phalanaster

79438 pts · November 16, 2015


One fine day with a woof and a purr, A baby was born, and it caused a little stir. No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog, Just a feline canine little CatDog.

I just tried it.. it does work.

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean.. it does work though. Give it a try!

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you meant to say, not the sharpest crayon in the shed

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m looking at someone who doesn’t want to work right now

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m hungry

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t this guy just retype the top comment and screenshot it?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact. Spiral stare cases always spiral up left. That way the defending soldiers meet the invaders with there dominant hand

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I noticed they did nothing to address animals accidentally falling in

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ferrari

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to sell crack pipes (glass roses and unusable glass pens) at a gas station. I’m curious how they are made in bulk

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Who’s the girl on the bottom left?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does she seem so.. uncomfortable? I feel uncomfortable watching her. Her facial cues are are not saying look at me… they’re saying I hope people don’t look.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOLD UP! YOU TALKED TO MY MOM?!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this ai?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sun has at least 7. That should never run out

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It needs to be 3x bigger

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well damn. Harsh comment. Sorry I missed it. Here’s a -1 for you too friend!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Top 10 favorite for me

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He weighed the possibility of her saying no, he undoubtedly weighted for the perfect time, and it still didn’t workout.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would buy all my gifts exclusively from this store. Functional practical tools that you can only use with your dis-functional non-practical hand

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahh “breaking news” in the porn hub style

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s el johno

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both legs destroyed in a mild fender bender. But super cool

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you put the leafy greens under the cheese but on top of the sauce, it preserves the flavor and mitigates burning

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one in my bedroom. But I have a fetish of being watched. I just stay but ass naked and beat off all day when home

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That tail is insanely big. I never knew

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 is this adventure time?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I’m 90% this is real. But is it ai? I know I can search the vid, but I legitimately try identifying real vs ai hardcore. I believe this is real video, but the water splash from the bike falling and the trash the vendors though into the pit looked questionable.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

People were clearly injured

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0