ngvt

7419 pts ยท April 18, 2016


half acrid half basic

About went blind tryin' to see a red tiddy in there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Do you want cancer? This is how you get cancer.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 5

I used to cry over this when I was still married. Now that I just got dumped suddenly after a year with my gf, imagine the waterworks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ramsay Snow? Is that you? Ahem, sorry, Lord Bolton.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, gods. You're stuck in Europe. At least you're not the guy split between Australia and part of Africa. #NoBonusEver

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My RISK game had little roman numerals. My kid's set had little horsey man, infantry, and field artillery pieces.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a fucking BAND NAME MAN! [writes it down for later]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet. We all die eventually. But glad you got it handled.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yep. med alert cord.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her Busch is all the way to her toes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a make-up date set for the party? Nothing like introducing them early to the idea of the Birthday Week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I hate when roommates rip me (ear) off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to anchor that team, man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

five second rule bro.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Dad got a '79 635CSi with a close-ratio 5speed. Gray market (Euro spec imported into USA directly). OMG that was such a lovely toy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still to damned soon. Savage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way back in the early 80s my Dad came home with one. Coke syrup in it. Later on I used it for used motor oil disposal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD. I just went through this mindfuck the other day myself. I've never seen them except dismembered, as lil cabbages, too.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think we can all agree no one cares if she smells bad if she nekkid, and present.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thin apt walls, eh?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I type this while staring at a dusty-bunny-covered old box with about 100 AA/9V/AAA batteries in them, in my office. I know that feel, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have a Target, or an office supply place in your town/city, often they have a recycle box in front. Do what you can.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You suck - we all suck. Think of it as every battery you DO recycle is a positive compared to the old days.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bonus: without her glasses she's blind af so I'm not so repulsive naked

9 years ago | Likes 1189 Dislikes 10

Fuckin' raining in here at work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody got time for... well I guess someone had time for that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[*screams a little bit inside*]

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't look consensual. Plot twist: he ate the turkey later...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0