masterbelch

1607 pts ยท March 11, 2013


High as a kite alert

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if your stomach is grumbling and your mouth starts mumblin'

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they're warm and soft, like puppies and socks

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's also highly Western in focus; in Asian cultures, white is associated with death, red with good fortune & wealth, etc.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Humans have arm muscles divided into groups, with points of strength and weakness which affords us precision. Monkeys have ONE arm muscle.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would I ever trust Superman about being "stronger than I think I am"?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for long...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

BP: We're Sorry

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because SOMEONE has to be Ted Cruz

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

G Freeman

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm British

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, right? Like, "Hey bitch, you just ate your sons!" What do you even say after that? "Needed salt?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

...then pour some water over it

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't always blow things, but when I do I blow them very big

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 tell me more about the blowing of big things

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that value gone in 60 seconds...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry about your critter, but there's someone this reminds me of:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

999 upvotes but a hitch ain't one

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's quite a stutter you have there

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Alright. Do it." -Pig probably

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tamyang. Tamyang. Get Money. Tamyang. Get Money. Chinese. Tamyang. Get Money. Diarrhea. Nikki. Choyula. Port side. Mi hora. Hopu. Microwave.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Population: All these fuckin' people-mouths to feed...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turtle: All this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

At first I thought this was a reverse gif, then he ded

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does Poison Ivy drink wine if it's made from grapes and she hates everyone that harms plants?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what you get for not specifying units

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