friendlysub1

796 pts ยท April 18, 2016


Friendly canadian submissive chick

Those are the best kinds of zoologists. I approve!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does. I thought he played the oddball zoologist quite well.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kids are expensive. OP apparently didn't want one (possibly his wife also).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My aunt and uncle were there 3 days ago... oof

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Italian, I find this appalling.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I *think* she might be kneeling.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Terrorism but also a hate crime. Lots of people glissing over that.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But why 'disgusting'?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Straight boys" the poem is the realest thing I've ever seen.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Definitely a fun thing. Not a daddy issue.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

This makes me want to play it again

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused. Do most girls not like giving BJs?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only trim bushes but that's because I don't have a green thumb.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

one of my flatmates just told me he went to jail for aggravated assault. "I was younger, dumber, and really hated left wingers". O.o

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't cook half naked! I made bacon the other day in a bra and that shit tasted simultaneously like heaven and regret.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can only imagine the shit you must have to wade through on Imgur/the internet in general. I'm sorry <3

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Again: no. Thanks for playing, though! Come back next week.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

Who was it?? Don't leave us hanging.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me let some of you in on a little secret: not having money isn't why lesbians don't fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 33

Actually, your weird obsession for shallow women is what makes you unattractive.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Sexy underwear that no one sees is one of the highs of everyday life.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

shit, they're onto us!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yep!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's when you arch and moan and gyrate and generally make not cumming impossible ;)

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I like my meat very dead. Sorry!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dad bods are the hottest bods #justsaying

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Apparently not. The professor was so shocked it took her a solid two minutes to do anything but stutter half-answers. :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woman in my old english course that thought all Britons came from Brighton and had colonized Australia. Full serious. Prof had an eye-twitch

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

haha, your comment made me feel young!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this not... how... hmm. Excuse me while I go google some things...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0