swordsmark

3672 pts · November 10, 2015


Don’t make him show you his FIFA peace prize again.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A dusty fart on a breezy day

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drive down Sunrise highway on Long Island and it’s simply the ugliest string of strip malls and recurring businesses imaginable. I find it depressing that they took pristine and turned it into a celebration of cheap plastic and tawdry storefronts.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish you peace in your heart and to your family too. Thank you for sharing your journey and your story. You lived! You matter!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s self contained in his diaper. He brings it wherever he goes.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do encourage you to look upon this fellow as if his nostrils were the eyes of a small lad and he chomping on corn and the rest is a spectacular hairdo/head dress.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Insulting Luxembourg is like insulting my wife’s second cousin once removed.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Trump, that fart knocker too

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he’s Tom Bombadil with a job

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see dead people but then again I’m a funeral director.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Gärish Collection

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I figured they were, but the knowing it doesn’t take away from the overall effect. You are an artist who created something brilliant!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s amazing! Your eyes are stunning!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He reminds me of the Simpsons newscaster declaring the he for one welcomes his new alien overlords.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get up early so I can draw my pictures when it’s quiet and there’s no one around . I’m the only one who gets pleasure out of it and it’s all good.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sense a strongly worded letter from Schumer in the pipeline

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder whose lies are going to win.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does anyone listen to that guy? He has never been intelligent or relevant.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Quietly obliterates” describes my Taco Bell farts and not the exit of Gen. George.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair we’re spending trillions and not just billions.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there any sauce for this because I couldn’t find any.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see he’s deep in the Reagan playbook. The evil empire indeed.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy trails! Go you!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She’s one of the only viable people that I would consider voting for. She’s not even running.🤷

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a great speech, “if you’re not at the table you’re on the menu”, is a great line.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since I did not receive the Nobel prize in chemistry I will be foregoing the use of fabreze when I take a stinky. Henceforth you will all have to smell the fragrance of my colon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Canadian porn at its best

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some sell their bodies and some sell their souls.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t be nice to them, just stay away from them. Don’t play with shit.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s brilliant!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0