dfhowes

32385 pts ยท April 4, 2016


Outside of family, I have two passions in life. Drag racing my motorcycle and vocalist Morgan James. Not necessary in that order.

I'm old enough to remember this.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Asking the important question.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been married for so long (almost 50 years) that for decades now, if I have an dream of possibly being with another woman, my wife is in the next room or within range of me being getting caught. I can't even cheat in my dreams. IN MY DREAMS!

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Is this the new insurance scam? Distract horny males and your partner stops in front of them?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Every cat I've ever owned would let me pet their belly two, maybe three times. Initially they are like, "Oh ok, that's nice", then it's "That's enough! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" and the claws come out.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I play with your titty? OhmygoshI'msosorry! KITTY! I meant to say kitty!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Voice of experience?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's funny!

2 months ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

He won't sue. That opens him up to discovery and he can't allow that to happen. That's why he's dropped so many suits.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 I have a particular singer that I worship (Morgan James, the best vocalist you've never heard of). I ALWAYS buy the CD!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I don't know. It depends on what celebrities and what game. I'm old enough to remember how titillating it was watching Battle of the Network Stars.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

God dammit, take your updoot!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But muh rights!" - Ammosexuals

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, Kristi Gnoem is masturbating to this video.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The character's full name was Christmas Snow because her father Reverend Luther Snow was a big fan of Bing Crosby, she was born in December and "she was the best present he ever got".

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please do!!!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop calling them Christian Nationalists. Use Nationalist Christians instead. That way you can legitimately shorten it to Nat-Cs and it conveniently describes them quite accurately at the same time.

3 months ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

"What? Wait, no. Not like that!" - Ann

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"No one thinks more about gay dudes than Republican dudes." Imma start using that. A lot.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh come on, you think we're stupid? If this is from Guam, why isn't it written in Guamanium?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You'd think the one with the longer nose shaped like an upper case A would be the alligator, but you'd be wrong.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oooo, I know that one!

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Trump's America.

3 months ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

I'm glad for that. I hope for others as well.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0