misled3k

3132 pts · January 14, 2014


I like turtles.

Another recipe for my ❤️ list that I will never actually make. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is angry because she threw away the lettuce he bought on his trip to Georgia.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why aren't you?

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Gonna have to ❤️ this list, to watch them all later.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get your mind out of the gutter! If you look closely, her hand is quite low on her own shin.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dishonor on your cow!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Btw, this is from Futurama season 7, episode 3 (July 2012)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nixon wins because of the paradox correction. Travers wins the vote, but then he disappears from the past. I <3 me some Futurama consistency

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( ☼ )

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*mosquitoes, but my point stands xD

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least the Aedes Aegypti mosquitos. Them bastards are responsible for Dengue fever, the Zika virus, and Chikungunya!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

An Unpopular Opinion Puffin meme on imgur with an actual unpopular opinion?! Never thought I'd see the day.

10 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 9

Probably refers to the high divorce rates in most western countries.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They need some of my salsa. My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and want to take off their underpants.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. At my state university (nowhere near the top ones) they require a 3.0 GPA minimum, or else you get kicked out.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm quite confused about this as well. I was hoping to see some floofs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some people just don't have a sense of humus*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor mom looks like she hasn't sleept in days!

10 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 3

You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em! If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Put... your your pee in it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm on the same boat. I just don't want to be hurt by disappointment after so much hype I've read.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So THAT is how the Joker got his scar?

10 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 3

I put the name on the list because I knew it would upset hardcore ASoIaF fans. But as a fan myself, I reaaaaaally hope he doesn't die! Ever!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol, got me with "Heffner is already in a better place". I was confused for a second!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scales hate them! Click here to find out why.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Are you sure it was today, though?

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

It's because you touch yourself at nights.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...and don't call me Shirley!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1