quite accurately at the same time.
"What? Wait, no. Not like that!" - Ann
"No one thinks more about gay dudes than Republican dudes." Imma start using that. A lot.
Oh come on, you think we're stupid? If this is from Guam, why isn't it written in Guamanium?
You'd think the one with the longer nose shaped like an upper case A would be the alligator, but you'd be wrong.
Oooo, I know that one!
Trump's America.
I'm glad for that. I hope for others as well.