7419 pts ยท April 18, 2016
half acrid half basic
About went blind tryin' to see a red tiddy in there.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Do you want cancer? This is how you get cancer.
I used to cry over this when I was still married. Now that I just got dumped suddenly after a year with my gf, imagine the waterworks.
Ramsay Snow? Is that you? Ahem, sorry, Lord Bolton.
Oh, gods. You're stuck in Europe. At least you're not the guy split between Australia and part of Africa. #NoBonusEver
My RISK game had little roman numerals. My kid's set had little horsey man, infantry, and field artillery pieces.
It's a fucking BAND NAME MAN! [writes it down for later]
Yet. We all die eventually. But glad you got it handled.
yep. med alert cord.
Her Busch is all the way to her toes.
Got a make-up date set for the party? Nothing like introducing them early to the idea of the Birthday Week.
I hate when roommates rip me (ear) off.
Way to anchor that team, man.
five second rule bro.
My Dad got a '79 635CSi with a close-ratio 5speed. Gray market (Euro spec imported into USA directly). OMG that was such a lovely toy.
Still to damned soon. Savage.
Way back in the early 80s my Dad came home with one. Coke syrup in it. Later on I used it for used motor oil disposal.
OH MY GOD. I just went through this mindfuck the other day myself. I've never seen them except dismembered, as lil cabbages, too.
I think we can all agree no one cares if she smells bad if she nekkid, and present.
Thin apt walls, eh?
I type this while staring at a dusty-bunny-covered old box with about 100 AA/9V/AAA batteries in them, in my office. I know that feel, bro.
If you have a Target, or an office supply place in your town/city, often they have a recycle box in front. Do what you can.
You suck - we all suck. Think of it as every battery you DO recycle is a positive compared to the old days.
bonus: without her glasses she's blind af so I'm not so repulsive naked
Fuckin' raining in here at work.
Ain't nobody got time for... well I guess someone had time for that.
[*screams a little bit inside*]
That doesn't look consensual. Plot twist: he ate the turkey later...
About went blind tryin' to see a red tiddy in there.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Do you want cancer? This is how you get cancer.
I used to cry over this when I was still married. Now that I just got dumped suddenly after a year with my gf, imagine the waterworks.
Ramsay Snow? Is that you? Ahem, sorry, Lord Bolton.
Oh, gods. You're stuck in Europe. At least you're not the guy split between Australia and part of Africa. #NoBonusEver
My RISK game had little roman numerals. My kid's set had little horsey man, infantry, and field artillery pieces.
It's a fucking BAND NAME MAN! [writes it down for later]
Yet. We all die eventually. But glad you got it handled.
yep. med alert cord.
Her Busch is all the way to her toes.
Got a make-up date set for the party? Nothing like introducing them early to the idea of the Birthday Week.
I hate when roommates rip me (ear) off.
Way to anchor that team, man.
five second rule bro.
My Dad got a '79 635CSi with a close-ratio 5speed. Gray market (Euro spec imported into USA directly). OMG that was such a lovely toy.
Still to damned soon. Savage.
Way back in the early 80s my Dad came home with one. Coke syrup in it. Later on I used it for used motor oil disposal.
OH MY GOD. I just went through this mindfuck the other day myself. I've never seen them except dismembered, as lil cabbages, too.
I think we can all agree no one cares if she smells bad if she nekkid, and present.
Thin apt walls, eh?
I type this while staring at a dusty-bunny-covered old box with about 100 AA/9V/AAA batteries in them, in my office. I know that feel, bro.
If you have a Target, or an office supply place in your town/city, often they have a recycle box in front. Do what you can.
You suck - we all suck. Think of it as every battery you DO recycle is a positive compared to the old days.
bonus: without her glasses she's blind af so I'm not so repulsive naked
Fuckin' raining in here at work.
Ain't nobody got time for... well I guess someone had time for that.
[*screams a little bit inside*]
That doesn't look consensual. Plot twist: he ate the turkey later...