ninjarabbit

18840 pts · August 17, 2018


Authoritarian*

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is basically the premise for every dystopian scifi, a commentary on authorisation when taken to it's logical conclusion

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that before or after your 2nd serving of boot?

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Horizontal flight uses about 1/3 the fuel (with airfoils creating lift) compared to their vertical flying counterparts

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For shoplifting?

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There isn’t even consensus by experts for a definition of a “failed state.” The wiki page you’re sharing list common signs but legally it’s too ambiguous to nail down. In any case, US is currently leaning closer to a failed state than a successful one. Let’s call it failing state and move on

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the legal apparatus operates on “rules for thee but not for me” it’s a very strong argument for a failed institution. A failed institution doesn’t necessarily only mean defunct and powerless

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Archeologists, if the bones are old enough

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Specifically only rejecting from one slaughterhouse, Arrebeef

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China didn’t reject 100% of the beef purchased from Argentina, just those found to be contaminated. They accepted other Argentinian beef

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are you suggesting? At 400lbs of meat per cattle, that’s 110 cattle

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don’t you mean CR?

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So much for the saying “if you spoil your kids, you get to raise your grandkids”

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Statistically, he’ll run into someone that’s not so polite…play stupid games, win stupid prizes…a man can hope, sigh

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Because the game of capitalism was designed by the people that were winning and will always be winning” ~ Brendan Lee Mulligan

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How come the engagement doesn’t come in the form of a bloody nose? Real shame

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hey, that’s not sarcastic at all. updoot anyways

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first guy must have called dibs on that spot

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because the lord's threesome is 2 woman and a man

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

If ever there was proof that god isn't all-powerful, all-knowing and all-caring, it's that Trump [copy paste trump behavior]

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Foot rubber band shot to the face w/ a plunger in the office

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That must means your coworkers were happy with your delivery of reacharounds

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not everything

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Excellent, we no longer need to wait for the next tornado to hit. Alternative glitter distribution system - build glitter factories everywhere along tornado alley, a tornado is bound to hit one sooner or later

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Personally I think politicians need to have skin the game for their policies and bills. They want a bigger paycheck, well it has to scale with the federal minimum wage. They want to keep their universal healthcare, well they gotta give it to every one of their constituents, etc.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I read that as anus congestion and thought yeah that's probably true lol

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0