oztaurus

110 pts · June 30, 2011


sigh - unzips

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I lived in a Kia Rio for about 18 months while working. Organisation is the key! parked in a beachside carpark so shower & toilet was easy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved to a third world country, Thailand, I get faster internet here than in Sydney. FWIW what speed does your ISP SAY they will provide?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to move it

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

37? I'm 37?????

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep they go ALL THE WAY down to the ground

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I learned to roller skate - find the best looking ass on the rink ... and try to keep up

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how I learned to roller skate ... find the best looking ass then try to keep up

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It certainly looks like that mall near Khaosan Road

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the dude obviously didn't deserve you - hang out for the right guy - who is coming your way in the future

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friend went to a brothel. Girl said "you don't come to brothels often do you?" Friend asked why. Girl said "you don't smell like Brut 33"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nobody dies, no weapons used, plea bargain?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaargh!!! I Hate those things, always hang at face height when I am walking home in the dark. Kill them with FIRE!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, Sad, isn't it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just one more turn ....

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is an episode of a reality TV show right there in that room

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other countries also don't have precision marching bands - so why the fuck did Australia have them in the 2000 Olympic opening ceremony?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

some Asian countries try to have cheerleading but it just ends up weird and kind of sad

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO!!! Let's agree on "Tudge"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that you Bill?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there. Cool!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

came here to say this - have an upboat

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but 10/10 for sneak attack while you are busy laughing at their cute 'copter

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The joke usually goes "pistol whip (insert object of your derision here) and shoot them twice"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

planning to repost them in 3 month eh?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mean the NSA can't intercept and read faxes?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came her to post this - have an upvote

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Нет!. Он не шутит.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Notice that it took TWO security guys to carry him away.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0