manbeardbacon

17385 pts · March 24, 2015


For 8 hours a day I'm a UX designer. The rest of the time I'm a husband, dad, and artist. I enjoy long walks on the beach, with my metal detector. “A cantankerous press, an obstinate press, a ubiquitous press must be suffered by those in authority in order to preserve the even greater values of freedom of expression and the right of the people to know.” —Judge Murray Gurfein, Pentagon Papers case, June 17, 1971 http://imgur.com/nc0m9fM

You've got 1 year of total warranty coverage.

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I just bought a KB home a few months ago. It wasn't THAT bad, but there were a few issues. Just stay on top of them and they'll get it fixed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought framed prints of all those. No more painting for me!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now drop her in a fryer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Champion of the Sun

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I received a follow on package/ book with a note attached!! Thank you @thisgirlisinterrupted

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is my first comment, so be nice.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Plot twist: The second owner just got a hell of a deal on a used car.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hungry one

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Are you a drone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tape up the smoke detector!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's see it in the dark

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Neat!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/sfjAf found it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's almost big enough to spoon with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He'd make a good Wildling.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You and I are very special, so we get to break this rule.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English words do not end in I, J, V, or U.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

memesforjesus....that's almost as funny as the joke.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*zombie dog

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Based on the thumbnail, I thought this post was about tying laces to look like dicks.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Well it's not me, soooo...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have figured out spoons eventually...maybe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0