Before we start, I'm Tyson, a Canadian salesman/photographer/journalist/writer(not author, never been published) techhead, and oddball. I'm actually pretty easygoing despite what you're about to read. Feel free to message me. Alrighty - this has been getting to me lately: the comments are for commenting on the photos, please please PLEASE stop complaining about people down-voting, recycled jokes, the extension, and reposts. 85% of the things people complain about being "so old," are actually new to me. Furthermore, complaining that people are recycling jokes is a waste of your time. Jokes get repeated because they make people laugh, and it's not going to stop. Even if it's old it still takes hundreds of separate people thinking, "hah that was clever," or something along those lines to put it in the top comment spot. Just because you've seen the joke before doesn't make those hundreds of people wrong. Finally, shut the fuck up about the downvote fairies.And the extension. If you really are only after getting a top comment then get the extension and obsessively refresh and wait until a new image is posted. PS: Personally I do not have the extension, and I won't be getting it. I'm the kind of guy that would check each time a new picture was posted, and I'm also the kind of guy who hates coming to Imgur and only seeing one new image at a time. Will I lose out on the ability to make top comments as often? Maybe, but as long as there are new pictures to enjoy and other comments to read, I'll enjoy this site. Plus, we have a huge community; I know someone will read what I have said, and if they like it enough maybe they'll tell me. Obviously I like to have my opinion and sense of humour validated, we all do. But I don't care about collecting upvotes as much as making someone laugh. Upvotes only get you to Glorious, then they mean nothing. Enjoy the images and the community, not the sense of notoriety that comes with people recognizing your online handle. That being said, feel free to start a fanclub devoted to me.
Yes sorry this was posted right to reddit I didn't realize I had uploaded it to gallery too, thanks for having my back
Also, I was unaware of the other post so :P
But... the comment you just replied to was four YEARS old.
Fuck you and your hostility towards a four year-old comment right back
Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman. Wait, what are we doing?
Already? Maybe they should call him the premature viking
http://imgur.com/account/favorites/pDC1X
You're an idiot. I made my fiancee a knife for her birthday and it was perfectly safe the whole time.
The first girl is number 10, so we divide 30 by ten. HL3 confirmed. Phew, I got us there.
Perform an emergency tracheotomy on a gay Jewish person?
and my axe!
Which means half of all men have less than that
What's FMETA?
Two theories. 1) Their fight or flight skews to fight, but there's nothing to fight so they freeze 2) dealing with movement-based predators
Go home, you're drunk.
I can't decide if this is great or just weird
*Moo point. It doesn't matter, like a cow's opinion.
A lot of the time it had more to do with religious reasons.Gramma was a single-room school teacher and smacked leftie's knuckles b/c of this
About 42lbs or 19kg for those of you who were wondering
IIRC Peter Jackson had his Tolkien expert square off against Colbert, and Colbert won.
"Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
Technically, you said it was old vocab.
Wow I don't know why you're down here, you just stated an opinion, it's not like you were being offensive, I got you back to 0 little buddy.
Well if you want to have a debate you can't just go around being RIGHT. What were you thinking?
"Damn that's a good looking browline you have, no homo neanderthalensis."
All it means is that I have a different set of parameters to define what I find beautiful.
Personally I wouldn't stop if it was a full busking orchestra: classical ain't my cup of tea. Doesn't mean I don't appreciate beauty
Yeah because everybody likes classical music and nobody at a freakin subway station has anywhere they need to be going or anything
Fuck you all for downvoting me for being a good person. I hope you all get your houses/apartments burgalized, assholes.