halkel

358 pts · January 21, 2013


I like podcasts, running, coffee, Disney, and general shenanigans.

Same kind my sister had in her 30’s. She kicked cancer’s ass, and you will too. ❤️

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would bet post boot camp. He has those shiny dress shoes and an EGA on his cover and what appears to be USMC tattoo on his arm.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not really. There’s a big difference between Federal background checks and pre employment screenings.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it’s a legit background company, you should be able to dispute the charges. They have to correct it, legally. Source: this is my job.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had an orange sized cyst removed in Nov. They had to take the ovary. Not cancer tho! I can relate to your fear for sure. Good luck to you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sad news is, they do run background checks. Either they fudged up or the charges were from after the background check was run.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Me too. At least it’s repeating digits?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if she’s truly just done or if she’s uncomfortable because some strange lady is talking to her.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Who looked like a girlfriend

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did a lot of scrolling to find this to +1. Carry on.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's over 3000 now. They are definitely gonna know. If there is a class....

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My parents do this too! Now that I'm 27 and the only daughter without kids, I help my Mom with it. It really is magical!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are an evil mastermind. I love it!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then something about a "taste of his own medicine"... Because bad, idiom-based puns are fabulous!

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Bing Bong! Bing Bong!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She was 42 though!! If a 42 yr old woman had sex with my 17 yr old son, I'd beat her ass. It can be damaging at that age, even with consent.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Haaa!!!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That smelly smell that smells... Smelly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reddit OP says they are 17.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have celiac disease. My husband eats normal food. It really isn't an issue as long as you both are aware.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

One is a sidearm and the other is a handgun. Get it? Huehuehue.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF did I just see?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Upvoting you for upvoting them for upvoting Allie Brosh.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Which explains your username.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can't unimagine. :S

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes!!! I was hoping for this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen that damn moth one so many times that I'm starting to get irrationally angry when it's posted.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumbo. When his Mom is in the slammer and they play Baby Mine while she rocks Dumbo... so many feels. :'(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those meat pastries say Gluten free & therefore cannot be wheat, as you stated. It rustles my jimmies when people don't know wtf gluten is.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0