testingtesting123456

1507 pts · October 19, 2016


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That is exceptionally creative and I love the attention to detail.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That seems like a lot of work for what is ultimately a pretty gross candy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I keep my dishwasher on the other half of the bed. No space for remotes and phones.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Jackass: the movie

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That emu has a huge dick

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It might be the kindest sounding racial slur ever.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where everything is made up and the facts don’t matter.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Best use of drones and fireworks ever.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What does it mean for someone to be a yeehaw?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Must admit I was pretty disappointed when I saw she wasn’t jerking off the horse.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Your mom is awesome!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen him doing that too. You’re just stating facts.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We know this story is true because the poacher lived to tell the tale.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

She looks envious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I cannot live in Arizona

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$400 and two exes

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I know right?! I was just there 8 years ago and I am so blessed to have gotten some pics and memories of it intact.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 6

That’s how I feel about my in-laws

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Whole" is a weird word

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why no sound?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The only thing flatter than the earth is your mom’s chest.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If the earth wasn’t flat your mom would be orbiting it, making it impossible for me to bang her on the reg.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

One of the most dangerous parts about heroin is getting caught with heroin. I would rather die from heroin then get caught.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 20

Yup I also hated this show. I don’t understand how people enjoyed it. But you summed it up pretty well.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 32

Mr. Margold, are you accepting unpaid interns to your practice at this time?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats “on” your baby

7 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 6

Just so happens I can show you a gerbil containing 4 tablespoons of blood.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he can do all that with the name Asshole McGloatyface then I say kudos to him/her that was a massive obstacle to overcome.

7 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 3